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this asks for pics of the ass..

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this begs for pics of the ass..

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this asks for pics of the ass..

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Maybe tonite.

Anyway, this post was really about the absurd flatulence I'm expecting tonite. Fart cures anyone?

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I don't think Freddie Mercury had sex with many women.

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Brian May wrote it.

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Beat: Knows QUEEN trivia.

~Mike

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Beat? Queen rocks, WTF.

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this asks for pics of the ass..

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Maybe tonite.

Anyway, this post was really about the absurd flatulence I'm expecting tonite. Fart cures anyone?

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If you're in the car, turn the radio up. I'd recommend going to a crowded, loud bar. Blame the smell on dead animals/open sewage pipes/skunk etc.

~Mike

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this asks for pics of the ass..

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Maybe tonite.

Anyway, this post was really about the absurd flatulence I'm expecting tonite. Fart cures anyone?

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Just try to sh!t it all out before you go. Make it bleed!

dont forget the pictures, i like round ass aswell

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haha nice. Try some of those gas-x strips or whatever they are called.

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this asks for pics of the ass..

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Maybe tonite.

Anyway, this post was really about the absurd flatulence I'm expecting tonite. Fart cures anyone?

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If you're in the car, turn the radio up. I'd recommend going to a crowded, loud bar. Blame the smell on dead animals/open sewage pipes/skunk etc.

~Mike

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Well we will be in a loud crowded bar. Maybe i can just tip the bartender in advance to take the blame.

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beano ftw!!!

http://www.beanogas.com/

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What is the word for being attracted to obese people? I mean they have a word for being attracted to dead people (necrophelia) and little kids (pedophile) I think they should definetely have one for liking obese people, how about fattophile?

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I don't think Freddie Mercury had sex with many women.

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Brian May wrote it.

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Beat: Knows QUEEN trivia.

~Mike

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Beat? Queen rocks, WTF.

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Yes.. I look forward to that video of all the WSOP winners from '07 gathered around a poker table singing "We Are The Champions" with teary eyes and video clips of the finishes on ESPN.

~Mike

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Why the [censored] is there written "your text here" upside down across her top?

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http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...920hg1copy.jpg

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haha nice.

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That's the plan. Now what's everyone talking about text across her? Other than this, I don't see it? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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look at her right boob. it says "Your text here."
only the e and the . are on her boob, the rest is on her tshirt

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she is looking for sponsorship

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What is the word for being attracted to obese people? I mean they have a word for being attracted to dead people (necrophelia) and little kids (pedophile) I think they should definetely have one for liking obese people, how about fattophile?

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plumpers obv

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she is looking for cookies

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look at her right boob. it says "Your text here."
only the e and the . are on her boob, the rest is on her tshirt

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Hmmmmm...I see the e. but not the rest. Oh well.

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are you color blind? I'm being serious. That text was one of the first things I noticed when I saw the pic.

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look at her right boob. it says "Your text here."
only the e and the . are on her boob, the rest is on her tshirt

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Hmmmmm...I see the e. but not the rest. Oh well.

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You got a bad screen or toned it [censored] dark?

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are you color blind? I'm being serious. That text was one of the first things I noticed when I saw the pic.

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No, but my monitor is pretty crappy. Both the text and her top look black.

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don't be discouraged op, i think she looks very pretty and i'm sure you two will make a very nice couple

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rfl havent read any of the thread, saw the pics and i almost threw up

keep dating the fatties my man, but that bitch is not even close to even "ok" , let alone [censored] hot

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don't be discouraged op, i think she looks very pretty and i'm sure you two will make a very nice couple

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You got pix? I for one, would love to see pix of FalloutGirl.

~Mike

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Further brag: she has two heads?

Also how old is she? I want to score a big cougar like this in Vegas...tips?

Finally, we are known as "chubby chasers" ftw.

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porky porkers?

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Also how old is she? I want to score a big cougar like this in Vegas...tips?

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Early 30s. LOL, she's not even really that chubby. Her waist is pretty thin, it's just her ass and boobs that are big and she has kind of a round face.

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i like what you've got going there ... wrap it

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here you go FBG, i made it specially for your monitor!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...urtexthere.gif

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shes an ug

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shes an ug2

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FYP Daniel!

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Not to be a hater, but op is playing fast-n-loose with the word 'hot'.

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Yeah not that hot but I bet she can bang like a steel garbage can going downhill in San Fransisco

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i wud only SIIHP and thats it.. no messing around

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My experience with slightly chubby women like this is that their clothes will hide a good 10-15 pounds. Once you find yourself past the point of no return, she'll go from a solid 5.5 to a low 3 once her shirt comes off.

EDIT: If you are overweight or poor this is what you get.

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trip report?