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916greatest 11-30-2007 01:09 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
Maybe just don't lose 14-15 session lawl!!

You suck. Here's what you need to do.

1. Quit poker. Get over it you suck.
2. Do some outragous things to pay rent this month. (Buttsex, hardwork, sucktion)
3. Never post on 2p2 about getting outplayed again.

Gg op

adanthar 11-30-2007 01:21 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
[x]paid for hooker with rent money
[x]obv

steggy 11-30-2007 01:31 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2.../Image50.7.jpg

My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir.

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 01:31 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
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[x]paid for hooker with rent money
[x]obv

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Ahahahaha, actually, no, but I did see her yesterday morning when my housemates were at work and gave her £300 for two agreeable hours. ZOMG A GIRL IN MY BEDROOM WITH NO CLOTHES ON!!!!!!!!!!!

But I had £860 come into my account today, so my rent money was seperate and I could afford it.

ZOMG_RIGGED! 11-30-2007 01:34 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
Instead of the buttsecks, you may have a better chance of making money by letting a 2+2er pay kick the living [censored] out of for $$$. More fun for everyone, plus, you know, you dont have to resort to being anally raped again

Spechel EDD 11-30-2007 01:34 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
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STOP [censored] BREATHING LUCKYJIM

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Mrage 11-30-2007 01:34 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
[_] suprised

bronx bomber 11-30-2007 02:01 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
Pics of Butt......

shamasotoole 11-30-2007 02:27 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
when are you going to quit

rakemeplz 11-30-2007 02:32 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
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when are you going to quit

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He needs to work on his bankroll management skills and get more money before quitting his job IMO.

jfish 11-30-2007 02:34 PM

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dont borrow from ppl. quit life .

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SamuraiJon 11-30-2007 02:48 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
your name is too ironic luckyjimm. please explain.

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 02:51 PM

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your name is too ironic luckyjimm. please explain.

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http://www.amazon.com/Lucky-Penguin-.../dp/0140186301

ktec 11-30-2007 03:03 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
Its about time u inform your parents you are moving back in with them again.

thac 11-30-2007 03:06 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
Surprise, surprise, surprise.

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 03:07 PM

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Surprise, surprise, surprise.

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Oh come on, you can do better than that?

thac 11-30-2007 03:07 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
You don't deserve it.

Shizzle12345 11-30-2007 03:27 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
lol i busted some guy for like 4k at 3/6 and 5/10 and he claimed he lost his rent money too. Followed me a bit asking it back.

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 03:39 PM

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lol i busted some guy for like 4k at 3/6 and 5/10 and he claimed he lost his rent money too. Followed me a bit asking it back.

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Let me sleep on your couch?

artard 11-30-2007 03:41 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
what the [censored] dude aren't you always bragging about how you have a job that pays like $30/hour where are you spending all this [censored] money when it should be trivial to start a bankroll with that kind of salary without living like a degen all the time

artard 11-30-2007 03:42 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
my vote is a drug addiction

Badger 11-30-2007 04:01 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
I'm consistently amused by your distorted views of cash flow. Good luck winning it all back. Comeback story of the year is on its way I think.

ZOMG_RIGGED! 11-30-2007 04:02 PM

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Comeback story of the year is on its way I think.


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I'm guessing not

CroMagnon 11-30-2007 04:03 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
I don't believe that this happened. If it did, jam a funnel in your ear, pour in cheap red wine until pruple reign flows from your mouth, take a pic and post. Then I may ship you some dollahs.

Cro

augie_ 11-30-2007 04:11 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
I cant wait until luckyjimm wins the sunday million

Daddy Warbucks 11-30-2007 04:13 PM

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I cant wait until luckyjimm wins the sunday million

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Neither can cash game players everywhere!

Gildwulf 11-30-2007 04:19 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
jimm I have said this before and i'll say it again

quit poker
quit 2p2
delete all your accounts
and walk away

You are a fish, you will always be a fish and you are a complete degen, but not in a 'funny' or 'cool' way. You are sad and pathetic and need help. Get help.

SimonBarSinister 11-30-2007 04:20 PM

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I cant wait until luckyjimm wins the sunday million

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Maybe his new roommate can take over once he make final table!

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2...dee02dbby9.jpg

BadBigBabar 11-30-2007 04:43 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
gamblers anonymous please

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 04:46 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
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jimm I have said this before and i'll say it again

quit poker
quit 2p2
delete all your accounts
and walk away

You are a fish, you will always be a fish and you are a complete degen, but not in a 'funny' or 'cool' way. You are sad and pathetic and need help. Get help.

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Yah, but the thing is I still enjoy poker, and I remember the winning sessions, when I'm playing well and it seems like easy money, and that keeps me playing. It *is* very weird to contrast Tuesday night's controlled, joyful £62 to £392 session in the Internet cafe with today's £815 - £0 bloodbath. That I could play the same game so well and with such control one time, and so badly the next. Like it's not the same person playing.

lapoker17 11-30-2007 04:56 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
jim - i just sent you 255.79 on ftp. GL!

Rob121 11-30-2007 05:02 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
if it makes you feel better i have done this before. instead of 450 it was about 2k. my roomates found out what happend and made me live in a tent in the backyard. it was the middle of the winter and in the mountains. i listened to scary noises at night. i ended up hooking up a extension cord leading to my tent and i made my first post on two plus two after lurking for some time. i was flamed and noone believed me with out pics. this was on one of my banned accounts.

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 05:03 PM

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jim - i just sent you 255.79 on ftp. GL!

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I'm at work so can't look but, hey, thanks enormously, that's totally unexpected and very generous. I can pick it up in cash from the Western club tomorrow. Great!

swope 11-30-2007 05:04 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
www.cashcall.com

any real degen has that [censored] on speed dial.

vetiver 11-30-2007 05:04 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
Can people please stop telling compulsive losers to stop playing poker? It's bad for business. K thx.

luckyjimm 11-30-2007 05:05 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
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if it makes you feel better i have done this before. instead of 450 it was about 2k. my roomates found out what happend and made me live in a tent in the backyard. it was the middle of the winter and in the mountains. i listened to scary noises at night. i ended up hooking up a extension cord leading to my tent and i made my first post on two plus two after lurking for some time. i was flamed and noone believed me with out pics. this was on one of my banned accounts.

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Wow, cool story! So your housemates hand to cover the rent? You paid them back, right?

Oh, and, pics?

benneh 11-30-2007 05:06 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
on the other hand, i also lost most of my bankroll recently, but thats cause i DID pay my rent with the last of it

lapoker17 11-30-2007 05:07 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
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I'm at work so can't look but, hey, thanks enormously, that's totally unexpected and very generous. I can pick it up in cash from the Western club tomorrow. Great!

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hmm - i was hoping you would try to go robusto with it, but do what you gotta do.

Gildwulf 11-30-2007 05:07 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
jimm I have said this before and i'll say it again

quit poker
quit 2p2
delete all your accounts
and walk away

You are a fish, you will always be a fish and you are a complete degen, but not in a 'funny' or 'cool' way. You are sad and pathetic and need help. Get help.

[/ QUOTE ]


Yah, but the thing is I still enjoy poker, and I remember the winning sessions, when I'm playing well and it seems like easy money, and that keeps me playing. It *is* very weird to contrast Tuesday night's controlled, joyful £62 to £392 session in the Internet cafe with today's £815 - £0 bloodbath. That I could play the same game so well and with such control one time, and so badly the next. Like it's not the same person playing.

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of course you enjoy it, you're a [censored] addicted degen.

A guy who plays decent poker sometimes and then plays badly/tilts the rest of the time...guess what. He is a fish.

Gildwulf 11-30-2007 05:09 PM

Re: Beat: lost my rent money
 
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Can people please stop telling compulsive losers to stop playing poker? It's bad for business. K thx.

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yea jimm leaving will really dry up the 25 cent plo games on a small network


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