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lowpockets 03-14-2007 11:03 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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shaniac 03-14-2007 11:03 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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I don't think Jennifer Tilly is attractive at all. Is it just me?

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No. People have a wide variety of tastes in the opposite sex. You didn't know that?

DMoogle 03-14-2007 11:07 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I THOUGHT YOU HAD POCKET KINGS\"
 
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I think any winner at MSNL would have an edge in that game. Just stay out of Ivey and Patrik's way. Lindgren looks like he sucks. Limping UTG with JJ? Raise that up you vagina. He openlimped on the CO with J5s a hand or two before. This is just in segment 1 btw. And we already know Tilly blows.

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While I agree that Lindgren isn't a very good player, I don't think limping UTG in that scenario was that bad. He had been limping a lot, and he knows that the table has probably picked up on that, and it seemed the "table feel" was right for someone to make a play at a limped pot.

I agree that Ivey and Patrik are the best at the table, and Harman isn't bad at all. NLHE may not be her forte, but after watching her on HSP she seems to play a pretty TAG style, and hasn't made any terrible plays.

Not sure about Phil Gordon.

EDIT: Lindgren has made some horrendous plays, no doubt about that, but the way the table was going, limping JJ there wasn't that bad.

nutsflopper 03-14-2007 11:08 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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Did no one else notice phil making the funny faces at the end of mon. show?

AJFenix 03-14-2007 11:08 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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Not sure if you are being facetious (leveling me, or whatever), but I was saying the opposite. I doubt she gives a crap what BBV thinks, because, for one thing, if she did, she would learn how to play jacks full.

Also, I was saying that no matter what she does in poker, Jeniffer Tilly will always be special (rich, famous, hot, etc.) whereas no matter what we do in poker, we'll always be losers.


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I was leveling bawss.

hockey fan 03-14-2007 11:13 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
So, to summarize this hand:

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/2269/pgrk0.jpg
"Why does Erick hate me?...I really need to think of more witty things to say"


http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9935/el1ys6.jpg
"Gawd, that Phil Gordon is really a pompous, obnoxious prick!"


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7462/tilly1db9.jpg
"Yes! Finally a hand....Heyyy this Atonious guy is way cuter than my Philly!"


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4866/pa1ni2.jpg
"I think I'll pose wistfully while I casually chew on my toothpick..."


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4954/jt2mg8.jpg
"OMG!!! He must have ACES!! ..but I have 3 of those J-thingies.."


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6513/pa2jr0.jpg
"Why did Phil call me "The Chosen One"?....is he coming on to me?"


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6440/jt4hs0.jpg
"GEEEZ!! He called my raise AGAIN!!! ... He MUST have pocket KINGS!!"


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/2034/jt5fo0.jpg
"ONoos!!11...I am so dead...and WHY ARE MY BOOBS HEAVING SO MUCH?!?!"


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/2663/pa6ro9.jpg
"lol, a full-freakin' house???....and God! Am I an Adonis, or what, eh?"


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8910/jt6ex8.jpg
"I thought you had pocket Kings!" *I'm such a great poker player!*


http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9715/philni7.jpg
"OMFG! Can I believe my eyes?!? ...Is she totally INSANE??!"


http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/8310/jen2bz7.jpg
"Holy &%@#, she just set women's poker back a bazillion years!"

aislephive 03-14-2007 11:15 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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I don't think Jennifer Tilly is attractive at all. Is it just me?

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No. People have a wide variety of tastes in the opposite sex. You didn't know that?

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You know every post by you doesn't need to be condescending?

We get it, you're cool and famous and stuff. Thanks for letting us peasants post in the same thread as you.


shaniac 03-14-2007 11:19 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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I don't think Jennifer Tilly is attractive at all. Is it just me?

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No. People have a wide variety of tastes in the opposite sex. You didn't know that?

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You know every post by you doesn't need to be condescending?

We get it, you're cool and famous and stuff. Thanks for letting us peasants post in the same thread as you.

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Wtf are you even talking about? I answered one annoying rhetorical question with another.

Edit: What kind of response did you want with your original question, really? So trollish.

ShipIt77 03-14-2007 11:21 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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I don't think Jennifer Tilly is attractive at all. Is it just me?

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She looks good for 48. I still can't believe this hand; is she on something?

aislephive 03-14-2007 11:22 PM

Re: Jennifer Tilly- \"I PUT HIM ON KK\"
 
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I don't think Jennifer Tilly is attractive at all. Is it just me?

[/ QUOTE ]

No. People have a wide variety of tastes in the opposite sex. You didn't know that?

[/ QUOTE ]

You know every post by you doesn't need to be condescending?

We get it, you're cool and famous and stuff. Thanks for letting us peasants post in the same thread as you.

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Wtf are you even talking about? I answered one annoying rhetorical question with another.

Edit: What kind of response did you want with your original question, really? So trollish.

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Meh, whatever, just seems like every post by you is kind of douchey in one way or another.

I just don't get what people see in her, maybe it's just me. She isn't hot and she is really annoying.


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