Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

hahahahaha.....Very Funny Mr Wookie. Godmammit the things I would do if I were a mod...

It is actually quite good. I'll pay it. 8-10 IMO

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

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Santa Wook gives you a [censored] lump of coal

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Awesome

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Ho ho ho.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

can you auto do post titles for others?

I suggest for neurotiq: grlz poker chkx roxor

For riku: posts lost of AK/AQ hands

lol 7k

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Looks like my Session Review homie is a 1 post troll doing a no-show ... if anyone is interested I'd be happy to do an ad-hoc review.

I kind of need one after a recent downswing ... today was my first return to the green in quite some time. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

[i]Edit to add, and while I'm posting, can someone ban Mr.Busto, his posts tilt me more than QueBobs.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!

VICTORIAN! YOU MAKE ME SICK!

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

I misplaced the stud converter somewhere, and quite frankly I'm too lazy to convert the hands anyway, but I was donking around on some stud8 earlier & saw two firsts:

In quite possibly the largest pot (in BBs) I've ever seen in limit anything, three guys made it to showdown. Dude 1 won the low with 7653A. Dude 3 won the high with quad kings. Dude 2 lost the high with AAAJJJ4.

For the other, I finally got see the fabled 7 card stud community card on 7th street. I won the low with 7543A in another huge pot, the guy sitting on my left won the high with Kings & jacks (the J was the community card). What made it even more fun was that I got bored with the slow play during 4th street & started calling out everyone's hole cards in the table chat. I was exactly right on 3 of 4 (guessed a pair of fives with A kicker for the other, turned out he had A775). I think I'm finally ready for the judges' game. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

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Looks like my Session Review homie is a 1 post troll doing a no-show ... if anyone is interested I'd be happy to do an ad-hoc review.

I kind of need one after a recent downswing ... today was my first return to the green in quite some time. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]


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Xylo, PM me if you want me to take a look. I'm suffering withdrawals from missing the session reviews for the last two months.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Booyah!! Obv. no one told this guy that you shouldn't try to bluff the idiot... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]


(anyone know a working HU-converter for Absolute?)

Seat 6 - Hero ($188 in chips)
Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($102 in chips)
Hero - Posts small blind $3
Aggro Dude - Posts big blind $5
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Hero - Raises $7 to $10
Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $15
Hero - Calls $5
*** FLOP *** [6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Bets $5
Hero - Raises $10 to $10
Aggro Dude - Calls $5
*** TURN *** [6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] [A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Bets $10
Hero - Calls $10
*** RIVER *** [6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] [3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Bets $10
Hero - Raises $20 to $20
Aggro Dude - Folds
Hero - returned ($10) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero - Does not show
Hero Collects $89.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($90) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [6d Jc 7s Ah 3s]
Seat 4: Aggro Dude (small blind) Folded on the RIVER
Seat 6: Hero (dealer) collected Total ($89.50) HI:($89.50) [Does not show]


Seat 6 - Hero ($143 in chips)
Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($150.50 in chips)
Hero - Posts small blind $3
Aggro Dude - Posts big blind $5
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]]
Hero - Raises $7 to $10
Aggro Dude - Calls $5
*** FLOP *** [4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Checks
Hero - Bets $5
Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $10
Hero - Raises $10 to $15
Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $20
Hero - Calls $5
*** TURN *** [4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] [Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Bets $10
Hero - Raises $20 to $20
Aggro Dude - Folds
Hero - returned ($10) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero - Does not show
Hero Collects $79.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($80) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [4h 4s 2s Qc]
Seat 4: Aggro Dude (small blind) Folded on the TURN
Seat 6: Hero (dealer) collected Total ($79.50) HI:($79.50) [Does not show]


Seat 6 - Hero ($94.50 in chips)
Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($104.50 in chips)
Hero - Posts small blind $3
Aggro Dude - Posts big blind $5
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Hero - Raises $7 to $10
Aggro Dude - Calls $5
*** FLOP *** [A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Checks
Hero - Bets $5
Aggro Dude - Calls $5
*** TURN *** [A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] [10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Bets $10
Hero - Calls $10
*** RIVER *** [A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 10[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] [Ah]
Aggro Dude - Checks
Hero - Bets $10
Aggro Dude - Raises $20 to $20
Hero - Calls $10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Aggro Dude - Shows [2c Qd] (One pair, aces)
Hero - Shows [Kh 2d] (Two Pair, aces and kings)
Hero Collects $89.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($90) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [Ac Kc 7c 10d Ah]
Seat 4: Aggro Dude (small blind) HI:lost with One pair, aces [2c Qd - B:Ah,B:Ac,B:Kc,P:Qd,B:10d]
Seat 6: Hero (dealer) won Total ($89.50) HI:($89.50) with Two Pair, aces and kings [Kh 2d - B:Ah,B:Ac,P:Kh,B:Kc,B:10d]


Seat 4 - Aggro Dude ($183.50 in chips)
Seat 6 - Hero ($113 in chips)
Aggro Dude - Posts small blind $3
Hero - Posts big blind $5
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
Aggro Dude - Calls $2
Hero - Checks
*** FLOP *** [K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]]
Hero - Bets $5
Aggro Dude - Raises $10 to $10
Hero - Raises $10 to $15
Aggro Dude - Folds
Hero - returned ($5) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero - Does not show
Hero Collects $29.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($30) | Rake ($0.50)
Board [Kd Ad Ks]
Seat 4: Aggro Dude (dealer) (big blind) Folded on the FLOP
Seat 6: Hero collected Total ($29.50) HI:($29.50) [Does not show]

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Heh... virtual me runs super cold playing 3/6 6-max at [unmentionable pokersite], just like real me does at [mentionable pokersite]. And apparently, I trained a pretty LAG player.

http://math.ucsd.edu/~awong/poker/virtual.JPG

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Meh. The only thing worse than getting runnered runnered by morans at .25/.50 is getting r/rd by bots.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

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Santa Wook gives you a [censored] lump of coal

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Awesome

[/ QUOTE ]

Ho ho ho.

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wookie,
i would like a title that does not involve breasts.
i leave it in your capable hands.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

How about adding "it's about the bird, gosh"

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Tit,

O rly? I thought that was one of the best custom titles on the site. I'll see what I can do.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

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Tit,

O rly? I thought that was one of the best custom titles on the site. I'll see what I can do.

[/ QUOTE ]

ok ok ok fine. no rush to change it i guess.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

what's with all the custom titles?

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

They're all vanishing when we switch to vB, and mods will no longer be able to change them. Call it a last hurrah.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

hey wook,

temp custom title of "I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] my papa bear" pls

kthx

also pls to be banning all snide homoerotic remarks associated with this request [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Now who made me a tea drinker?

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

KCK,

No [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] in titles, but I obliged.

JavaNut,

I blame Santa.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Just that I don't really remember saying anything about drinking tea. I have now decided to kick every single one of Santas reindeer.

Kicking Santa does not help as he has a couple of cushions in his pants.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Hmmm, guess I didn't escape the CUstom Title Putsch.

Funny story, given the season: in college, everybody in my club called me Grinch around Xmas time until one night in my senior year I got shitfaced and recited "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" from memory. Got laid a lot off that little piece of poetry.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Wookie,

Can your old buddy Landonfan get a custom title? Remember when you banned me like three times in one day? We sure had some good times together. Now how about that title? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Ban.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

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also pls to be banning all snide homoerotic remarks associated with this request [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]

i think i found a hole in the internet. i tried several variations on "baloo kit slash" and couldn't find anything! i did find this page:

http://members.[censored]/~thericia/couples.html

(edit: lol tripod dot com is censored.)

but nothing actually salacious [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

i even found the promisingly-titled "Kit Has a Girlfriend". btw, do not read "Kit Has a Girlfriend" unless your eyes are already bleeding and/or you find it charming when 14 year-old girls write stories and post them on the internet. a (very, very short) excerpt to show what i'm talking about:

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After those games, they are going to the rides. First they go to the Whip. They get on line to that ride. The both go to the red one. Then the ride goes on. All it does is go around in a circle. When they go straight, it slows down until they go around halfway, it goes fast. Then are having fun on that ride. They love it. When the ride ends, Tammy and Kit jumps out of the ride and goes through the exit.

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anyway, now i have a project for today.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

update:

this site is 100% NSFW and at least 95% offensive. but, if you wonder what Alf's [censored] might look like, or want to see Rocky buggering Bullwinkle (and vice versa!!):

Mod edit: Yeah, that site falls under the "no hardcore porn" clause.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Hey, I just noticed my own new title. I like it! Thanks!

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

ok, sure.

perverts: PM me for link [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

I didn't really need a new monitor but they finally tempted me with price and I really like it for a lot of things (even though I don't really multitable at poker). Those of you who actually multitable and don't have one. Get one if you can it would be much easier for you.

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6232/monitorzg5.jpg

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

i always wondered, if i didn't just have all my tables overlap on my one screen, if my winrate would have been any bigger over the years [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i suppose i could've done more tables at least.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

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(anyone know a working HU-converter for Absolute?)

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http://www.deucescracked.com/Hand-Converter

Maybe try this one?

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

I used to kind of like when the table that needed action would pop up, it added verisimilitude to the whack-a-mole metaphor.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
(anyone know a working HU-converter for Absolute?)

[/ QUOTE ]

http://www.deucescracked.com/Hand-Converter

Maybe try this one?

[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks!

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

I know that the threads as we know them are about to come to an end, but c'mon....it's still December. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

My wife need a new monitor. Do I buy it in the FTP store using bonus medals(immediate), or use bonus medals for a cash bonus and pay for it that way?

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Depends on how fast she needs it.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Aaron W., Harv, and tyler all need custom titles. Edit: one down, two to go.

Custom Title Santa needs a spelling lesson (see Buzz's).

I need a change of underwear after seeing fret's new name/title.

NCAA football needs a playoff. West F***in' Virginia just lost and Mizzou is on their way to losing. Whoever gets into the Championship from here either doesn't deserve it (Ohio State, Georgia) or will get such a boost from human voters that it will clearly be rigged (LSU).

But alas, the NCAA is stupid.

Edit: w00t, longest custom title evar!!!11one1sinpi/2

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

those long titles just screwed up my column sizes. lol

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

Wow. It takes a special kind of asswhack to break the screen from the title side as opposed to the post side.

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

LOL at WV.. and I'm watching the OU-Mizzu game right now.. early in 3rd on my DVR..

BTW, those of you in SoCal.. wtf is with the weather yesterday? Disney became the wettest place on earth and going from Harbor to The Grove in Bev Hills took 1.5 hrs!! WTF!!

Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
 

bah. kerowo's title "breaks" my view!!!

LOL too long titles!

edit : meh, too slow