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Ask a lurker about being paralyzed

Ask Layzie about Heroin Addiction/Doing Time In Prison (this is different than the prison link above)

I thought both of these were excellent.

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any awesome survivor threads?

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I think the closest may be the one where RJ was a big fav going in and then tarded up the thread so bad he lost. On the other hand, his posts in that thread are so painful I can't imagine anyone reading them all at once, after the fact.

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I respectfully and vehemently disagree. His meltdown was quality entertainment. There's two ways to go about this:

Full thread. This includes some quality Idi/Mr. Francis stuff.

OR

The fun part, where MEbenhoe calls the race and within just a few posts of that RJ's complete meltdown begins. It's a long thread but you really only need to browse through the 100 posts or so after that to see the fun.

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i was going to nominate "japanese porn actresses", but it seems to have been taken down. why?

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I had one recently that was okay (brag)

Seriously, the stillborn one was the best serious one and I think the lathe would be the best comic one. Commodus commenting on the girlfriend is a close second.

Also, heater's horny dog. No peanut butter necessary.

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I'm thinking there should be a predetermined wait period before a thread can be added to the sticky, to make sure that it is indeed a classic

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Lathe

No matter how many times I read it, I laugh.

Lathe rules the day

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i am too lazy to look and playing the pokers atm but the elaine-el d cell phone manners thread was pretty awesome

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Speaking of Elaine, The Vegetarian Torture (origin of "nobody owns a cat")

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I miss Elaine and the drama she caused, OOT needs some new villains.

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.999 = 1, agree? Ultimately moved to SMP, many people will like this one because diebitter actually gets pissed in it.

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Well, I don't accept .333... forever equals 1/3

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Lathe thread FTW.

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1. Penis in the freezer thread

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Despite being an "Internet Gambling" thread, I'm pretty sure that the Pattern Mapper thread belongs here because it was an important step in the metamorphosis of Ulysses to someone who owned OOT so hard that he needed to get his own forum.

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Most of the Top 10 threads by hollywodsam(think thats his sn)
were good

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i am too lazy to look and playing the pokers atm but the elaine-el d cell phone manners thread was pretty awesome

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Speaking of Elaine, The Vegetarian Torture (origin of "nobody owns a cat")

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haha

You can continue to argue along the lines that I'm inconsistent because I don't abstain from participating in ALL animal death, torture, abuse. You can start going on now about my Queer Eye wool rug or about my car's tires or the pesticides used to produce my vegetables...

But the simple fact is my vegetarian lifestyle reduces the overall death and misery on this planet.

edit: Paluka is just as retarded in that thread as elaine.

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I just don't understand how no one has yet mentioned TwoRooks home casino...absolute classic.

Tworooks

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Post a graph of your most recent relationship

Completely forgot about this one. Definitely a great read.

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I just don't understand how no one has yet mentioned TwoRooks home casino...absolute classic.

Tworooks

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probably because its not in oot.

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In the category Most Dramatic, Saddest (or Wow, Nothing We Discuss Matters When This Kind Of Thing Happens):

Dealing with a loss (stillbirth)

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i have yet to open this thread. i dont want to go there.

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i just read it again. its very well written and very very sad.

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Post a graph of your most recent relationship

Completely forgot about this one. Definitely a great read.

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Awesome thread

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It's on the archive server, but I have to nominate

Backhanded compliment

wherein cnfuzzd (pjn) outed pokerjo22 as not an actual girl.

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"two out of three things accomplished in college" was kind of funny.

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knife vs bat

there were actually 2 for some reason

original

2nd one

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chuddo doesn't like Ramzi's, Olivia blogs about it.

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Post a graph of your most recent relationship

Completely forgot about this one. Definitely a great read.

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I enjoyed this one.

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OOT's wit at it's finest. Not excruciatingly long and almost filler-free. Perhaps too much inside humor for noobs though.

Potential OOT Posts in the Year 2060

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Freaking Fabulous

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Very sweet, but the extensive gutting of material in it and locking up of the blog it pointed to took a bunch of the laughs out of it. That said, it was still one of the funnier threads we've ever had.

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nt!,

if you would bring back the ZBTHorton and NCpaperboy trainwrecks, you would have the highest mod approval rating in the history of OOT. Just something to think about.

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Yeah the paperboy trainwreck was hilarious. Hard not to wind up liking the guy in the end, sorry he had to go out that way.

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knife vs bat

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original

2nd one

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This one will repeat again, too.

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We could always do it in this thread!

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LOL at sklansky thinking he's in better shape then most guys his age in the five year old question from astro.

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knife vs bat

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2nd one

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God, these threads always put me on tilt from people arguing for the bat.

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bat ftw, and it's not even close.

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bat ftw, and it's not even close.

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Yep.

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chuddo doesn't like Ramzi's, Olivia blogs about it.

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good call, hollywod.

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isn't "greatest OOT threads" an anomaly?

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isn't "greatest OOT threads" an anomaly?

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don't you mean oxymoron?

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I don't know how I missed it, but add my vote for the bat v knife thread, jesus.

I am 3/4 of the way through the first one and my head is about to explode.

btw, bat ftw.

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Theres that one where PDPG owns the physics question? Had a lot of pictures, something about a jet, or a fan on a skateboard was another one?

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don't you mean oxymoron?

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ironically, yes, and yes, i'm a moron.

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The god damned son of a bitch one with the plane and the treadmill? [censored] that thread right in the ass, I still don't get it.