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srsly give it some time.

they are crazy jealous and possessive. sure, it's fine now, but when you start spending too much time multi tabling or going out with your buds they are going to bring the hammer.

and it's not just anger and nagging, but vindictive psychopath/sociopath revenge [censored] they do to you.

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You sound experienced. Can you share trip report(s)?

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asian girls are crazy, and not in a good way...

give it a few months and they'll go psycho on you

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QFT!!!!!!!! QFMFT!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a prime example of this fact.

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srsly give it some time.

they are crazy jealous and possessive. sure, it's fine now, but when you start spending too much time multi tabling or going out with your buds they are going to bring the hammer.

and it's not just anger and nagging, but vindictive psychopath/sociopath revenge [censored] they do to you.

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You sound experienced. Can you share trip report(s)?

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some off the top of the head...

1) i was clerking for a federal judge in LA at the time. one night i was hanging out with buddies and didnt want to return her calls during it. she knew my email password at the time, and she emailed the judge and basically said all sorts of personal [censored] about me. he fired me and didnt believe my explanation.

2) ive gotten 3 black eyes from her, despite never laying a finger on her.

3) we were arguing one time in the parking lot of a mall. in the middle of the argument she grabbed my keys and ran into the car, locking the doors. she drove off with my car and didnt come back. i had to cab it home.

4) in undergrad, i was living in a frat house.. and she literally kicked my door down when i was sleeping because i wouldnt finish an argument with her.

5) when i was sleeping one night, she woke up to grab my 5th of seagrams and poured it all over my face to wake me up.

and many more stories...

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lol :/ good times, tnx

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she probably likes it when you piss on her

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All women like that afaik.

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srsly give it some time.

they are crazy jealous and possessive. sure, it's fine now, but when you start spending too much time multi tabling or going out with your buds they are going to bring the hammer.

and it's not just anger and nagging, but vindictive psychopath/sociopath revenge [censored] they do to you.

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You sound experienced. Can you share trip report(s)?

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some off the top of the head...

1) i was clerking for a federal judge in LA at the time. one night i was hanging out with buddies and didnt want to return her calls during it. she knew my email password at the time, and she emailed the judge and basically said all sorts of personal [censored] about me. he fired me and didnt believe my explanation.

2) ive gotten 3 black eyes from her, despite never laying a finger on her.

3) we were arguing one time in the parking lot of a mall. in the middle of the argument she grabbed my keys and ran into the car, locking the doors. she drove off with my car and didnt come back. i had to cab it home.

4) in undergrad, i was living in a frat house.. and she literally kicked my door down when i was sleeping because i wouldnt finish an argument with her.

5) when i was sleeping one night, she woke up to grab my 5th of seagrams and poured it all over my face to wake me up.

and many more stories...

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oh. my. god. seagrams in the face!!

this is about an ex right?

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srsly give it some time.

they are crazy jealous and possessive. sure, it's fine now, but when you start spending too much time multi tabling or going out with your buds they are going to bring the hammer.

and it's not just anger and nagging, but vindictive psychopath/sociopath revenge [censored] they do to you.

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You sound experienced. Can you share trip report(s)?

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some off the top of the head...

1) i was clerking for a federal judge in LA at the time. one night i was hanging out with buddies and didnt want to return her calls during it. she knew my email password at the time, and she emailed the judge and basically said all sorts of personal [censored] about me. he fired me and didnt believe my explanation.

2) ive gotten 3 black eyes from her, despite never laying a finger on her.

3) we were arguing one time in the parking lot of a mall. in the middle of the argument she grabbed my keys and ran into the car, locking the doors. she drove off with my car and didnt come back. i had to cab it home.

4) in undergrad, i was living in a frat house.. and she literally kicked my door down when i was sleeping because i wouldnt finish an argument with her.

5) when i was sleeping one night, she woke up to grab my 5th of seagrams and poured it all over my face to wake me up.

and many more stories...

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oh. my. god. seagrams in the face!!

this is about an ex right?

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yes she's an ex now.

seagrams, or any alcohol, really really stings the eyes imo

re-beat: i am dating yet another asian girl.

variance: dated white girls, and they were sane.

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Those are awesome psycho-bitch stories.

More please.

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alright a few more.

6) at one pt. we were doing long distance between SD and LA. she drove down to SD to see me and was being psycho crazy asian bitch about paying the $35 for the gas. she then went alan greenspan economist on me and said "i drove 2 hrs and have another 2 going back up. that's 4 hours of my time. if my time is worht $15/hr then ive wasted $60 of my time driving down"....i finally caved and just gave her a $100 to shut her trap. she literally ripped it up into a dozen pieces and threw it in the trash.

7) to get back at me (for something i dont recall atm) she posted my cell # on craigslist in the gay personals section. i know this because she called me to tell me that. sweet.

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some off the top of the head...

1) i was clerking for a federal judge in LA at the time. one night i was hanging out with buddies and didnt want to return her calls during it. she knew my email password at the time, and she emailed the judge and basically said all sorts of personal [censored] about me. he fired me and didnt believe my explanation.

2) ive gotten 3 black eyes from her, despite never laying a finger on her.

3) we were arguing one time in the parking lot of a mall. in the middle of the argument she grabbed my keys and ran into the car, locking the doors. she drove off with my car and didnt come back. i had to cab it home.

4) in undergrad, i was living in a frat house.. and she literally kicked my door down when i was sleeping because i wouldnt finish an argument with her.

5) when i was sleeping one night, she woke up to grab my 5th of seagrams and poured it all over my face to wake me up.

and many more stories...

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It sounds like the problem wasn't the girl, but rather that you failed to keep your pimp-hand strong. Any girl will take advantage of someone who lets her walk all over him and, because your list doesn't end at one, but has seven different stories in it, I'd say that's precisely what happened to you. You simply left her with no ability to respect you at all.

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I dated this Filipino chick. When we first started talking she tells me to come over some time and says I should spend the night. OKAY?! She's really hot by the way.

So I meet her and she's like hey baby and I say hi or whatever.

She gets in my car and the top is down. IT IS GORGEOUS OUTSIDE. like 80 degrees no humidity. We're in a city so we're not going very fast. She asks if I can drive her to CVS okay. 30 seconds in she's FREAKING OUT.

PUT THE TOP UP, I SPENT ALL DAY DOING MY HAIR IT'S GONNA GET RUINED.

Umm, your hair is straight, what did you have to do? Brush it, maybe?

JUST PUT IT UP.

No, it's nice out.

TAKE ME HOME THEN JUST TAKE ME HOME.

So I contemplate just taking off when she's at CVS because that would just be so [censored] hilarious.(she was like 5 miles from her house) but I bitch out and decide not to.

So she gets back in the car, the top is up. She says nothing, doesn't give a look or a smile, nothing. WTF you bitch! So she's like You wanna get some food? Sounds great, you won't be talking.

Her:Where do you want to go?
Me:I don't care.
Her:Well pick something.
Me: Umm I dunno does Applebee's sound good?
Her: I want Chinese food.
Me: Okay. (asdfasdlasl;kgjfasfq9p70352STAB)
So we get our food. She's busto obviously so I pay and don't care. We eat and she's playing footsie with me which turns in to her foot rubbing all over my [censored]. We're at like a little table in the middle of a restaurant so I take her foot off my dick because that's just WEIRD to do. I start massaging her foot and now we look like cute people instead of nymphos. We finish food and we go watch a movie.

We decide on something that I really don't remember and don't even remember liking or disliking. I'm pretty sure I was bored though. I put her hand on her thigh during the movie and start caressing her and she goes "What are you doing?" ....okay.

We kiss some after the movie. We go play mini golf and she's acting pretty normal again so hey. A lot of people will be like "Maybe she just had a moment" or something. No [censored] way. [censored] like that is never EVER a one time thing nor is it something that's going to happen "once in a while." But whatever. We kiss some more. On the ride home I start caressing her thigh again, figuring she just didn't want to do that in public. Again "What are you doing?"

Ummmm..... okay, I'm never seeing you again.

Back at her place now, she has her bed, I forget what size it's called. Full? It's just bigger than a twin, which is really a good sized bed for two people I think. So she says to me "You bring pajamas?"
No.
"Well, you're not sleeping in that"
So Umm, okay, I take off my shirt.
"You're going to sleep in your jeans?"
Apparently I am not going to sleep in my jeans. I have no idea where things are going but I feel it's in the general direction of GOODville. So I take off my jeans and I'm sitting on her bed and she's changing in to pajamas or something.

I ask her who's sleeping where and she goes "what do you mean?"
30 seconds later my dick was in her mouth.
So we go crazy for hours and the sun's coming up and we sorta pass out.

Next day we go to the beach and she's got her hands down my bathing suit grabbing my ass. Like, a beach with other people. I'm forcibly removing her hands and she keeps doing it when I'm off-guard. I leave her place later on and she says "Call me when you get home" uhh.... no?

She calls me like 4 times a day for a week. We go on another date and it's the EXACT same thing. She gives like 4 super-weirdo dramabombs, then acts super-friendly, then begs for my load all over her, then calls me 100 times.

I broke it off when she "found out" I went to a casino "without her" and she just flipped out on me. I hung up on her and turned my phone off. I go online a few days later and she IMs me and says "Are you still mad at me?"

asfla;ksjf

"I'm not mad at you, I just don't ever want to talk to you again."

and we never spoke again. That was like a year ago. I'm thinking of giving her a call next weekend.

Thoughts?

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some off the top of the head...

1) i was clerking for a federal judge in LA at the time. one night i was hanging out with buddies and didnt want to return her calls during it. she knew my email password at the time, and she emailed the judge and basically said all sorts of personal [censored] about me. he fired me and didnt believe my explanation.

2) ive gotten 3 black eyes from her, despite never laying a finger on her.

3) we were arguing one time in the parking lot of a mall. in the middle of the argument she grabbed my keys and ran into the car, locking the doors. she drove off with my car and didnt come back. i had to cab it home.

4) in undergrad, i was living in a frat house.. and she literally kicked my door down when i was sleeping because i wouldnt finish an argument with her.

5) when i was sleeping one night, she woke up to grab my 5th of seagrams and poured it all over my face to wake me up.

and many more stories...

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It sounds like the problem wasn't the girl, but rather that you failed to keep your pimp-hand strong. Any girl will take advantage of someone who lets her walk all over him and, because your list doesn't end at one, but has seven different stories in it, I'd say that's precisely what happened to you. You simply left her with no ability to respect you at all.

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"walking all over" someone in a relationship is like veto-ing a choice of DVD at blockbuster. or making the other take the trash out every time. or like having to hold your gf's purse when she's shopping.

mine are not examples of a girl walking all over me, they're examples of psychopathic and criminal behavior.

you have to see the difference.

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Don't call Filipino girl back. They are all crazy and stay crazy, I went through almost exactly the same thing. I actually told her that she was a nutcase and she begged that she would change ect but it lasts about a week. The hot sex/I will do anything does not outweigh the crazyness you have to put up with.

I never thought I'd actually say that and believe it..

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Thoughts?

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A+

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you guys should seriously consider dating mexican chicks.

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lol these are great, ty

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I dated this Filipino chick. When we first started talking she tells me to come over some time and says I should spend the night. OKAY?! She's really hot by the way.

So I meet her and she's like hey baby and I say hi or whatever.

She gets in my car and the top is down. IT IS GORGEOUS OUTSIDE. like 80 degrees no humidity. We're in a city so we're not going very fast. She asks if I can drive her to CVS okay. 30 seconds in she's FREAKING OUT.

PUT THE TOP UP, I SPENT ALL DAY DOING MY HAIR IT'S GONNA GET RUINED.

Umm, your hair is straight, what did you have to do? Brush it, maybe?

JUST PUT IT UP.

No, it's nice out.

TAKE ME HOME THEN JUST TAKE ME HOME.

So I contemplate just taking off when she's at CVS because that would just be so [censored] hilarious.(she was like 5 miles from her house) but I bitch out and decide not to.

So she gets back in the car, the top is up. She says nothing, doesn't give a look or a smile, nothing. WTF you bitch! So she's like You wanna get some food? Sounds great, you won't be talking.

Her:Where do you want to go?
Me:I don't care.
Her:Well pick something.
Me: Umm I dunno does Applebee's sound good?
Her: I want Chinese food.
Me: Okay. (asdfasdlasl;kgjfasfq9p70352STAB)
So we get our food. She's busto obviously so I pay and don't care. We eat and she's playing footsie with me which turns in to her foot rubbing all over my [censored]. We're at like a little table in the middle of a restaurant so I take her foot off my dick because that's just WEIRD to do. I start massaging her foot and now we look like cute people instead of nymphos. We finish food and we go watch a movie.

We decide on something that I really don't remember and don't even remember liking or disliking. I'm pretty sure I was bored though. I put her hand on her thigh during the movie and start caressing her and she goes "What are you doing?" ....okay.

We kiss some after the movie. We go play mini golf and she's acting pretty normal again so hey. A lot of people will be like "Maybe she just had a moment" or something. No [censored] way. [censored] like that is never EVER a one time thing nor is it something that's going to happen "once in a while." But whatever. We kiss some more. On the ride home I start caressing her thigh again, figuring she just didn't want to do that in public. Again "What are you doing?"

Ummmm..... okay, I'm never seeing you again.

Back at her place now, she has her bed, I forget what size it's called. Full? It's just bigger than a twin, which is really a good sized bed for two people I think. So she says to me "You bring pajamas?"
No.
"Well, you're not sleeping in that"
So Umm, okay, I take off my shirt.
"You're going to sleep in your jeans?"
Apparently I am not going to sleep in my jeans. I have no idea where things are going but I feel it's in the general direction of GOODville. So I take off my jeans and I'm sitting on her bed and she's changing in to pajamas or something.

I ask her who's sleeping where and she goes "what do you mean?"
30 seconds later my dick was in her mouth.
So we go crazy for hours and the sun's coming up and we sorta pass out.

Next day we go to the beach and she's got her hands down my bathing suit grabbing my ass. Like, a beach with other people. I'm forcibly removing her hands and she keeps doing it when I'm off-guard. I leave her place later on and she says "Call me when you get home" uhh.... no?

She calls me like 4 times a day for a week. We go on another date and it's the EXACT same thing. She gives like 4 super-weirdo dramabombs, then acts super-friendly, then begs for my load all over her, then calls me 100 times.

I broke it off when she "found out" I went to a casino "without her" and she just flipped out on me. I hung up on her and turned my phone off. I go online a few days later and she IMs me and says "Are you still mad at me?"

asfla;ksjf

"I'm not mad at you, I just don't ever want to talk to you again."

and we never spoke again. That was like a year ago. I'm thinking of giving her a call next weekend.

Thoughts?

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imo i thought you played it perfectly. you got what you wanted and you escaped fairly unscathed.

might be worth calling her when you're drunk and want some, but she def sounds like crazy asian bitch material, you can't have a relationship with her.

damn she sounds bipolar.

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She's definitely not relationship material. It would basically be a repeat of dates one and two.

Thinking back, on date two she was putting her hands down my pants in the Chinese restaurant too.(you stood to order like at McDonald's or something)

wow

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alright a few more.

6) at one pt. we were doing long distance between SD and LA. she drove down to SD to see me and was being psycho crazy asian bitch about paying the $35 for the gas. she then went alan greenspan economist on me and said "i drove 2 hrs and have another 2 going back up. that's 4 hours of my time. if my time is worht $15/hr then ive wasted $60 of my time driving down"....i finally caved and just gave her a $100 to shut her trap. she literally ripped it up into a dozen pieces and threw it in the trash.

7) to get back at me (for something i dont recall atm) she posted my cell # on craigslist in the gay personals section. i know this because she called me to tell me that. sweet.

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duuude that last one made my eyes water. ROFL

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haha PUA strategy..

that [censored] def works if you do it right.

when i was in vegas, it got me this girl's number and she's been texting me since.

http://www.pokernews.com/files_en/re...2f5259ea52.jpg

neg hits are EV+

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haha PUA strategy..

that [censored] def works if you do it right.

when i was in vegas, it got me this girl's number and she's been texting me since.

http://www.pokernews.com/files_en/re...2f5259ea52.jpg

neg hits are EV+

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go out w her already you incompetent [censored]

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she moved back to canada temporarily [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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she moved back to canada temporarily [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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go skiing with her already you incompetent [censored]

(i bet she looks hot in ear warmers)

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some off the top of the head...

1) i was clerking for a federal judge in LA at the time. one night i was hanging out with buddies and didnt want to return her calls during it. she knew my email password at the time, and she emailed the judge and basically said all sorts of personal [censored] about me. he fired me and didnt believe my explanation.

2) ive gotten 3 black eyes from her, despite never laying a finger on her.

3) we were arguing one time in the parking lot of a mall. in the middle of the argument she grabbed my keys and ran into the car, locking the doors. she drove off with my car and didnt come back. i had to cab it home.

4) in undergrad, i was living in a frat house.. and she literally kicked my door down when i was sleeping because i wouldnt finish an argument with her.

5) when i was sleeping one night, she woke up to grab my 5th of seagrams and poured it all over my face to wake me up.

and many more stories...

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It sounds like the problem wasn't the girl, but rather that you failed to keep your pimp-hand strong. Any girl will take advantage of someone who lets her walk all over him and, because your list doesn't end at one, but has seven different stories in it, I'd say that's precisely what happened to you. You simply left her with no ability to respect you at all.

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"walking all over" someone in a relationship is like veto-ing a choice of DVD at blockbuster. or making the other take the trash out every time. or like having to hold your gf's purse when she's shopping.

mine are not examples of a girl walking all over me, they're examples of psychopathic and criminal behavior.

you have to see the difference.

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This girl owned you from the first time she screwed you over and you went back to her and she knew it.

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That chick playing poker in the hoody is like my ideal woman.

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some off the top of the head...

1) i was clerking for a federal judge in LA at the time. one night i was hanging out with buddies and didnt want to return her calls during it. she knew my email password at the time, and she emailed the judge and basically said all sorts of personal [censored] about me. he fired me and didnt believe my explanation.

2) ive gotten 3 black eyes from her, despite never laying a finger on her.

3) we were arguing one time in the parking lot of a mall. in the middle of the argument she grabbed my keys and ran into the car, locking the doors. she drove off with my car and didnt come back. i had to cab it home.

4) in undergrad, i was living in a frat house.. and she literally kicked my door down when i was sleeping because i wouldnt finish an argument with her.

5) when i was sleeping one night, she woke up to grab my 5th of seagrams and poured it all over my face to wake me up.

and many more stories...

[/ QUOTE ]

It sounds like the problem wasn't the girl, but rather that you failed to keep your pimp-hand strong. Any girl will take advantage of someone who lets her walk all over him and, because your list doesn't end at one, but has seven different stories in it, I'd say that's precisely what happened to you. You simply left her with no ability to respect you at all.

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"walking all over" someone in a relationship is like veto-ing a choice of DVD at blockbuster. or making the other take the trash out every time. or like having to hold your gf's purse when she's shopping.

mine are not examples of a girl walking all over me, they're examples of psychopathic and criminal behavior.

you have to see the difference.

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This girl owned you from the first time she screwed you over and you went back to her and she knew it.

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i gave her the benefit of the doubt the first 2-3 times. plus, she was insanely hot and we were 20-24.

plus, she was a 1:1 ratio in terms of craziness in life:craziness in bed

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Is this another one of those hooker as a GF GF's?

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Hahahah, I think those that got screwed from a philippine girl should give my hubby a Man of the Year Award...

God only knows how he puts up with it.... Poor sucker.. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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That story lost me when he choose Applebees wtf.

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That story lost me when he choose Applebees wtf.

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LoL Dids dont leave yourself so open to follow up jokes. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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My bosses son used to get beat with a nail driven through a little board by his Korean gf. She was absolutely insane.

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I scrolled and scrolled and scrolled. [censored] OP

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I scrolled and scrolled and scrolled. [censored] OP

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QFT, such threads w/o pics =ban.

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That story lost me when he choose Applebees wtf.

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I thought this was a solid move on his part. Nothing says "I don't want to be with you" like suggesting Applebee's.

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I dated this Filipino chick. When we first started talking she tells me to come over some time and says I should spend the night. OKAY?! She's really hot by the way.

So I meet her and she's like hey baby and I say hi or whatever.

She gets in my car and the top is down. IT IS GORGEOUS OUTSIDE. like 80 degrees no humidity. We're in a city so we're not going very fast. She asks if I can drive her to CVS okay. 30 seconds in she's FREAKING OUT.

PUT THE TOP UP, I SPENT ALL DAY DOING MY HAIR IT'S GONNA GET RUINED.

Umm, your hair is straight, what did you have to do? Brush it, maybe?

JUST PUT IT UP.

No, it's nice out.

TAKE ME HOME THEN JUST TAKE ME HOME.

So I contemplate just taking off when she's at CVS because that would just be so [censored] hilarious.(she was like 5 miles from her house) but I bitch out and decide not to.

So she gets back in the car, the top is up. She says nothing, doesn't give a look or a smile, nothing. WTF you bitch! So she's like You wanna get some food? Sounds great, you won't be talking.

Her:Where do you want to go?
Me:I don't care.
Her:Well pick something.
Me: Umm I dunno does Applebee's sound good?
Her: I want Chinese food.
Me: Okay. (asdfasdlasl;kgjfasfq9p70352STAB)
So we get our food. She's busto obviously so I pay and don't care. We eat and she's playing footsie with me which turns in to her foot rubbing all over my [censored]. We're at like a little table in the middle of a restaurant so I take her foot off my dick because that's just WEIRD to do. I start massaging her foot and now we look like cute people instead of nymphos. We finish food and we go watch a movie.

We decide on something that I really don't remember and don't even remember liking or disliking. I'm pretty sure I was bored though. I put her hand on her thigh during the movie and start caressing her and she goes "What are you doing?" ....okay.

We kiss some after the movie. We go play mini golf and she's acting pretty normal again so hey. A lot of people will be like "Maybe she just had a moment" or something. No [censored] way. [censored] like that is never EVER a one time thing nor is it something that's going to happen "once in a while." But whatever. We kiss some more. On the ride home I start caressing her thigh again, figuring she just didn't want to do that in public. Again "What are you doing?"

Ummmm..... okay, I'm never seeing you again.

Back at her place now, she has her bed, I forget what size it's called. Full? It's just bigger than a twin, which is really a good sized bed for two people I think. So she says to me "You bring pajamas?"
No.
"Well, you're not sleeping in that"
So Umm, okay, I take off my shirt.
"You're going to sleep in your jeans?"
Apparently I am not going to sleep in my jeans. I have no idea where things are going but I feel it's in the general direction of GOODville. So I take off my jeans and I'm sitting on her bed and she's changing in to pajamas or something.

I ask her who's sleeping where and she goes "what do you mean?"
30 seconds later my dick was in her mouth.
So we go crazy for hours and the sun's coming up and we sorta pass out.

Next day we go to the beach and she's got her hands down my bathing suit grabbing my ass. Like, a beach with other people. I'm forcibly removing her hands and she keeps doing it when I'm off-guard. I leave her place later on and she says "Call me when you get home" uhh.... no?

She calls me like 4 times a day for a week. We go on another date and it's the EXACT same thing. She gives like 4 super-weirdo dramabombs, then acts super-friendly, then begs for my load all over her, then calls me 100 times.

I broke it off when she "found out" I went to a casino "without her" and she just flipped out on me. I hung up on her and turned my phone off. I go online a few days later and she IMs me and says "Are you still mad at me?"

asfla;ksjf

"I'm not mad at you, I just don't ever want to talk to you again."

and we never spoke again. That was like a year ago. I'm thinking of giving her a call next weekend.

Thoughts?

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Cool! I just found out she's a tranny!

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haha PUA strategy..

that [censored] def works if you do it right.

when i was in vegas, it got me this girl's number and she's been texting me since.

http://www.pokernews.com/files_en/re...2f5259ea52.jpg

neg hits are EV+

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Is it really true that BBV4L's believe this? If he really made a step further with her, why would he brag about it on a poker forum?

Poker chick + braggin about it at a poker forum = -EV.

Oh snap I gotta go, just got an sms from Roxy Deville.

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Has she wrecked your car yet?

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HAHAHA... is this who i think it is?! You didn't get a federal clerkship! You could hardly get into law school! plus we all saw you on the bus that night... why do you think you were bannned from the house?

if i were you, i'd take that picture down...

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HAHAHA... is this who i think it is?! You didn't get a federal clerkship! You could hardly get into law school! plus we all saw you on the bus that night... why do you think you were bannned from the house?

if i were you, i'd take that picture down...

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registering an account to make anonymous passive aggressive threats over the internet=the pinnacle of human civilization.