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I really want to travel to europe some of the countries i want to go to are the uk, london, amsterdam, france, london, and isreal

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Lol, she are dumb imo. France isn't a real country afaik.

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Wait, there's 2 Londons?

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the only animal i cant deal with are cats becuase i am allergic

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<font color="red"> YOU'D BETTER NOT HURT THEM, BITCH </font>

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but i would never hurt them

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Phew!

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lol so good

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there are literally like a million

edit: londons

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there are literally like a million

edit: londons

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wait, there are literally like a million countries called London?

Wow, I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

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Sure, London UK and London, Texas, which is an hour and a half northwest of San Antonio.

Major LOL at the gecko breaking the bank. Do hot chicks really talk this much about animals? I'm thinking dumb and fugly like another poster suggested.

If you are in a dry spell, she needs to be a solid 6/10. If not, an 8/10. Get pics now imo

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I don't see how anyone would even feed her growing up

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LOL

I'll be stealing and adapting this for future use.

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there are literally like a million

edit: londons

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wait, there are literally like a million countries called London?

Wow, I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

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i used literally for a reason of course i mean there are a million

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there are literally like a million

edit: londons

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wait, there are literally like a million countries called London?

Wow, I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue.

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i used literally for a reason of course i mean there are a million

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I literally took took you literally.

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Obviously she's stupid so the pet store owner makes her buy some ridiculously expensive gecko food. However, I don't think she's excessively pretty now since otherwise he would make her pay for it with sexual services..

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Is this by chance the retarded girl from Gummo?

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she better have some big ass titties

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looks like it's gonna be a great date

don't forget the Drano to put in your drink after the 1st 2 minutes

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she better have some big ass titties

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I have a feeling she probably doesn't have many teeth in her head, which is always a plus (unles it's like a single snaggletoothing front one left in).

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i have a jack russell terrier named jackee she is my baby but she hates me because i love her so much

huh?

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I don't see how anyone would even feed her growing up

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LOL

I'll be stealing and adapting this for future use.

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it must have been her or the leopard gecko

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omg

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I really want to travel to europe some of the countries i want to go to are the uk, london, amsterdam, france, london, and isreal

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O Rly?

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lol fyp ducy?
<font color="white">amsterdam </font>

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I'm telling you, this girl is a redneck semi-fatty with glasses, a horrible haircut, and a Taz t-shirt.

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TIME FOR AN UPDATE!!!

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Is this by chance the retarded girl from Gummo?

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Winnar. I lol'd in the middle of class at this one. She is definately the retarded girl from Gummo.

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Hey OP,

It doesn't matter if a girl is a bit dumb as long as she has a nice personality and cares about you

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Hey OP,

It doesn't matter if a girl is a bit dumb as long as she has a nice personality and cares about you

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lawl nice level

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UPDATE:

Just recieved this email. Again undoctored and this girl is NINETEEN.

am majoring in Multimedia because I want to go into some type of advertising. So what do you like to do in your spare time? I love music and Bon Jovi is my favorite band in the entire world. I am trying to get tickets, but they are really expensive so I think that I need to save some more. My mother also does not want me going alone, so I have asked friends but they don't want to spend the money so maybe I won't be going. Anyways do you like music? If so what kind? Hope you get this e-mail and hope to hear from you soon.

P.S. there is no way in HELL i'm goin to bon jovi with this girl

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i have a jack russell terrier named jackee she is my baby but she hates me because i love her so much

huh?

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She probably puts peanut butter on her vagina and the dog...well the dog hates her for it.

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Hey OP,

It doesn't matter if a girl is a bit dumb as long as she has a nice personality and cares about you

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Bit is an understatement of the year here..

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You definitely need a picture. Bon Jovi is a guaranteed panty dropper.

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oh come on her mom doesn't want her to go alone. I think i'm getting punk'd or something

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Hey OP,

It doesn't matter if a girl is a bit dumb as long as she has nice personalities and cares about you

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Please tell me this girl is called Haley.

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oh come on her mom doesn't want her to go alone. I think i'm getting punk'd or something

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Take her and her Mom. Then Trip Report with pics and video please.

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I am trying to get tickets, but they are really expensive so I think that I need to save some more.

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More points, she is frugal and won't be a gold-digger

I'd hit it

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this thread is not very nice but actualie op i think you should give it a try and call her because she seems to like animals which is a very good sign that she is cool =p

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8.5+ if she's entertaining / fun
9+ if annoying on top of dumb.

Obviously this depends on your pussy-getting powers.

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this thread is not very nice but actualie op i think you should give it a try and call her because she seems to like animals which is a very good sign that she is cool =p

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lol i get it the chick is ACTUALIE fallout girl?

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Needs pics....

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A+ thread all around

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Couple comments

1) Most girls are dumb, few girls are hot. Thus not all dumb girls are hot.

2) This girl is putting a lot of effort into getting a blind date.

3) There are no pics in this thread

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0

that´s her, imo.

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i have a jack russell terrier named jackee she is my baby but she hates me because i love her so much

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This isn't getting enough props. You have to be in the absolute lowest of intelligence percentiles to form this thought and have it pass through your logic filters to the keyboard. More please.