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luckyjimm 11-21-2007 07:11 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
VENGEANCE IS MINE?!?!?!

$0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
8 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (<font color="#0000cc">$0.95</font>)
UTG+1 (<font color="#0000cc">$4.29</font>)
MP1 (<font color="#0000cc">$0.98</font>)
MP2 (<font color="#0000cc">$5.60</font>)
CO (<font color="#0000cc">$0.73</font>)
BTN (<font color="#0000cc">$0.67</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$11.04</font>)
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$5.20</font>)

Pre-flop: ($0.04, 8 players) Hero is BB 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls $0.02, UTG+1 calls $0.02, <font color="#777777">3 folds</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BTN raises to $0.06</font>, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $0.04, UTG calls $0.04, UTG+1 calls $0.04
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ad.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/td.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/th.gif 73.30% (EV = $0.15)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/8s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/6c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/jd.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/8h.gif 26.70% (EV = $0.01)
</font>
Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($0.28, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $0.25</font>, <font color="#777777">2 folds</font>, BTN calls $0.25
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ad.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/td.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/th.gif 20.90% (EV = -$0.09)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/8s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/6c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/jd.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/8h.gif 79.10% (EV = $0.37)
</font>
Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($0.78, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $0.68</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BTN goes all-in $0.36</font>
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ad.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/td.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/th.gif 25.00% (EV = $0.02)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/8s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/6c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/jd.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/8h.gif 75.00% (EV = $0.69)
</font>
River: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1.82, 2 players)
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ad.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/td.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/th.gif 0.00% (EV = $0.00)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/8s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/6c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/jd.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/8h.gif 100.00% (EV = $1.82)
</font>
Final Pot: $1.82
BTN shows: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero shows: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Hero wins $1.7 ( won +$0.71 )
BTN lost -$0.67
UTG lost -$0.06
UTG+1 lost -$0.06

terp 11-21-2007 07:24 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
you got owned fish

Hattifnatt 11-21-2007 07:25 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
ive said it before and will say it again:

jim, stop making these stupid threads and stick to the railtarding in nvg.

Daddy Warbucks 11-21-2007 07:40 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
[ QUOTE ]
Why me, God????

$1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 players


[/ QUOTE ]


[ QUOTE ]
VENGEANCE IS MINE?!?!?!

$0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
8 players

[/ QUOTE ]

Kala1928 11-21-2007 07:42 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
hard to miss a flop with KT74

GSykes 11-21-2007 07:44 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] &gt; 2 obv

lobster 11-21-2007 07:54 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
Dr Dre]
Ya'll know me still the same ol' G
But I been low key
Hated on by most these [censored]
Wit no cheese, no deals and no G's, no wheels and no keys
No books, no snowmobiles and no ski's
Mad at me cause
I can finally afford to provide my family wit groceries
Got a crib wit a studio and it's all full of tracks
To add to the wall full of plaques
Hangin up in the office in back of my house like trophies
But ya'll think I'm gonna let my dough freeze
Hoe Please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you to smoke trees
Who you think brought you the oldies
Eazy-E's Ice Cube's and D.O.C's and Snoop D O double G's
And a group that said muthafuck the police
Gave you a tape full of dope beats
The bomb weed stroll through in you hood
And when your album sales wasn't doin too good
Who's the doc that he told you to go see
Ya'll better listen up closely
All you [censored] that said I turned pop
Or the the Firm flop
ya'll are the reason Dre ain't been getting no sleep
So [censored] ya'll all of ya'll
If ya'll don't like me blow me
Ya'll are gonna keep [censored] around wit me
And turn me back to the old me

[chorus] x2 [Eminem]

Nowadays everybody wants to talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre


[Eminem]
So what do you say to somebody you hate
Or anyone tryna bring trouble your way
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way
Just study a tape of NWA
One day I was walkin by
Wit a walkmen on
When I caught a guy givin me an awkward eye
And strangled him off in the parkin lot wit his Karl Kani
I don't give a [censored] if it's dark or not
It's harder than me tryna park a Dodge
But I'm drunk as [censored]
Right next to a humungous truck
In a two car garage

Hopin out wit two broken legs
Tryna walk it off
[censored] you too bitch call the cops
I'm kill you too and them loud ass [censored] barkin dogs
And when them cops can't come
And me and Dre stood next to a burnt down house
Wit a can full of gas and a hand full of matches
And still won't found out
From here on out it's the Chronic 2
Startin today tomorrows the new
And I'm still loco and nuts
To choke you to death wit a Charleston chew

Slim shady hotter then a set of twin babies
In a Mercedes Benz wit the windows up
And the tent goes up to the mid 80's
Callin in ladies
Sorry Doc I been crazy
There is no way that you can save me
Its ok go wit them Hailey

[chorus] x2

[Dr Dre]
If it was up to me
You muthafuckas would stop comin up to me
Wit your hands out lookin up to me
Like you want somethin free
When my last cd was out you wasn't bumpin me
But now that I got this little company
Now everybody wanna come to me like it was some disease
But you won't get a crumb from me
Cause I'm from the streets of
I told em all
All them little gangstas
Who you think helped mold 'em all
Now you wanna run around and talk about guns
Like I ain't got none
What you think I sold 'em all
Cause I stay well off
Now all I get is hate mail all day sayin Dre fell off
What cause I been in the lab wit a pen and a pad
Tryna get this damn label off
I ain't havin that
This is the millenium of Aftermath
Ain't gonna be nothin after that
So give me one more platinum plaque and [censored] rap
You can have it back
So where's all the mad rappers at
It's like a jungle in this habitat
But all you savage cats
Knew that I was strapped wit gats
When you were cuddling wit cabbage patch

[Chorus] x3

luckyjimm 11-21-2007 07:55 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Why me, God????

$1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 players


[/ QUOTE ]


[ QUOTE ]
VENGEANCE IS MINE?!?!?!

$0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
8 players

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]



I CRUSH ALL LIMITS LIKE A GRAPEFRUIT!!!!!

kemystery 11-21-2007 08:04 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Why me, God????

$1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 players


[/ QUOTE ]


[ QUOTE ]
VENGEANCE IS MINE?!?!?!

$0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
8 players

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]



I GET WAFFLECRUSHED AT ALL LIMITS LIKE GRAPEFRUIT!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

fyp

jwc529 11-21-2007 08:42 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
[ QUOTE ]
Why me, God????


Final Pot: $346.08
BB shows: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero shows: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

BB wins $206.62 ( won +$140.08 )
Hero wins $133.46 ( lost -$66.54 )
UTG+1 lost -$66.54
CO lost -$9.00



[/ QUOTE ]
not much he can do with KT47, it's just one of those coolers where the cards play themselves...lol

luckyjimm 11-21-2007 09:22 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
AHAHAHAAHHAHAAH

Note: on FTP river would be 7 or A

0.25/$0.5 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (<font color="#0000cc">$53.93</font>)
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$42.73</font>)
CO (<font color="#0000cc">$50.00</font>)
BTN (<font color="#0000cc">$16.55</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$119.46</font>)
BB (<font color="#0000cc">$44.65</font>)

Pre-flop: ($1.25, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $0.5, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $2.25</font>, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $7.75</font>, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $7.25, CO calls $5.5
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/6s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/5s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/9c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/4c.gif 47.70% (EV = $3.94)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/kc.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/3d.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ah.gif 52.30% (EV = $5.06)
</font>
Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($24.5, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $12</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero goes all-in $34.98</font>, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, SB calls $22.98
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/6s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/5s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/9c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/4c.gif 96.60% (EV = $56.27)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/kc.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/3d.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ah.gif 3.40% (EV = -$31.77)
</font>
Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($94.46, 2 players)
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/6s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/5s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/9c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/4c.gif 90.00% (EV = $85.01)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/kc.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/3d.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ah.gif 10.00% (EV = $9.45)
</font>
River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($94.46, 2 players)
<font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/6s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/5s.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/9c.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/4c.gif 100.00% (EV = $94.46)
</font><font color="#777777">http://weaktight.com/images/as.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/kc.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/3d.gifhttp://weaktight.com/images/ah.gif 0.00% (EV = $0.00)
</font>
Final Pot: $94.46
Hero shows: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB shows: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins $90.71 ( won +$47.98 )
CO lost -$7.75
SB lost -$42.73

chopsticks 11-21-2007 09:24 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
this thread is interesting not

Warteen 11-21-2007 09:28 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
This should do it...

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...disgusting.jpg

...oops, just killed everybody reading the thread.

chopsticks 11-21-2007 09:29 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
Theyre well rolled unlike OP. Screennames?

luckyjimm 11-21-2007 09:38 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
FEEL DA POWER

0.25/$0.5 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (<font color="#0000cc">$71.50</font>)
UTG+1 (<font color="#0000cc">$51.18</font>)
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$71.21</font>)
BTN (<font color="#0000cc">$36.00</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$37.82</font>)
BB (<font color="#0000cc">$73.23</font>)

Pre-flop: ($1, 6 players) Hero is CO 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $0.5, Hero calls $0.5, BTN calls $0.5, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $2.25</font>, BB calls $1.75, UTG+1 calls $1.75, Hero calls $1.75, BTN calls $1.75

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($12, 5 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $2</font>, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, UTG+1 calls $2, Hero calls $2, BTN calls $2

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($20, 4 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $2</font>, UTG+1 calls $2, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $15.5</font>, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, SB calls $13.5, UTG+1 calls $13.5

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($66.5, 3 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero goes all-in $51.46</font>, <font color="#777777">SB folds</font>, <font color="#777777">UTG+1 folds</font>

Final Pot: $117.96

Hero wins $114.21 ( won +$43 )
UTG+1 lost -$19.75
BTN lost -$4.25
SB lost -$19.75
BB lost -$2.25

luckyjimm 11-21-2007 10:07 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
ZOO NOO I AM BUSTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

$1/$2 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG (<font color="#0000cc">$338.00</font>)
UTG+1 (<font color="#0000cc">$112.60</font>)
CO (<font color="#0000cc">$755.75</font>)
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$129.74</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$401.00</font>)
BB (<font color="#0000cc">$198.00</font>)

Pre-flop: ($4, 6 players) Hero is BTN A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls $2, UTG+1 calls $2, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $11</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $39</font>, <font color="#777777">1 fold</font>, <font color="#777777">UTG folds</font>, <font color="#777777">UTG+1 folds</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $115</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $191</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero goes all-in $14.74</font>

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($329.74, 2 players)

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($329.74, 2 players)

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($329.74, 2 players)

Final Pot: $329.74
Hero shows: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB shows: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

SB wins $323.74 ( won +$132.74 )
Hero lost -$129.74
UTG lost -$2.00
UTG+1 lost -$2.00

andy099 11-21-2007 10:17 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
fold preflop imo. AAAA is the only real nut hand. I mean how can anyone beat this, they can't

HajiShirazu 11-21-2007 10:22 PM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
[ QUOTE ]
fold preflop imo. AAAA is the only real nut hand. I mean how can anyone beat this, they can't

[/ QUOTE ]
I like to play 4 to a straight flush, only one card away and your implieds are sick against those quads only players.

kemystery 11-22-2007 01:31 AM

Re: [x] Aces cracked by rags in PLO [x] Please kill me now
 
this is for you jimm - feel free to print it out and hang it
on your bathroom mirror to remind you of BBV

http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/7383/stupiditsp3.jpg


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