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ive spoken with black people a few times

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I blocked a field goal attempt in a highschool football game, there was a penalty on that play, one of the guys on our team was offsides. They got to kick again. I blocked it again. The team I did this against. made it pretty deep in the playoffs that year.

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But how many tackles for losses did you have??

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15 tackles
11 unassisted
3 for a loss.

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but were you all-county?

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I was all drunk and [censored]. Someone threw a rock through our window. I run out and yell "who wants to die first?" the twenty guys outside kick the [censored] out of me.

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I blocked a field goal attempt in a highschool football game, there was a penalty on that play, one of the guys on our team was offsides. They got to kick again. I blocked it again. The team I did this against. made it pretty deep in the playoffs that year.

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But how many tackles for losses did you have??

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15 tackles
11 unassisted
3 for a loss.

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but were you all-county?

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over/under your high school letter-jacket is hanging in your closet right now?

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I blocked a field goal attempt in a highschool football game, there was a penalty on that play, one of the guys on our team was offsides. They got to kick again. I blocked it again. The team I did this against. made it pretty deep in the playoffs that year.

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But how many tackles for losses did you have??

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15 tackles
11 unassisted
3 for a loss.

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but were you all-county?

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over/under your high school letter-jacket is hanging in your closet right now?

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Never owned a letter jacket. Although I think I have the letters somewhere because they gave those to you for free.

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lol, someone started a thread about me

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LOL that is awesome

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ty, sometimes people just look at me in silence when i tell this story.

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i wish i could ban you for being a horrible human being

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LOL that is awesome

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ty, sometimes people just look at me in silence when i tell this story.

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i wish i could bang you for being awesome

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fyp

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I gotta be honest, that was a quality fixing of a post.

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I gotta be honest, that was totally clownshoes.

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fyp

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can someone pm me quick?

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I once scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High.

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I once threw a kettle over a pub.

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Tie method?

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He's thrown a kettle over a pub, what have you done?

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when i was like 9 or so i threw a plastic sword, minus the handguard, across the street into the spokes of my brothers bike and he wiped out. this was a miracle throw. like from 20 feet or so.

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lol similar story, when i was like 12 i had to go to tennis lessons during the summer, while im walking to the lesson, these 2 kids on bikes start talking crap to me a couple of times. about the third day im walking to lessons, the kids on the bikes start taunting me, so i take my racquet and proceed to knock them off their bikes. i dont stop there, i keep beating them with my racquet as they lie on the ground. their families tried to sue us, but my grandfather was the county judge so they didnt stand a chance

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I got beaten up in college- went to the ER. The nurse asked me: What happened?

My response: Freak boating accident.

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I got beaten up in college- went to the ER. The nurse asked me: What happened?

My response: Freak boating accident.

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You're about to be in another freak boating accident if you don't watch your 'tude, guy.

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did any of you read my last thread....

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who's the coolest mother [censored] in 4Life?

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me motherfkker

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LOL that is awesome

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ty, sometimes people just look at me in silence when i tell this story.

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if you're telling people from the area it's cause they're stunned you'd put your dick in a wv stripper

beat: have had my dick in a girl who later became a wv stripper

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I once scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High.

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ROFL, nobody appreciated the quality of thsi post?

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, i think i are teh coolest imo

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2 17 year old girls, at the same time, when i was just 16. I win ducy

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2 17 year old girls, at the same time, when i was just 16. I win ducy

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Eh, a 15 year-old (I think) girl when I was 12. You probably win, but it's in the same ballpark.

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2 17 year old girls, at the same time, when i was just 16. I win ducy

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Eh, a 15 year-old (I think) girl when I was 12. You probably win, but it's in the same ballpark.

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Sorry to get personal, but how were you performance wise at 12? think that was pretty close to the first time i started running them out, so would of been scared as [censored] doing much with a girl.

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I was freaked out actually. No idea about performance rating.

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post12994777

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i'm not very cool at all. But there are some good stories here.

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db,

that story sucked the first few times you posted it. get a new one.


http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post5191908


http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post4682726


plus probably ten more mentions elsewhere, on the archives, etc., etc.

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Dunno if this is cool or stupid, but it's funny either way.

Was getting set to booze with some friends. While waiting for my stoner friend to remember his ATM PIN, I buy a $5 lotto ticket, win $50. I decide booze is on me. We get a handle of Captain Morgan and start banging out shots between 4 of us.

So a little later on some kid shows up with Bacardi 151. We're all pretty drunk, 3/4 of the Cpt Morgan is gone. I decide we need to draw straws to see who has to take the flaming shot. We have no straws, but we have dice. First kid rolls a 2. Sweet. Then a 4, 6 and then me. I roll a 1.

So I gotta do the flaming shot. Never having done a flaming shot before, I assume I need to drink it while it's on fire. So I light it, toss it back, except I'm smashed so I spill some on my face. A drop falls down on my pants, and while I'm trying to put out the fire on my pants, I notice some blue stuff obstructing my vision.

Then all my friends start smacking me in the face (to put out the flames). They said I had a blue beard of fire. It burned off my eyebrows, melted the skin on one of my cheeks a bit, singed my hair, etc. I had to sleep totally face-up for 2-3 weeks. Once they put the fire out, they send me into the bathroom to determine whether or not I need medical attention.

I walk into the bathroom, ascertain that my face is melted but F it... I smoke a cig, come out, we finish the captain. Then we finish the 151. Pwnd.

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Pretty much this exact thing happened at baseball initiation in college. This kid, hairiest kid on the team by far, big beard and bushy eyebrows, also not that smart, thought he had to take it while flaming, and burned all his [censored]. Hilarious.

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I gotta be honest, that was a quality fixing of a post.

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