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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i played my aces.

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id [censored] in my pants for 1.2k.

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Get a laptop and a wireless router. Then setup a vnc server on your main computer, and should you need to poop but continue playing on your main machine, take your laptop into the can and use a vnc client to connect to that machine to continue playing. Problem solved. I've done this a few times.

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im happy to sit at home and [censored] all over myself (id probably be laughing my head of as i did it) for a large pot

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OP, you should really be prepared for this kind of stuff...

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you should have [censored] yourself and taken the money from the won pot to invest in a laptop with a wireless internet connection.

Or you could do what i did and get your money all in with aa against ak and kk and have a 4 card flush hit with AK and kk taking the main and side pot respectively

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this is the EXACT reason why i do all of my playing on the toilet, or in the close vicinity of a properly dug hole.

sometimes i forget which hand im using for what tho, and left click my assh---

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God I hella feel you. I've actually shitted on myself with aces. I was playing 200 nl. with 150 + bb. Two donks stacked off 1010 and ak preflop. I ended up winning about 400 bb. But I was forced to throw away these nice boxers of mine. I mean it was sick. I had [censored] going down my leg. Definatly had to grind for the $$$. Right when they shoved It immetaly let out that trigger you know that little thing inside your head where your relaxed. Shitted [censored] probably top 3 [censored] in my life while I watch the board blank out. God I take serious big ass [censored] too. God it felt so nice [censored] in my comfortable chair. My pants got a lil [censored] in them but washer was fine. God taking a shower after winning 400 bb felt so nice. In retrospect I wish I could [censored] on myself and win 400 bb everyday of my life!!! God it was the best feeling!!

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dude... come on.

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wtf laptop and wifi ftw i pwn on the shtter twice a day. in fact...

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i think new pants are cheaper than the pot u lost

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Hilarious but unfortunate... A+ BBV post.

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i think new pants are cheaper than the pot u lost

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this is by far one of the funniest threads i have read in a while.

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i would of justt sat in my poop until after i played my aces.

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luckily my wireless connection on the laptop comes in very handy

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The image I got in my mind after reading this made me laugh pretty hard.

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Ditto, but i still think I woulda just clinched and prayed

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I'd [censored] in my pants for $1226.

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vnice thread. ( folded aces for too much laughing while reading )

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This thread is awesome.

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Two words for you sir...

Trash Can

...the gatorade bottle of diarrhea.

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wow oh my god this is hilarious.

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lmao to great

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I'd [censored] in my pants for $1226.

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I'd [censored] in my pants for $100

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beat: couldve kept playing with diarrhea in your pants and created a nice fresh batch of Jenkem you could sell for an additional $1226

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This amount is clearly incorrect. DUCY?

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Was it like this???

http://www.tv.com/uservideos/?action...Exn2Co5bkIszbW

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pretty sure the correct play here is to [censored] your pants and spend $400 on a new pair

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lol diarrearaments

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I'd [censored] in my pants for $100

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$76

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God I hella feel you. I've actually shitted on myself with aces. I was playing 200 nl. with 150 + bb. Two donks stacked off 1010 and ak preflop. I ended up winning about 400 bb. But I was forced to throw away these nice boxers of mine. I mean it was sick. I had [censored] going down my leg. Definatly had to grind for the $$$. Right when they shoved It immetaly let out that trigger you know that little thing inside your head where your relaxed. Shitted [censored] probably top 3 [censored] in my life while I watch the board blank out. God I take serious big ass [censored] too. God it felt so nice [censored] in my comfortable chair. My pants got a lil [censored] in them but washer was fine. God taking a shower after winning 400 bb felt so nice. In retrospect I wish I could [censored] on myself and win 400 bb everyday of my life!!! God it was the best feeling!!

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LOL!!!

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$1200 buys a lot of underwear/clothes/cleaning supplies.

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God I hella feel you. I've actually shitted on myself with aces. I was playing 200 nl. with 150 + bb. Two donks stacked off 1010 and ak preflop. I ended up winning about 400 bb. But I was forced to throw away these nice boxers of mine. I mean it was sick. I had [censored] going down my leg. Definatly had to grind for the $$$. Right when they shoved It immetaly let out that trigger you know that little thing inside your head where your relaxed. Shitted [censored] probably top 3 [censored] in my life while I watch the board blank out. God I take serious big ass [censored] too. God it felt so nice [censored] in my comfortable chair. My pants got a lil [censored] in them but washer was fine. God taking a shower after winning 400 bb felt so nice. In retrospect I wish I could [censored] on myself and win 400 bb everyday of my life!!! God it was the best feeling!!

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LOL!!!

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[x] [censored] on yourself
[x] good feeling
[x] freak and very weird dude

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This has to BS (see what I did there?).

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My daddy always done told me, son, he said, son, sometimes you just gotta shtt on yourself.

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I can understand it if at that time he was 90 years old.

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The image I got in my mind after reading this made me laugh pretty hard.

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sucks for SB, also pic?

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My daddy always done told me, son, he said, son, sometimes you just gotta shtt on yourself.

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I can understand it if at that time you were 4 months old.

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And as we can see, OP illustrates it is as true today as it was then.

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The image I got in my mind after reading this made me laugh pretty hard.

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Ditto, but i still think I woulda just clinched and prayed

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Qft srsly, the advanced play is locking your ass. Come on OP, do you fall asleep while trying to stay awake waiting for Santa as well? Man up!!

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lolol this thread is fkn great.

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pretty sure you could buy better smelling replacements for whatever was ruined with your $S in this situation. but still, glad you're alive.

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no love?

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Ditto, but i still think I woulda just clinched and prayed

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Honestly, nobody who falls asleep is ever going to catch Santa. So, basically what I'm trying to say is if you aren't willing to make sacrifices aka sitting in your poop while getting payed to sit in your poop, then you're never going to be a +EV player. I believe it's in the second chapter of DS's Game Theory book.

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lmao