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One man AND one woman enter! One man OR one woman leaves!

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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Totally a conjunction junction moment.

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Oh, btw. Nominations for the next NC thread title are officially open.

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wtf happened to the microlimits? I'm playing .05/.1 out of boredom/cashing out recently on stars and people are stealing blinds.

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Gonna be in AC this weekend. Probably 3/6-5/10, except when I'm playing 2/4 with a friend who has never played before (lol). Can't wait to see this trainwreck. Holla if you'll be around.

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Gonna be in AC this weekend. Probably 3/6-5/10, except when I'm playing 2/4 with a friend who has never played before (lol). Can't wait to see this trainwreck. Holla if you'll be around.

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i'm always in AC on weekends (fri-sat)

i play 10/20 at the borg

full tilt jacket and ipod. short dude with glasses.

holla if ur there

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[img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]>--}--o

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lol.. this is the best NC title nomination ainec

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<font color="red">Get On Teh Taxi To ValueTown, Fish </font>

Not a hudge pot, but I played it to bloody perfection on all streets.

Everest Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.05./$0.1
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) TheLamprey is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey raises</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8SB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6BB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, CO folds.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: 11BB

VALUETOWN FTW.

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Not a hudge pot, but I played it to bloody perfection on all streets.

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After all the mental strain I'm sure this caused you, you should probably consider taking a nap.

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<font color="red">Get On Teh Taxi To ValueTown, Fish </font>

Not a hudge pot, but I played it to bloody perfection on all streets.

Everest Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.05./$0.1
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) TheLamprey is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey raises</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8SB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6BB, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, CO folds.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: 11BB

VALUETOWN FTW.

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no offense but i think your average 0.02/0.04 player could play this hand "to perfection"

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I was trying to have a "moment" and you just came and CRAPPED ALL OVER IT.

ty, tyvm sir.

T Y V M.

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VALUETOWN FTW.

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Talking bout valuetown...

Online, $5/$10 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

Pre-Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG calls, 3 folds, Hero calls, BB checks

Flop: (3 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">UTG raises</font>, <font color="red">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls

Turn: (4.5 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises</font>, <font color="red">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls

River: (10.5 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises</font>, <font color="red">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls

Results: 16.5 BB Pot (0.3 BB Rake)
Hero showed Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON 16.2 BB (+8.2 BB NET)
UTG mucked T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-8 BB NET)

BEEP BEEP!!

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UTG boarded the taxi to valuetown PF and decided he liked the view on all streets. He's also a big tipper. Hats off to him!

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I was trying to have a "moment" and you just came and CRAPPED ALL OVER IT.

ty, tyvm sir.

T Y V M.

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lol

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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Is this Rob guy our next troll like that quarterback guy?

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Is it possible to troll the NC thread?

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Is it possible to troll the NC thread?

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Unfortunately it is. Unfortunately because it has to be 4 times as annoying as a regular troll.

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Is it possible to troll the NC thread?

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Unfortunately it is. Unfortunately because it has to be 4 times as annoying as a regular troll.

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Small sample, but I think Rob's up to the challenge.

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Robs posting style in this thread reminds me of the passengers on BBBs HULA valuetown bus

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Check out his latest hand post. Gimmick account?

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knock, afaik that appears to be legit. It would be an OK gimmick.

Hey someone pm'd Buzz-cp, you need to know that he can't login because he's banned, right?

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Relax kids, I'm no one's gimmick. I'm actually just a poor limit player trying to improve. I think it's kind of LOL how everything on 2p2 is automatically assumed to be some kind of elaborate "level" or gimmick or whatever.
Anyway, would appreciate some good info on my misplayed A7 other than "misplayed on all streets FTL. PS: YOU SUCK" [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] (Although the river advice seems interesting... need to be good 1 in 7. I really don't think I am good that often here [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img])

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was in the beginner forum somewhere.

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My last troll post for awhile.

Everest Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.05./$0.1
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) TheLamprey is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey raises</font>, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (12SB, 6 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey raises</font>, CO calls, Button calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (11BB, 6 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey raises</font>, CO calls, Button folds, BB calls, UTG calls.

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (19BB, 5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, <font color="#cc0000">TheLamprey 3-bets</font>, CO calls, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: 28BB
<font color="#ffffff">TheLamprey shows Qh Qs </font>
<font color="#ffffff">UTG shows Ks 5c </font>

Poker is EZ! Even trolls can win!

/trolling for now.

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Hey Benny where you at [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] haven't seen you since the start of the Series.

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meh.. I see this once a day, minimum, in the forums.

Re: Less Hugs, More Bans (NC Thread)
 

"I play micros for crackwhore money".

Now that would be a thread title.

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RobMcB - As they say at 2+2, you have potential....

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I'm a contenda!

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hey it's double-flop fun, and we have 4 players showing down on the river. Two people split the pot for flush &amp; nut flush on each board.

My stack in upper-right dwindled down to zero, completely card-dead. Finally all-in in 7card no-peeky, with 2 rag pair and 2 cards to come. Villain has a big pair, 3 to come and a gazillion outs--hits LDO.


http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5...g2449crya2.jpg

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Poker is a mans game (not to be sexist, ok, grown-ups game) not a boys game, so who brought the kid in the picture drinking diet coke?

Shame on you.

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Poker is a mans game (not to be sexist, ok, grown-ups game) not a boys game...

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hmmmm

HU 4 ROLLZ YO???

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Poker is a mans game (not to be sexist, ok, grown-ups game) not a boys game...

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hmmmm

HU 4 ROLLZ YO???

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Well the "roll" I've got where I am currently playing is $60, so I guess that it is not that interesting for you anyway.

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Hey Benny where you at [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] haven't seen you since the start of the Series.

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family vacation. i'll be around sat night. I assume we're still on? PM me if so.

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I'm in seat one, to the direct left of the dealer.

Another (male) dealer comes to replace the (female) dealer at my table yesterday, and the table's a bit grumpy. We happen to have a slightly crappy dealer on the table, and she happens to be pretty ugly. Anyways, he's a bit of a smart ass so he says something along the lines of "You guys shouldn't complain... you've got a good dealer... you've got a good looking dealer..."

Now if she was cute, that'd have been alright I guess, but everyone was kinda ignoring that comment.

So I look over at him and say, "You know, you're not too bad looking yourself."

And he's like, "Um... thanks. Seat change?"

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Oh, btw. Nominations for the next NC thread title are officially open.

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This NC thread's lasted the better part of the month, so the next one will probably be the last one before the forum software switch. A tribute is in order.

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hey it's double-flop fun, and we have 4 players showing down on the river.

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[nit] That looks like double-board hold 'em, not double flop [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]. Double flop typically only has a single shared turn and river.[/nit]

LOL @ no-peeky games [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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And you posted the pic giant-size so that we wouldn't miss the details? Like drinking Diet Coke out of 70s-style goblets and cheap-ass poker chips?

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^^^^^^
Teh thread saver!!!!

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javanut:

* welcome to the 20th century, where grown-up people can do what they choose. hard concept to grasp, I know.

bravos:

* we played double-flop in vegas, and though it was called double-flop, we got 2 turns and 2 rivers. I do believe you were in that game.

boz:

* yes--details like the board cards.
* yes that's a diet coke, but in the goblet has wine. not our drinkware fwiw. I can't control our friends' housewares. really sorry about that...
* Last I checked, many ppl said they use those dice-style chips. fwiw, long ago before clay/clay-composite chips were more popular and cheaper, we played with the classic tiddly winks. we had a standard buy-in using the red/white/blue, and so when we switched to clay, I ordered those colors to stick with our denomination.