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cpitt398 11-27-2007 01:10 AM

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get her to suck on a finger , she will figure it out

ConstantineX 11-27-2007 01:21 AM

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Alot of people talking trash about their super game but no one with any real advice for the OP.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] OOT.

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When the correct answer was given in the first three replies, what more do you expect us to add?

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Depends on how you first meet the chick in question, I guess.

So OOT just whips out after meeting a chick for coffee and stumbling into a pleasant situation? Awesome.

RunDownHouse 11-27-2007 01:26 AM

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So OOT just whips out after meeting a chick for coffee and stumbling into a pleasant situation? Awesome.

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Seriously, wtf do you want out of a "How do I get head" thread? You've been registered upwards of two years and you're really asking people to get serious about this topic?

Mason Hellmuth 11-27-2007 01:30 AM

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When the correct answer was given in the first three replies, what more do you expect us to add?

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Depends on how you first meet the chick in question, I guess.

So OOT just whips out after meeting a chick for coffee and stumbling into a pleasant situation? Awesome.

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Bah, I can't count, I meant four replies. But "whip it out" isn't what I was talking about.

Kimbell175113 11-27-2007 01:32 AM

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What are you guys complaining about? We've had several funny jokes in this thread.

ConstantineX 11-27-2007 01:48 AM

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So OOT just whips out after meeting a chick for coffee and stumbling into a pleasant situation? Awesome.

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Seriously, wtf do you want out of a "How do I get head" thread? You've been registered upwards of two years and you're really asking people to get serious about this topic?

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Nah, not really.

Golden_Rhino 11-27-2007 01:48 AM

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Alot of people talking trash about their super game but no one with any real advice for the OP.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] OOT.

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When the correct answer was given in the first three replies, what more do you expect us to add?

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Depends on how you first meet the chick in question, I guess.

So OOT just whips out after meeting a chick for coffee and stumbling into a pleasant situation? Awesome.

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In all honesty, after I turned 25, they would just do it, you know, like it was assumed. Not every single time obviously, but a good 70 - 80%. It may say something about my former dating pool though [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Low Key 11-27-2007 03:25 AM

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I've noticed that too, rhino, after dating some older girls. They just assume it's part of the process. Silly young girls need to be taught proper!

shakyamuni 11-27-2007 05:07 AM

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haven't read whole thread - but if no one's said it, this one recently worked amazingly well...

tell her you've never been able to get off during head... depends on the girl, but hopefully she'll see it as a challenge...

Golden_Rhino 11-27-2007 05:18 AM

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haven't read whole thread - but if no one's said it, this one recently worked amazingly well...

tell her you've never been able to get off during head... depends on the girl, but hopefully she'll see it as a challenge...

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The girl's thought process would go something like....

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/7...therescim0.jpg

gwhiz_612 11-27-2007 05:19 AM

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I have tried different tactics with mixed results, one of my most successful is...

While making out, begin to gently rub on the vagina, being sure make contact in the [censored] area. This works well even through jeans. If she does not reciprocate gently take her hand and place in on your penis area, encouraging a stroking motion. If you get to this point without resistance your chances are looking good. After a few minutes of the hand to genital phase then you can unzip and bring out the python. You may notice a surprise look or tenseness in the subject at this point. Don't worry, just keep pace and continue to kiss her while telling her how sexy she is looking right now. After a few more moments with your hand already positioned on the back of her head or neck (while still kissing) press gently in the downward direction. Usually this will get them going downward with the kisses going from the lips to the neck, then the chest, stomach, groin, inner thigh and then payday. If for some reason she resists any movements toward the penis or is like wtf? don't panic, remember that if you followed proper protocol your package should be out and nestled in her hand, all is not lost. You may have pushed too hard or suddenly, most girls don't like being pushed into things, you can then say something like "sorry, but damn you got me so hot right now I couldn't help it." and continue the making out. If you follow the steps this should be a >88% play.
I would use the 'go down on her first' method sparingly, most girls don't want you to stop once you start and this usually goes right into full intercourse.
Remember, a key element to success here is drawing the girl in through successive stages, don't just whip it out and holla all you can eat baby. Start with kisses, hit the neck, the ears, you will find their sensitive spots and exploit them for your own purposes. Next move on to the hand to genital and so on and so on, before she knows it shes got a mouthful of playa plasma and your looking at your watch... holla!

Golden_Rhino 11-27-2007 05:32 AM

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I have tried different tactics with mixed results, one of my most successful is...

While making out, begin to gently rub on the vagina, being sure make contact in the [censored] area. This works well even through jeans. If she does not reciprocate gently take her hand and place in on your penis area, encouraging a stroking motion. If you get to this point without resistance your chances are looking good. After a few minutes of the hand to genital phase then you can unzip and bring out the python. You may notice a surprise look or tenseness in the subject at this point. Don't worry, just keep pace and continue to kiss her while telling her how sexy she is looking right now. After a few more moments with your hand already positioned on the back of her head or neck (while still kissing) press gently in the downward direction. Usually this will get them going downward with the kisses going from the lips to the neck, then the chest, stomach, groin, inner thigh and then payday. If for some reason she resists any movements toward the penis or is like wtf? don't panic, remember that if you followed proper protocol your package should be out and nestled in her hand, all is not lost. You may have pushed too hard or suddenly, most girls don't like being pushed into things, you can then say something like "sorry, but damn you got me so hot right now I couldn't help it." and continue the making out. If you follow the steps this should be a >88% play.
I would use the 'go down on her first' method sparingly, most girls don't want you to stop once you start and this usually goes right into full intercourse.
Remember, a key element to success here is drawing the girl in through successive stages, don't just whip it out and holla all you can eat baby. Start with kisses, hit the neck, the ears, you will find their sensitive spots and exploit them for your own purposes. Next move on to the hand to genital and so on and so on, before she knows it shes got a mouthful of playa plasma and your looking at your watch... holla!

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You sound like a date rapist.

gwhiz_612 11-27-2007 05:37 AM

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I have tried different tactics with mixed results, one of my most successful is...

While making out, begin to gently rub on the vagina, being sure make contact in the [censored] area. This works well even through jeans. If she does not reciprocate gently take her hand and place in on your penis area, encouraging a stroking motion. If you get to this point without resistance your chances are looking good. After a few minutes of the hand to genital phase then you can unzip and bring out the python. You may notice a surprise look or tenseness in the subject at this point. Don't worry, just keep pace and continue to kiss her while telling her how sexy she is looking right now. After a few more moments with your hand already positioned on the back of her head or neck (while still kissing) press gently in the downward direction. Usually this will get them going downward with the kisses going from the lips to the neck, then the chest, stomach, groin, inner thigh and then payday. If for some reason she resists any movements toward the penis or is like wtf? don't panic, remember that if you followed proper protocol your package should be out and nestled in her hand, all is not lost. You may have pushed too hard or suddenly, most girls don't like being pushed into things, you can then say something like "sorry, but damn you got me so hot right now I couldn't help it." and continue the making out. If you follow the steps this should be a >88% play.
I would use the 'go down on her first' method sparingly, most girls don't want you to stop once you start and this usually goes right into full intercourse.
Remember, a key element to success here is drawing the girl in through successive stages, don't just whip it out and holla all you can eat baby. Start with kisses, hit the neck, the ears, you will find their sensitive spots and exploit them for your own purposes. Next move on to the hand to genital and so on and so on, before she knows it shes got a mouthful of playa plasma and your looking at your watch... holla!

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You sound like a date rapist.

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nath 11-27-2007 05:37 AM

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jesus, do you really call it "the python"

shakyamuni 11-27-2007 05:40 AM

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You sound like a date rapist.

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made me think of another idea

http://www.nwapt.com/rufio0pa.jpg

on second thought lack of suction/consciousness might be a problem

Golden_Rhino 11-27-2007 05:43 AM

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You sound like a date rapist.

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made me think of another idea

http://www.nwapt.com/rufio0pa.jpg



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Asking young Asian boys for head?

dw2006 11-27-2007 06:03 AM

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LOL at roofio.

supafrey 11-27-2007 06:06 AM

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"suck me, beautiful."

JackWilson 11-27-2007 06:44 AM

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My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head

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heres a really good tip, girls HATE that.

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followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

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lol, good lord thats pathetic.

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This pretty much sums it up for me. OP needs serious help.

(Sorry OP, I'm gay and know nothing about girls)

adsman 11-27-2007 08:20 AM

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If you follow the steps this should be a >88% play.


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I like nice precise numbering like this. It really implies that the writer knows what he's talking about. Usually.

Golden_Rhino 11-27-2007 08:25 AM

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If you follow the steps this should be a >88% play.


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I like nice precise numbering like this. It really implies that the writer knows what he's talking about. Usually.

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meh, 83% of statistics are made up.

cpitt398 11-27-2007 08:45 AM

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I have tried different tactics with mixed results, one of my most successful is...

While making out, begin to gently rub on the vagina, being sure make contact in the [censored] area. This works well even through jeans. If she does not reciprocate gently take her hand and place in on your penis area, encouraging a stroking motion. If you get to this point without resistance your chances are looking good. After a few minutes of the hand to genital phase then you can unzip and bring out the python. You may notice a surprise look or tenseness in the subject at this point. Don't worry, just keep pace and continue to kiss her while telling her how sexy she is looking right now. After a few more moments with your hand already positioned on the back of her head or neck (while still kissing) press gently in the downward direction. Usually this will get them going downward with the kisses going from the lips to the neck, then the chest, stomach, groin, inner thigh and then payday. If for some reason she resists any movements toward the penis or is like wtf? don't panic, remember that if you followed proper protocol your package should be out and nestled in her hand, all is not lost. You may have pushed too hard or suddenly, most girls don't like being pushed into things, you can then say something like "sorry, but damn you got me so hot right now I couldn't help it." and continue the making out. If you follow the steps this should be a >88% play.
I would use the 'go down on her first' method sparingly, most girls don't want you to stop once you start and this usually goes right into full intercourse.
Remember, a key element to success here is drawing the girl in through successive stages, don't just whip it out and holla all you can eat baby. Start with kisses, hit the neck, the ears, you will find their sensitive spots and exploit them for your own purposes. Next move on to the hand to genital and so on and so on, before she knows it shes got a mouthful of playa plasma and your looking at your watch... holla!

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i always feel kinda creepy taking the girls hand and putting it on my dick. I mean, I still do it if she is taking too long to do it herself b/c it works, I just wish she wouldnt make me have to

eviljeff 11-27-2007 11:24 AM

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where's that thread where the guy essentially demanded a bj from some uggo and he posted the pic of the girl looking up at the camera? it's an old one. pic made the MS Paint thread, I believe.

JJBuffone 11-27-2007 12:53 PM

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jesus, do you really call it "the python"

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lolol

NT! 11-27-2007 01:05 PM

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geez

"moves"? find a girl. have her blow you. if she won't, find a new girl, since that one is obv broken. have her blow you. etc.

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i know this is at least semi-sarcastic, but it really is true. most girls will either give head or they won't imo. there are always the ones where you can kinda 'teach' them if they are young and inexperienced, but who wants to go through all that?

this is basically a high school problem, right? the answer is, go to college.

supafrey 11-27-2007 01:18 PM

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geez

"moves"? find a girl. have her blow you. if she won't, find a new girl, since that one is obv broken. have her blow you. etc.

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there are always the ones where you can kinda 'teach' them if they are young and inexperienced, but who wants to go through all that?


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Does this work like languages, where the younger they are the easier they pick it up?

I was pretty good at French when I was in elementary school, if you catch my drift.

traz 11-27-2007 01:22 PM

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geez

"moves"? find a girl. have her blow you. if she won't, find a new girl, since that one is obv broken. have her blow you. etc.

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there are always the ones where you can kinda 'teach' them if they are young and inexperienced, but who wants to go through all that?


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Does this work like languages, where the younger they are the easier they pick it up?

I was pretty good at French when I was in elementary school, if you catch my drift.

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You're saying you learned how to give head in elementary school or something right?

DontRaiseMeBro 11-27-2007 01:33 PM

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don't just whip it out and holla all you can eat baby

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omg. this cracked me up so hard. well done.

wizardplow 11-27-2007 01:36 PM

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I have tried different tactics with mixed results, one of my most successful is...

While making out, begin to gently rub on the vagina, being sure make contact in the [censored] area. This works well even through jeans. If she does not reciprocate gently take her hand and place in on your penis area, encouraging a stroking motion. If you get to this point without resistance your chances are looking good. After a few minutes of the hand to genital phase then you can unzip and bring out the python. You may notice a surprise look or tenseness in the subject at this point. Don't worry, just keep pace and continue to kiss her while telling her how sexy she is looking right now. After a few more moments with your hand already positioned on the back of her head or neck (while still kissing) press gently in the downward direction. Usually this will get them going downward with the kisses going from the lips to the neck, then the chest, stomach, groin, inner thigh and then payday. If for some reason she resists any movements toward the penis or is like wtf? don't panic, remember that if you followed proper protocol your package should be out and nestled in her hand, all is not lost. You may have pushed too hard or suddenly, most girls don't like being pushed into things, you can then say something like "sorry, but damn you got me so hot right now I couldn't help it." and continue the making out. If you follow the steps this should be a >88% play.
I would use the 'go down on her first' method sparingly, most girls don't want you to stop once you start and this usually goes right into full intercourse.
Remember, a key element to success here is drawing the girl in through successive stages, don't just whip it out and holla all you can eat baby. Start with kisses, hit the neck, the ears, you will find their sensitive spots and exploit them for your own purposes. Next move on to the hand to genital and so on and so on, before she knows it shes got a mouthful of playa plasma and your looking at your watch... holla!

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This is great advice

BigPoppa 11-27-2007 01:39 PM

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Im just curious to hear any opinions on opening moves that lead to head, whether tried and true or just work some of the time.

My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head during make-out on a couch, followed by straight up asking for it, followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

By opening moves I mean the mood is set, alone and kissing etc, and then (___move___) but if you have advice on mood setting (lights on/off, music, watching porn, etc) by all means...

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I have zero game and I am laughing at you. This is like negative game.

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Khaos4k 11-27-2007 02:47 PM

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Whip it out and start playing with it and moving it back and forth between your hands. Say "so....wanna suck it?" Has best results on a bench when out for a walk in the park. Also good tactic to use in movie theaters.

BarryLyndon 11-27-2007 03:24 PM

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Try having: a. a good body; b. a big dick; c. a nice bank account. It helps.

Barry

4_2_it 11-27-2007 03:44 PM

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Try having: a. a good body; b. a big dick; c. a nice bank account. It helps.

Barry

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And I always thought it happened because those girls liked me. Who knew?

LonesomeFugitive 11-27-2007 03:47 PM

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Try having: a. a good body; b. a big dick; c. a nice bank account. It helps.

Barry

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ok, so how about some advice for those of us that have none of those [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

DonkeyKongSr 11-27-2007 03:55 PM

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Try having: a. a good body; b. a big dick; c. a nice bank account. It helps.

Barry

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ok, so how about some advice for those of us that have none of those [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD

Milo 11-27-2007 04:13 PM

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Eating the pussy usually leads to receiving head.

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Never, repeat, never, push on the back of a woman's head. This is insta-fail. Imagine from her perspective, "Hey, cool, this guy is shoving my head down onto his dick! I've been wanting to sucky-sucky all night and have been waiting for just such a subtle Green Light as a push to the back of my head!"

NT! 11-27-2007 04:14 PM

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Try having: a. a good body; b. a big dick; c. a nice bank account. It helps.

Barry

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ok, so how about some advice for those of us that have none of those [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD

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boom. headshot.

bobman0330 11-27-2007 04:14 PM

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Try having: a. a good body; b. a big dick; c. a nice bank account. It helps.

Barry

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ok, so how about some advice for those of us that have none of those [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I get a lot of emails about letter b. I obv have no use for them, but I will forward them along if you PM me your address.

Brandonjp13 11-27-2007 04:33 PM

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Try having: a. a good body; b. a big dick; c. a nice bank account. It helps.

Barry

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ok, so how about some advice for those of us that have none of those [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD

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boom. headshot.

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Haha I laughed at the link, then when I thought the funny was over you killed me with this line.

El Diablo 11-27-2007 06:12 PM

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g,

"After a few more moments with your hand already positioned on the back of her head or neck (while still kissing) press gently in the downward direction. Usually this will get them going downward with the kisses going from the lips to the neck, then the chest, stomach, groin, inner thigh and then payday. If for some reason she resists any movements toward the penis or is like wtf? don't panic, remember that if you followed proper protocol your package should be out and nestled in her hand, all is not lost. You may have pushed too hard or suddenly, most girls don't like being pushed into things, you can then say something like "sorry, but damn you got me so hot right now I couldn't help it." and continue the making out. If you follow the steps this should be a >88% play."

To increase the odds from 88%+ to 98%+, do everything you recommend, except instead of pushing her down, slowly start standing up. She'll just keep kissing you (since no uncomfortable head push movements to resist) and the next thing you know your python will be right in front of her mouth.


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