|
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
wow i knew before opening this thread exactly what it would look like and that it would suck.
has anyone ever read song lyrics with any sort of satisfaction? if you don't know the song, the best lyrics in the world are worthless and if you know it, just the name of the song would have sufficed. |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying. Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. MAN, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob Mister City P'liceman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row. See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run. I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing, I'm crying. Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your Knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. If the sun don't come, you get a tan from Standing in the English rain. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob. Expert texpert choking smokers, Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha) See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide. I'm crying. Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo goo (rhythmical speaking along with juba's). Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba..... (speaking) --Repeat (eventually juba's will stop) and fade until end.-- during the fade out background vocals: [Simultaneously:] 'Everybody smokes pot' and 'Oompa, oompa, stick it up your joompa' |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
"Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me.... I once was lost but now am found, Was blind, but now, I see. T'was Grace that taught... my heart to fear. And Grace, my fears relieved. How precious did that Grace appear... the hour I first believed. Through many dangers, toils and snares... we have already come. T'was Grace that brought us safe thus far... and Grace will lead us home. The Lord has promised good to me... His word my hope secures. He will my shield and portion be... as long as life endures. When we've been here ten thousand years... bright shining as the sun. We've no less days to sing God's praise... then when we've first begun. "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me.... I once was lost but now am found, Was blind, but now, I see. |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
I thought of posting It's Alright Ma fwiw
Also, Jeff Buckley pwns ldo Oh yeah and that go on home song is awesome, listening to atm Change of Pace ---- Black Star(Mos Def & Talib Kweli) - Definition [mos def] Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd, lawd have mercy All nice and peace and true, follow me now, we say Say hi-tek yes youre ruling hip-hop Say j. rawls yes youre ruling hip-hop Redefinition say youre ruling hip-hop Say black star come to rock it non... Yo, from the first to the last of it, delivery is passionate The whole and not the half of it, vocab and not the math of it Projectile that them blasted with, accurate assassin [censored] Me and kweli close like, bethlehem and nazareth After this you be pressing rewind on top your master disk Shining like an asterisk for all those that be gatherin Connectin like a roundhouse from the townhouse to the tenaments Cause all my brooklyn residents, ? heavy regiments Dont believe, here the evidence, where brooklyn whaaaaaaaoohhhh See that? bound to take it all kid, believe that From where they sellin tree at, to where the police be at Talib kweli e-kweli-ty yo tell them where we be at [talib kweli] Brooklyn new york city where they paint murals of biggie In cash we trust cause its ghetto fabulous, life look pretty What a pity -- blunts is still fifty cents, its intense Tree scents is dominant cant be covered with incense My presence felt my name is kweli from the eternal reflection People thinkin mc is short hand for mis conception Let me meditate, set it straight, came to the conclusion That most of these cats is featherweight, let me demonstrate Walkin the streets is like battlin, be careful with your body You must know karate or think your soul is bulletproof like sade Stop actin like a bitch already, be a visionary And maybe you can see your name in the column of obituary Third rate teacher readin and talkin about, I knew hed amount to nothin Neighbors like, he was the quiet type, Whod have thought they was frontin? Talkin +loud+ like you in rca, get carted away With body parts and treys, what a way to start your day Yo its like Chorus: mos def and talib kweli One two three Mos def and talib kweli We came to rock it on to the tip-top Best alliance in hip-hop, wyahhhhh I said one two three Its kind of dangerous to be a emcee They shot tupac and biggie Too much violence in hip-hop, wyahhhhh [mos def] I said manhattan keep on makin it (bo!), brooklyn keep on takin it (bo!) So relax were takin it back, redhook where were livin at Plenty cats be strugglin not hustlin and bubblin It aint about production and -- what else we discussin? When the [censored] crows, my crop grows, enable me to rock flows Strivin for perfection ever since I was a snot-nosed Colossal, true original b-boy apostle Standin on the rooftop with the, zulu gestapo [talib kweli] You think you the [censored] Somebody in the wingsll force you to quit It could be your crew or click Or some random kid you smoked buddha with Consider me the entity within the industry without a history Of spittin the epitome, of stupidity -- livin my life Expressin my liberty, it gotta be done properly My name is in the middle of e-kweli-ty People follow me and other cats they hear him flow And assume Im the real one with lyrics like Im cyrano [mos def] Still sippin wishin well water, imported, from pluto Three hundred and sixty milliliters for all our believers In miles or kilometers, most cats, cannot proceed us In the jungle with the leaders we the lions you the +cheaters+ A cypher, will complete us if we come through your receivers You can play us and repeat us and then take us home and read us (line for line) good jesus, mos def and kweli just Make a pussy freeze up, thinkin we will ease up |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] Werewolves of London. 'nuff said. [/ QUOTE ]Wahooo. [/ QUOTE ] I'm glad someone agrees! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Okay okay okay....best opening line to a song ever?! "I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand" Seriously people, what beats that?! |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Werewolves of London. 'nuff said. [/ QUOTE ]Wahooo. [/ QUOTE ] I'm glad someone agrees! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Okay okay okay....best opening line to a song ever?! "I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand" Seriously people, what beats that?! [/ QUOTE ]I don't know, I think my suggestion still might have greatest first line "With your mercury mouth in the missionary times," |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
If the op wants songs about smoking to much its hard to beat this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMy7zBe8EN4 SHANTY- Jonathan Edwards Gonna sit down in the kitchen and fix me something good to eat and make my head a little high and make this whole day complete cuz we gonna lay around the shanty mama and put a good buzz on. Well pass it to me baby, pass it to me slow we'll take time out to smile a little before we let it go cuz we gonna lay around the shanty mama and put a good buzz on. Well there ain't nothin' to do and there's always room for more fill it, light it, shut up and close the door cuz we gonna lay around the shanty mama and put a good buzz on. We gonna sit around the kitchen fix us somethin' good to eat and make ourselves a little high and make the whole day complete cuz we gonna lay around the shanty mama and put a good buzz on. Ev'ry night and day (if I can help it) We're gonna lay around the shanty momma, and put a good buzz on. |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
Ramones:
Beat on the brat Beat on the brat Beat on the brat with a baseball bat Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh. What can you do? What can you do? With a brat like that always on your back What can you do? |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
Artist: Jennings Waylon
Song: I've Always Been Crazy I've always been crazy and the trouble that it's put me through I've been busted for things that I did, and I didn't do I can't say I’m proud of all of the things that I’ve done But I can say I’ve never intentionally hurt anyone I've always been different with one foot over the line Winding up somewhere one step ahead or behind It ain't been so easy but I guess I shouldn't complain I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane Beautiful lady are you sure that you understand The chances your taking loving a free living man Are you really sure you really want what you see Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
Hey hey hey hey
Smoke weed everyday |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
HIEROGLYPHICS IS
GUNNA TWIST A KIDS CEREBELLUM IF HE LIVES THEN I TELL EM ILL LEAVE HIS HEAD SWELLEN WHEN TELLIN FELLAS BOUT THE 5 6 LIVE, ITS ME INVESTIGATIN FLY CHICK'S PRIVATES I GOT A PLAN I GOTTA PLAN A STRATEGY ADAM BE MAD. A G MAD AT ME CUZ I GOT A FATTER SALARY ACTUALLY YOULL BE COOKIN LIKE BOTTON RHYMIN NEVER TOP CUZ YOULL NEVER STOP THE ATOM BOMBIN HIROSHIMA, NAGASAKI DONT COPY THE MANUSCRIPT MAN YOU SLIP YOUR SLOPPY |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass
flash that buttery gold, jittery zeitgeist wither by the watering hole, border patrol what are we to heart huckabee art fuckery suddenly? not enough young in his lung for the waterwing colorfully vulgar poacher outta mulch like "i'm 'a pull the pulse out a soldier and bolt" fine sign of the time we elapse when a primate climb up a spine and attach eye for an eye by the bog like swamps and vines they get a rise out of frogs and flies so when a dog-fight's hog-tied prize sorta costs a life their mouths water on a fork and knife and the allure isn't right, no score on a war torn beach where the cash cow's actually beef blood turns wine when it leak for police like "that's not a riot it's a feast, let's eat!" CHORUS: and i will remember your name and face on the day you are judged by the funhouse cast and i will rejoice in your fall from grace with a cane through the sky like "none shall pass" i'm ready at last x2 none shall pass i'm ready at last x2 none shall pass if you never had a day a snow cone couldn't fix you wouldn't relate to the rogue vocoder blitz how he spoke through a no-doz motor on the fritz cause he wouldn't play roll over fetch like a bitch and express no regrets, though he isn't worth a homeowner's piss to the jokers who pose by the glitz. fine sign of the swine in the swarm when a king is a whore who comply and conform miles outside of the eye of the storm with a siphon to lure out a prize and award while avoiding the vile and bazaar that is violence and war true blue triumph is more like wait, let it snake up outta the centerfold let it break the walls of jericho ready? go! sat where the old cardboard city folk swap tales with heads like every other penny throw Chorus "you tried to trick me you've gotta lot of nerve" "i'm not trying to trick you i'm trying to help" okay, woke to a grocery list goes like this: duty and death anyone object come stand in the way you could be my little snake river canyon today and i ran with a chain of commands and a jet pack strap where the back-stab lands if it can fine sign of the vibe in the crowd when i cut her belly open to find what climb out what a bit of gusto he muster up to make a dark horse rush like enough is enough it musta struck a nerve so they huff and puff 'til all the king's men fluster and clusterfuck and it's a beautiful thing to my people who keep an impressive wingspan even when the cubicle shrink you gotta pull up the intruder by the root of the weed NY chew thru the machine Chorus "i'm trying to help" |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
|
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
- Rock Bottom -
A-yo! This song is dedicated to all the happy people All the happy people who have real nice lives And who have no idea whats it like to be broke as [censored] [Verse One:] I feel like I'm walking a tight rope, without a circus net I'm popping percocets, I'm a nervous wreck I deserve respect; but I work a sweat for this worthless check Bout to burst this tech, at somebody to reverse this debt Minimum wage got my adrenaline caged Full of venom and rage Especially when I'm engaged And my daughter's down to her last diaper That's got my ass hyper I pray that god answers, maybe I'll ask nicer Watching ballers while they flossing in their pathfinders These overnight stars becoming autograph signers We'll all gone blow up and leave the past behind us Along with the small fry's and average half pinters While playa haters turn bitch like they have vaginas Cause we see them dollar signs and let the cash blind us Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless Snakes slither in the grass spineless [Chorus (x2):] That's Rock Bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's Rock Bottom When you want something bad enough to steal That's Rock Bottom When you feel you have had it up to here Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear [Verse Two:] My life is full of empty promises And broken dreams I'm hoping things will look up But there ain't no job openings I feel discouraged hungry and malnourished Living in this house with no furnace, unfurnished And I'm sick of working dead end jobs with lame pay And I'm tired of being hired and fired the same day But [censored] it, if you know the rules to the game play Cause when we die we know were all going the same way It's cool to be player, but it sucks to be the fan When all you need is bucks to be the man Plus a luxury sedan Too comfortable and roomy in a six They threw me in the mix With all these gloomy lunatics Walk around depressed And smoke a pound of ses a day And yesterday went by so quick it seems like it was just today My daughter wants to throw the ball but I'm too stressed to play Live half my life and throw the rest away [Chorus] There's people that love me and people that hate me But it's the evil that made me this backstabbing, deceitful, and shady I want the money, the women, the fortune, and the fame That Means I'll end up burning in hell scorching in flames That means I'm stealing your checkbook and forging your name Lifetime bliss for eternal torture and pain Right now I feel like just hit the rock bottom I got problems now everybody on my blocks got 'em I'm screaming like those two cops when 2pac shot 'em Holding two glocks, I hope your doors got new locks on 'em My daughter's feet ain't got no shoes or sock's on 'em And them rings you wearing look like they got a few rocks on 'em And while you flaunting them I could be taking them to shops to pawn them I got a couple of rings and a brand new watch you want 'em? Cause I never went gold of one song I'm running up on someone's lawns with guns drawn [Chorus] |
Re: Impossible Challenge: Find a Song with Better Lyrics
o dada, dada, dada (Yo who dat?) Mi mon Breadba, yuh see dem put inna di paper Dem talk bout seh apologize fi b*ttybwoy, apologize fi wah Dem apologize to JAH!!!! Gunshot dem fi get Sizzla: Now this!!!! Is an anthem!!!! Blaze up di fire push up yuh hands dem!!! Big up di Lioness wid di Lion dem, uh huh, FIRE BUN!!!!! And mi seh Holy Emmanuel King Selassie I JAH!!!! Rastafari It is good to give thanks on to di most high King Selassie I And sing praise on to his name most high JAH!!!! Rastafari To show forth his love and kindness in di morning and di faithfulness every night Upon di instruments of, ten strings, alright, tek it to dem king Beautiful people Kalonji love yuh, but hears di judgment Chorus: Rastaman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss King Selassie I will gunshot yuh bwoy Gimme di whole a di girls cause a dem have di joy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh bwoy Badman dont apologize to no b*ttybwoy If yuh diss black people hey mi gun will shot yuh bwoy Gimme di whole a dem girls cause a dem have di joy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh, AH HOY!!!!! Verse 1: Girls dem sexy, and dem pussy fat Yeah all di girls, di boys dem looking at Some bwoy bow down, BOW DOWN DOIN WHATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing in this world could never have mi doin dat I dont care if dem ban mi Cause mi seh fi bun battyman yuh caan wrong mi Yo mi nuh born ova England a real African this Real real real Rastaman this, BOOM!!!! Chorus: Rastaman dont apologize to no battybwoy Yuh diss black people then mi gun a shot yuh bwoy Gimme di whole a di girls cause a dem have up di joy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh bwoy Rrrrrrrr!!!! We apologize to no battybwoy Diss King Selassie then mi gun will shot yuh bwoy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh, AH HOY!!!! Gimme di girls because a dem have up di joy Verse 2: Gwaan like dem smart gwaan like dem crotty Shoot dem inna dem head dem too, [censored] nasty Di gal dem have di pussy and di stiff titty and di cute face And di bwoy dem walk pass it Damn its di lyrical praise, diss a we mek dem fret Inna di Biblical days we used to stone dem to death WHOA! Di sexy girls dem mi sex a weh mi seh bun battyman dont vex, damn! Chorus: Badman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss black woman then mi gun will shot yuh bwoy Gimme di whole a di girls dem cause a dem have up di joy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh bwoy Rastaman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss black woman then mi gun will kill yuh bwoy Whoa! Gimme di girls dem cause dem have di joyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! WOW!!!! Verse 3: Where dem come from, nuh mass appearance So how di [censored] dem gone di wrong way and a ride rear end Alright, big piece a gal disappear then Go mek dem know seh we nuh fear dem Damn!!! We nuh walk inna battyman We nuh give a [censored], if dem ban mi from Scotland Yard YO! King Selassie bun Babylon because dem a fraud Mi and di King Chorus: Rastaman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss black woman then mi gun will shot yuh bwoy Gimme di ghetto girls because a dem have up di joy Inna di lake of fire mi dash yuh, GWEY!!!!!!!!!! Rastaman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss black woman then mi gun will shot yuh bwoy Inna di Lake of fire, well a deh so mi bash yuh bwoy Gimme din girls because a dem have up di joy Verse 4: Mi seh push up di lighta dem, blaze up di torch When mi dun bun di mother [censored] dem then roast dem all leave di porch [censored] !!!! Well I waan see dem march a deh so di Ras war could a start, wow!!! Chorus: Badman dont apologize to no battybwoy If yuh diss black woman, mi gun shot yuh bwoy Gimme di whole a di girls because a dem have up di joy Inna di Lake of fire mi dash yuh bwoy Outro: Yo! Yeah go read yuh bible and read Leviticus Go live inna clean life then yuh caan live wid us Ha ha, hey weh dem seh dem do Try to ban mi from di UK mother [censored] Im from Africa Yo! Straight to Zimbabwe yeah, praise Selassie I every night and everyday And sexy girls and ghetto yutes dont go a stray Cause badman dont apologize to no!!! battyboy!!!! FIRE BUN!!!!!!!!!! |
| All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:11 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.