Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

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me in front of a gun! (yes, i have quite the ensemble on!! [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] tyler)

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6...andy042st7.jpg


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you look like a midwestern househusband. something about those slacks isn't working for me. i do like the shirt/sweater/jacket combo, and those shoes look comfy and well-suited to your activity. also, it looks like the DC/UK environment has done wonders for your complexion.

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anyway, i think that it's so cool that i got to do this. it's all very nice buying expensive clothes and cars, but actually using my illegitimate money to see the world (lol) and discover things that i've only read about or seen in movies is just a phenomenal opportunity. i've thought a lot about this, and i'm so very glad that i've had the chances that i've had when i'm young. i'll make jokes and all, but i feel very fortunate to be where i am, doing what i'm doing.


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i have never regretted money spent on travelling (many, many BBs worth). good job taking full advantage of your situation.

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besides, to quote the late, great, lester bangs, "anybody who doesn't jack off at least three times a day is a queer."


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i pleasure myself manually with great frequency but also like humping dudes. where does this leave me vis-à-vis mr. bangs's supposition?

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

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you look like a midwestern househusband. something about those slacks isn't working for me. i do like the shirt/sweater/jacket combo, and those shoes look comfy and well-suited to your activity. also, it looks like the DC/UK environment has done wonders for your complexion.

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i can't tell if it's the pants or the shoes or both. granted, i like my pants wider than most fashionable people do (i need room in there!).

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anyway, i think that it's so cool that i got to do this. it's all very nice buying expensive clothes and cars, but actually using my illegitimate money to see the world (lol) and discover things that i've only read about or seen in movies is just a phenomenal opportunity. i've thought a lot about this, and i'm so very glad that i've had the chances that i've had when i'm young. i'll make jokes and all, but i feel very fortunate to be where i am, doing what i'm doing.


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this is 100% true. using poker money to pay for my trip to europe was awesome. ZOMG, i didn't post pics yet (if anyone cares)! [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] i'll do that while i watch football tonight

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besides, to quote the late, great, lester bangs, "anybody who doesn't jack off at least three times a day is a queer."


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i pleasure myself manually with great frequency but also like humping dudes. where does this leave me vis-à-vis mr. bangs's supposition?

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not sure what to make of this, except that apparently i need to do it more often.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dude-humpers though!

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

I cant belive none of you are commenting on his hair ... take it from there yo.

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

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I cant belive none of you are commenting on his hair ... take it from there yo.

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he's in england, it's not that bad.

also, gothic churches rule.

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

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ZOMG, i didn't post pics yet (if anyone cares)!

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i was in switzerland/france/germany for 11 days on a family history trip, seeing our ancestors' homesteads and such and seeing some cool places along the way. i was so happy to get to bern on monday after being in the country for 4 days. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


warning: lots of pics and i resized them, but if they still break your thread, make a bookmark with this (all the code together on one line):

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Limmat River in Zurich
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0431.jpg

Moo!!
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0464.jpg

in the Aare River Gorge http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0503.jpg

Alphorn players
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0607.jpg


Casino Kursaal in Interlaken (that's the best I could do before my battery died)
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0618.jpg

Alps from out hotel balcony (Eiger, Monch, Jungfrau)
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0649.jpg

Bears! http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0713.jpg

Cow with pants, ldo http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0830.jpg

Street fountains in Bern
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0848.jpg

Dude eating bad children http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0856.jpg

Hooray for Euro '08! http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0857.jpg

I see your goth and raise you a gargoyle
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0865.jpg
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0864.jpg

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0871.jpg


Mural in a restaurant in Riquewihr, France
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0902.jpg

Me outside one of our salons http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0909.jpg

This is not a drive-through hotel, moran
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0910.jpg

Doing shots of kirsch after dinner in Germany http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...luck/shots.jpg

I have no idea what this was about unless it was screw with the Americans night at this place [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...ppedcream2.jpg

For the beer club:

This was awful when it was cold, but got better as it got warm
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0537.jpg

Got this at the Swiss/German border because: I needed Euros and I needed a beer (you decide which was more urgent)...was delicious
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0896.jpg

At lunch with very salty ham and potatoes...very good
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0933.jpg

Got 2 33 cL (~12 oz) bottles for 1.30 euro each at the supermarket (Monoprix) and had them at night in Molsheim... [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Chimay
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0945.jpg

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0948.jpg

On a cruise down the Rhine (but going north!) in 50F weather and rain...We needed these to stay warm...had what's on the glass first and then had this afterward (I didn't write down what it was [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] )
http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...k/DSCN0983.jpg

If you like and want to see more, PM me and I'll send you the link to the whole gallery (400+ pics).

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

Same star in both hands. He surely knows how to push weak hands in marginal situations -- BTW how bad is my play pf in both hands? As played, stab flop or turn in hand 1 against unknowns?


Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
9 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (9 players) Xylocain is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
6 folds, Button calls, Xylocain calls, BB checks.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3SB, 3 players)
Xylocain checks, BB checks, Button checks.

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (1.5BB, 3 players)
Xylocain checks, BB checks, Button checks.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (1.5BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Xylocain bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Xylocain 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button caps</font>, Xylocain calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9.5BB
<font color="#ffffff">Xylocain showed Ac Td</font>
<font color="#ffffff"> [Qh 8h] and lost with a pair of Queens</font>


Poker Stars
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
9 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (9 players) Xylocain is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
3 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 calls, Xylocain calls, 2 folds, 2 folds, BB checks.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4.5SB, 4 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#cc0000">MP3 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Xylocain raises</font>, 2 folds, MP3 calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4.25BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">MP3 bets</font>, Xylocain calls.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6.25BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">MP3 bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Xylocain raises</font>, MP3 calls.

Results:
Final pot: 10.25BB
<font color="#ffffff">Xylocain showed Jd 8d</font>
<font color="#ffffff">MP3 mucks 3h 5s</font>


Edit, added vils cards to hand 1

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

I raise hand 1 preflop, but as played, the flop and turn aren't bad. Hand 2 preflop isn't that bad, actually.

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

franzikaner is pretty good--should be easy to get in the US

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

Yeah, I bought it by the case over the summer. It was a pretty decent buy, given that it was an import.

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

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franzikaner is pretty good--should be easy to get in the US

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yes, I had franziskaner and chimay while visiting my brother in PA this summer. both were yummy.

Bo Sox are +EV

Untapped talent
 

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4553/nlgraphjc7.jpg

Re: Untapped talent
 

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http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4553/nlgraphjc7.jpg

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What happened at hand ~70 and hand ~218?

Re: Untapped talent
 

I don't remember either hand but I spect I was outplayed. Odds of that are goot [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Untapped talent
 

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http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4553/nlgraphjc7.jpg

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I see that you've had two losing all-ins for 60-70 BB each... I hope those are "legit" beats and not stack-donks.

Re: Untapped talent
 

the guys that come down on me for tiltraising donks may find this hand amusing:

i beat no hand that can call... but [censored] YOU DONT BET INTO ME.

PokerStars Game #12931879944: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/10/30 - 02:09:14 (ET)
Table 'Tirza' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Bananmats ($113 in chips)
Seat 2: Scugalen ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: HolyBull22 ($61.55 in chips)
Seat 4: JavaAA ($125.35 in chips)
Seat 5: flex-it ($68.85 in chips)
Seat 6: Wet-DreaMer ($164.40 in chips)
Bananmats: posts small blind $0.50
Scugalen: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Wet-DreaMer [Jh Qh]
HolyBull22: calls $1
JavaAA: folds
flex-it: calls $1
Wet-DreaMer: calls $1
Bananmats: calls $0.50
Scugalen: checks
*** FLOP *** [8s Qs Qd]
Bananmats: checks
Scugalen: checks
HolyBull22: checks
flex-it: bets $1
Wet-DreaMer: raises $4 to $5
Bananmats: folds
Scugalen: folds
HolyBull22: folds
flex-it: calls $4
*** TURN *** [8s Qs Qd] [2d]
flex-it: bets $1
Wet-DreaMer: raises $13 to $14
flex-it: calls $13
*** RIVER *** [8s Qs Qd 2d] [5c]
flex-it: bets $18
Wet-DreaMer: raises $126.40 to $144.40 and is all-in
flex-it: folds
flex-it leaves the table
Wet-DreaMer collected $76 from pot
Wet-DreaMer: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $79 | Rake $3
Board [8s Qs Qd 2d 5c]
Seat 1: Bananmats (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Scugalen (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: HolyBull22 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: JavaAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: flex-it folded on the River
Seat 6: Wet-DreaMer (button) collected ($76)

Re: Untapped talent
 

sick TR btw brain

Re: Untapped talent
 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($1.73)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($5.05)</font>
BB ($3.55)
UTG ($5.06)
UTG+1 ($8.88)
MP1 ($5.49)
<font color="#C00000">MP2 ($2.68)</font>
MP3 ($5.67)
CO ($3.87)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to $0.06</font>, MP2 calls $0.06, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $0.05, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($0.20) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.2</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.20.

Turn: ($0.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.4</font>, MP2 calls $0.40.

River: ($1.40) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to $2.02</font>, Hero calls $1.02.

Final Pot: $5.44
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: $5.44, between Hero and MP2.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by MP2 ($5.44).</font>

Aaron, I don't know if this was ridiculous or not I don't know the first thing about NL. But after looked at it I guess I should have at least folded to the river raise.

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Js Ts (two pair, jacks and tens).
MP2 has 8s 9s (straight, jack high).
Outcome: MP2 wins $5.44. </font>

Re: Untapped talent
 

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($1.73)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($5.05)</font>
BB ($3.55)
UTG ($5.06)
UTG+1 ($8.88)
MP1 ($5.49)
<font color="#C00000">MP2 ($2.68)</font>
MP3 ($5.67)
CO ($3.87)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to $0.06</font>, MP2 calls $0.06, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $0.05, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($0.20) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.2</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.20.

Turn: ($0.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.4</font>, MP2 calls $0.40.

River: ($1.40) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to $2.02</font>, Hero calls $1.02.

Final Pot: $5.44
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: $5.44, between Hero and MP2.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by MP2 ($5.44).</font>

Aaron, I don't know if this was ridiculous or not I don't know the first thing about NL. But after looked at it I guess I should have at least folded to the river raise.

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Js Ts (two pair, jacks and tens).
MP2 has 8s 9s (straight, jack high).
Outcome: MP2 wins $5.44. </font>

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*Shrug* I'm in the middle of my first read of PNL and don't claim to be anywhere near competent in this game. But this hand makes me think of big pot/small pot. Maybe you don't bet the pot on the flop...

Re: Untapped talent
 

I think maybe you fold from the SB. Drawing hands are hard to play OOP.

Re: Untapped talent
 

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I think maybe you fold from the SB. Drawing hands are hard to play OOP.

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Never, ever fold J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] preflop. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Untapped talent
 

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.02 BB (9 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

Button ($1.73)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($5.05)</font>
BB ($3.55)
UTG ($5.06)
UTG+1 ($8.88)
MP1 ($5.49)
<font color="#C00000">MP2 ($2.68)</font>
MP3 ($5.67)
CO ($3.87)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to $0.06</font>, MP2 calls $0.06, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $0.05, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($0.20) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.2</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.20.

Turn: ($0.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $0.4</font>, MP2 calls $0.40.

River: ($1.40) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $1</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to $2.02</font>, Hero calls $1.02.

Final Pot: $5.44
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: $5.44, between Hero and MP2.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by MP2 ($5.44).</font>

Aaron, I don't know if this was ridiculous or not I don't know the first thing about NL. But after looked at it I guess I should have at least folded to the river raise.

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Js Ts (two pair, jacks and tens).
MP2 has 8s 9s (straight, jack high).
Outcome: MP2 wins $5.44. </font>

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The board is very scary, flush draw and straight potential which could easily fit with the possible holdings of the other players. You should perhaps overbet the pot at the flop to reduce the implied odds and then prepare to let go if anybody comes along. You have TP and a so-so kicker, you might be ahead but it is not certain.

Your call preflop is good, as there is loads of implied odds and your opponents will pay off if you hit. Only problem is if the BB is very aggresive and often reraises here so you'll have to fold then you might consider your hand, but I doubt that happens at these stakes, unless of course if he has AA/KK.

Re: Untapped talent
 

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*Shrug* I'm in the middle of my first read of PNL and don't claim to be anywhere near competent in this game. But this hand makes me think of big pot/small pot. Maybe you don't bet the pot on the flop...

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I'd favor betting the flop and checking the turn in position to keep the pot small. Problem with this is it does let draws see a card, but as long as I can get away from my hand if the draw hits I'm good with that.

Then I'd check/call the river. It's one of those positions where a check/raise can still be hands you beat so you have to call, especially particularly aggressiv eplayers. A check/call lets him bluff a stupid hand that you beat, like AJ, or KJ, etc.

When you're looking at top-pair hands you really don't want a big pot, which this became because of the turn pot-bet.

NL is so much different than L that a lot of times I feel like an absolute weak nit, but it only takes a couple "f-it, I call"'s to get back into the, 'gee, when they do that they really have a good hand' mode.

And sometimes, if they think you're going to fold and you have a hand they do it again with air and BAM you're rolling in the nickels.

Oh, and I like this ensemble:

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Better than shadows. Nice sweater and his pants actually fit.

Re: Untapped talent
 

bah, that sweater is lame.

the pants actually look good in person. they're this sweet gold color. i do have a hard time getting pants that fit, however. those pants are 32/32. i need maybe an inch shorter in the length, but have a hard time finding such a size. my suit pants and all my other tailored pants (balla, yes), fit very nicely. it's tough being scrawny.

tyler,

well obviously you cannot be a queer AND jack off at least three times a day. if you jack off at least three times a day, then you aren't a queer. that means there's still hope!!!

http://www.exodus.to/

jesus will save you from your sins, my friend!

love,

john

edit- eric, heineken 7 euro. ugh.

edit again- my hair. ugh. haven't had it cut in over a month. i need it done like once every 3 weeks. scared to do it over here, but i will break down before gf comes over. prolly 1.5 inch trim, yeah? also, it is windy in those pictures.

Re: Untapped talent
 

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edit- eric, heineken 7 euro. ugh.

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Eeeeeeew grooooooooooooss

Buy something more local next time! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Re: Untapped talent
 

bona, getting stacked is the most standard thing ever. just move on to the next hand.

Re: Untapped talent
 

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the pants actually look good in person. they're this sweet gold color.

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That's called 'khaki'.

And regarding the pants fitting, I have the opposite problem. Pants that fit my waist (38 currently) and legs (I prefer 29, but mostly can only find 30) all have huge crotches for some reason. I hate huge baggy crotches.

Re: Untapped talent
 

i know what khaki is.

these pants are gold.

holla

Re: Untapped talent
 

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the pants actually look good in person. they're this sweet gold color.

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That's called 'khaki'.

And regarding the pants fitting, I have the opposite problem. Pants that fit my waist (38 currently) and legs (I prefer 29, but mostly can only find 30) all have huge crotches for some reason. I hate huge baggy crotches.

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If you had a huge baggy johnson, you'd love em!

Re: Untapped talent
 

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i know what khaki is.

these pants are gold.

holla

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k, I believe you.

http://notnats.com/shadowgoldpants.jpg

Re: Untapped talent
 

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http://notnats.com/shadowgoldpants.jpg

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so awesome. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].

Hello Kitty Punishment
 

So, I recently read in a NY Times article that the Thai police are now being threatened with having to wear "Hello Kitty" armbands should they commit any misdeeds. In the same vein, as punishment for months of bad poker play, I have thus changed my avatar to "Hello Kitty" [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

It turns out this is a really effective deterrent; of the ten "Hello Kitty" armbands prepared, not a single one has actually had to be issued!

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“[Hello] Kitty is a cute icon for young girls. It’s not something macho police officers want covering their biceps.”


Ten of the armbands have been prepared, but so far none have actually been issued

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Moderators, instead of posting LOLcats, I suggest you change avatars to "Hello Kitty." Turns out this is a really effective way to get the behavioral change that you desire!

Re: Untapped talent
 

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i know what khaki is.

these pants are gold.

holla

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k, I believe you.

http://notnats.com/shadowgoldpants.jpg

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gold! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Hello Kitty Punishment
 

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instead of posting LOLcats, I suggest you change avatars to "Hello Kitty."

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[censored] Hello Kitty.

Re: Hello Kitty Punishment
 

I was at an NHL game last night with a bunch of guys and we were consuming beerz in mass quantities. The following text messaging took place between myself and my wife:

W: " How are you guys doing? "
ME: " I r drunkern!"
W: " Don't come home until u is sobern! "

Do you think 2+2 had a bad influence on my family? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Re: Hello Kitty Punishment
 

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I was at an NHL game last night with a bunch of guys and we were consuming beerz in mass quantities. The following text messaging took place between myself and my wife:

W: " How are you guys doing? "
ME: " I r drunkern!"
W: " Don't come home until u is sobern! "

Do you think 2+2 had a bad influence on my family? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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That depends... Did you come back sobern or drunkern?

Re: Hello Kitty Punishment
 

Drunkern, LDO [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Hello Kitty Punishment
 

Oh, "[censored] Hello Kitty" is obviously the next NC thread title.