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No higher then '5', I was out of there pretty quickly the next morning which would boost the rating if the reason wasn't because her dad walked downstairs as I was putting my pants on. Which when the girl is pretty young definitely means grab your bag and run, fast. Another reason it's low is because once I left the front door I realized I was in absolutely nowhere farm town Issaquah after getting side tracked the night before while visiting a friend in Seattle.

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My first experience was freshman year of college. I was a big pussy in high school and never really dated anyone. I just smoked lots of pot. I was amazed that all I had to do was talk to these college chicks and then some of them would want to bang me, so I wasted no time.

Got a girl alone in my dorm room whom I had been hooking up with for maybe a week. Didn't have a condom because I didn't think she would have sex with me. Not only was she willing to bang, but she was chill with not using a condom. I get it in, and literally 10 seconds later my drunken roomate barges in and gets that deer in headlights look. He turns around, but the moment was ruined and she didn't want to continue.

Never got to bang that chick as drama ensued after I hooked up with her roomate. (god damn i wish i wasn't such a pussy in highschool, who knew it was so easy)

2/10

The first girl I ever banged to completion got about a 7/10. so maybe i should have taken the average or something.

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I'm giving mine an 8. It was outstanding (for me at least, maybe not my girlfriend). I would give it a 10, but I later had a much better experience so I can't really give the first one a 10.

I probably only lasted 2-3 minutes, but loved every second of it.

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Fantastic idea for a thread, btw.

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I must say that sex is hugely overrated. BJ is definately better.

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You are on crack. BJ's are hugely overrated and sex is definitely better.

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She then makes a fantastic suggestion: "Well, we could always just raw dog it."

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What has the world come to when 16-year-old girls are talking like this? Haha. God Bless America!

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My first time was in a car. It took a long time for me to finish (I was sober). I chalk that up to nervousness, as it was difficult for me to, ahem, in the beginning. I was 16.

The good story though was when I was 13 and I came for the first time. This is priceless, but it needs context. You see, my dad didn't really tell me anything. And we didn't have HBO, and I hadn't really figured anything out yet for myself except I liked girls and they made me hard sometimes and they largely smelled good. I did not, I repeat, did not know what an orgasm was, I did not know what happened for the man when he had sex. I'm not kidding, and in retrospect it was kind of pathetic. But hey, it wasn't even really my fault.

So I was seeing this girl, and it became acutely aware at the time I was seeing this girl that there was this other girl that had a reputation for being a huge [censored] that was into me. So I ditched the other girl for the [censored] girl. A week later she was visiting her friend who lived down the block from me and she kind of took me back behind the garage and gave me my first BJ. And I came, having on idea what was going on. In her mouth. And she swallowed it. It was amazing.

So I think that's a cool story, that the first time I ever came I had no idea is was happening, it was in a girl's mouth consensually and she swallowed it.

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Once again, I think it has much more to do with the amount of alcohol consumed, not how much you beat off.

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QFT. When I'm hammered enough that my body is partially numb, it's amazing what I can do.

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About a 2-3. Senior year of high school, after school one day at her house. Nothing disastrous happened, I was just so nervous it was barely pleasurable at all.

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I must say that sex is hugely overrated. BJ is definately better.

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You are on crack. BJ's are hugely overrated and sex is definitely better.

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QFMFT, BJ's should only be used as foreplay and during her period...

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I maybe lasted 2 mins

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9/10

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this is a good post i had a pretty bad 1st time as well.

def need to get like advice before u try thi stuff out for 1st time

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BTW I voted 10, not for the sex but for how I felt walking home afterwards, I remember actually punching the air.

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Haha. What exactly do you mean? Like a Tiger Woods fist pump? Was it kind of like celebrating in the end zone?

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I must say that sex is hugely overrated. BJ is definately better.

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You are on crack. BJ's are hugely overrated and sex is definitely better.

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QFMFT, BJ's should only be used as foreplay and during her period...

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I gave it a 3. Compared to Traz, probably a 7. 15, felt conflicted b/c she was really clingy girlfriend, bj beforehand leads to

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at least that's what it felt like

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She then makes a fantastic suggestion: "Well, we could always just raw dog it."

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What has the world come to when 16-year-old girls are talking like this? Haha. God Bless America!

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Haha, I don't remember if she used that exact terminology, but she certainly was the one who suggested it.

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I just don't remember my first time. I wasn't blacked out or anything, just don't remember it. I know who it was with though...meh

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I maybe lasted 2 mins

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9/10

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I'm guessing the girl in his story probably doesn't rate the experience nearly so highly.

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Liars, all of you... 20 minutes for each of you virgins? lies


My first time? Freshman year of college, drunk, naked girl wanting to do me without a condom. I almost said no; not that it would have mattered... She was on top, went up and down about twice before it was over... don't know why she came back for more twice after that

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Liars, all of you... 20 minutes for each of you virgins? lies

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Booze + condoms + nervousness + not knowing what the hell you are doing = a whole lot of half-limp-dicked thrusting.

My next dozen or so sexual experiences were MUCH MUCH shorter than my first one.

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8 for me, but probably a 3 for her.

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Her: "yea...I feel bad when we kiss. Let's have sex though"


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Ballin

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Liars, all of you... 20 minutes for each of you virgins? lies


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Took me forever the first time. 20, 30, maybe 40 minutes. I don't know. We stopped a few times to change positions, do oral, go back to it, etc.

I was so used to the feeling from masturbation that actual pussy felt so different that it took a while. Sadly, as life has gone on, the reverse is true. It's hard to hold now. I have to really concentrate on not blowing. Which is fine I suppose, gives me an excuse to switch positions and do other things mid-way.

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Liars, all of you... 20 minutes for each of you virgins? lies


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Took me forever the first time. 20, 30, maybe 40 minutes. I don't know. We stopped a few times to change positions, do oral, go back to it, etc.



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You are so full of [censored] [censored]. More like 20, 30, 40 seconds.

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I rated mine a 3.

I was 17 and my gf was 16. My parents were out of town and I threw a party at my place -- with the sole intention of getting my gf drunk and banging her.

I somehow managed to get my gf up into my bedroom in order to seal the deal. I'd never ever reached 3rd base with a girl before that night, so I was pretty unsure of the mechanics involved in actually having sex. I remember thrusting against her thigh for a long while before realizing that I wasn't actually inside her.

I'm in the camp of 'it took a very long time to come the first time I had sex'. It probably took 20 minutes of pounding before I finally got my end off.

The whole time it was happening, I kept worrying about people barging into the room as there was no lock on the door. I wanted to finish up to get the experience over with, but I think this only made things worse.

We broke up a few weeks later without having had sex again. I can't even remember the girl's name anymore.

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This is pretty funny btw.

"are you inside yet??"
"WTF HOW DARE YOU WHAT THE...oh wait my bad"

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Kinda surprised we're this many posts in, and no one has said "my first time was in your mom's bed too"

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hahaha this should have been the first 7 responces

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My first time was also embarrassing. While me and my gf were doing missionary, my wang slipped out. As I tried to put it back in, I was having some trouble. My gf then says, "THAT'S not the hole it goes in," and gives me one of the most disappointed looks I have seen. Luckily she got over it quickly and I was able to finish up.

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My first time was also embarrassing. While me and my gf were doing missionary, my wang slipped out. As I tried to put it back in, I was having some trouble. My gf then says, "THAT'S not the hole it goes in," and gives me one of the most disappointed looks I have seen. Luckily she got over it quickly and I was able to finish up.

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Admit you tried to do anal

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My first sex experience was a bj in a tent during summer festivals, it was about 7/10 after she learned shes not supposed to use teeth. The girl was pretty adventurous mind and she wanted to do it as a test and to gain experience, not just to make pleasure to me. She asked tips and wanted to know exactly what she does wrong and what she does right and she even asked if its better for the guy if she swallows or spits it out. I made her swallow obv. Shes probably a bj specialist nowadays.

But my first contact with vagina happened a few months later after this with another girl. She was about 8/10 but her attitude made her about 5/10 at max. She was an annoying [censored] and just the type I've always hated. We were both drunk at her parents ski cabin (spoiled bitch from a rich family imo) and there were some of her friends too and I didnt know anyone else except the girl. I hadnt planned on sexing with her, just went there because she invited me. I was in sauna with her friends drinking beer and telling stupid jokes and making myself a fool on purpose since I didnt know any of those people and knew I'll never see them again. She didnt come to sauna with us even though I asked. When I came out of there and went to the balcony she came too and I noticed she was looking at me from head to toes as I was standing there smoking a cigarette with only towel around my waist - I'm sexy obv. She was flirting and came very close to me and I knew what direction this was going.

We went back in to party and drank some more beer and she did some shots from vodka and different juices. Couple hours later I noticed one of her friends had passed out in the biggest room with the biggest bed in the cabin and I told this to her. She got mad and insisted that someone carries her passed friend out to another room with a couple of smaller beds and asked if I could help her. I questioned her reasons not to let her sleep there but she said please (probably for the first time in her life) and I helped her. After I had carried her friend to another bed she said to me that I should follow her and I knew exactly what was about to happen.

She lead me to this big room which was empty now and locked the door. She didn't say much but pushed me against the bed and I let myself fall back and she instantly jumped on me and was furiously almost raping me with her lips and tongue. This was actually the coolest part of the whole thing. After a little while I was ready to put a condom on as I had a pack with me in case I got lucky. She came on top of me and started banging pretty roughly and there was not much sensual movement in it. I was glad that she took the lead at first since I wasnt sure what I'm supposed to do. After a while I was banging her from behind and tested all these positions I had seen on porn movies and probably failed badly but I was very self confident and not embarrassed at all because she was a mean bitch and I kind of hated her as a person. I didnt care anything about how she felt or if it was good for her, I was just testing stuff for future experiences with other girls. It took about 15 minutes to come and I was already thinking that somethings wrong and I cant ejaculate.

It was about 6/10, nothing superior in it but nothing too bad either. I probably sucked bad at bed and to her it must have been like 3/10 at max but it wasn't her first time so didnt matter. We also had sex the next day at her home but it wasnt as good at all, probably because she wasnt the same mean bitch while sober and I couldnt bang her hard for that reason. Haven't seen her since but she called me once while drunk and said she had just moved to her own apartment and I should stop by sometime. Havent stopped by and probably wont.

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First time i tried pot was also the first time i had sex.
it was awesome.

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My first time was also embarrassing. While me and my gf were doing missionary, my wang slipped out. As I tried to put it back in, I was having some trouble. My gf then says, "THAT'S not the hole it goes in," and gives me one of the most disappointed looks I have seen. Luckily she got over it quickly and I was able to finish up.

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same thing happened to me. as im poking around she says, "which hole are you going for?" in retrospect, im sure she was down with siihp. anyway, made a good story for my friends.

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My first new I was a virgin, so she led me for the bullseye.

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Dry humped her while fingering her for like literally 6 hours. (stopping to make out) she was giving me all signs to go for gusto i ignored them.

At 4am I woke up with a piss boner went and took a piss and sh e woke up too and was like lets do it. I was thinking at the time the tolerance I have built up since dry humping the [censored] outta her leg all night.

Nope sub 1 minute.

It was ok though.

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1st BJ was way way way better. It's not close.

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Didn't lose virginity until very recently... and I'm 22.

Was of the religious type and thought I would wait until marriage, but thankfully didn't. When I finally did, I was with a girl that I truly love [and am still dating] and tipsy. It lasted about 30 minutes and I didn't finish. I gave it a 6 because it was very good and emotional, but we obviously were not experienced.

For all those that say it sucks to finish in 2 minutes, you are not me. I can go forever and unless I get into very specific positions, like doggy style, it becomes almost impossible for me to finish, even while completely sober. I feel like I don't have as much sensitivity as I should. I would say about 1/3 of the time I don't finish when we have sex. She has officially finished more than I have, and I know that is a bizarre statistic. I usually attempt to make her get off at least twice before I do and then I have to really try. As far as I am concerned, I say you guys should value your sensitivity, but I of course know I am lucky that I am able to please my woman... a lot.

As Monk would say, "It's a blessing, and a curse."

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So I think that's a cool story, that the first time I ever came I had no idea is was happening, it was in a girl's mouth consensually and she swallowed it.

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This has to be unprecedented. I don't know anybody who came the first time with help from another person. Fantastic. Although, I wonder if that might ruin masturbation for you forever. Did it?

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Liars, all of you... 20 minutes for each of you virgins? lies


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Took me forever the first time. 20, 30, maybe 40 minutes. I don't know. We stopped a few times to change positions, do oral, go back to it, etc.



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You are so full of [censored] [censored]. More like 20, 30, 40 seconds.

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Do you not realize that people aren't bragging about the fact they lasted a long time their first time? Most people are puzzled by how long they lasted, and have commented that they don't last nearly as long now that they're experienced. People aren't lying to you, believe me.

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Do you not realize that people aren't bragging about the fact they lasted a long time their first time? Most people are puzzled by how long they lasted, and have commented that they don't last nearly as long now that they're experienced. People aren't lying to you, believe me.

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I can go forever and unless I get into very specific positions, like doggy style, it becomes almost impossible for me to finish, even while completely sober.

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I used to have the same "problem", but then I came to realize that it is very girl-specific. I figured out that it had more to do with how "skilled" the girl is at getting me turned on, rather than any natural "skill" that I had at keeping myself from blowing my load.