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I liked her more when her titts were real

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Wait, they're not real?! So disappointed. I take back my earlier statement.

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Alobar,

I thought they were real, too. If they're actually fake, then I completely don't get why everyone EXCEPT for you talks about how great her [censored] are. Wouldn't more people be chiming in with comments like, "Just more plastic," or, "I hate fake boobs?"

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Whenever I see big boobs like hers I find myself wanting to use them as punching bags. Is that wrong?

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They're real. She's preggo right now.

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She was the hottest as the stripper in Dogma. I could watch that scene all night.

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Call me crazy, but she just doesn't do it for me.

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You would be called 'gay', not crazy.

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she's very hit and miss imo. sometimes (eg. dogma) she looks awesome, and other times (eg. first picture in this thread) she looks rugged.

she is probably the highest variance chick ive ever seen, ranging from a 5 to a 9.

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obv fake

Hell if I care though. Damn...

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wow suddenly i have a desire for campari

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i have never understood the obsession with her.

look at her face in that first pick.

super overrated.

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Hottest. Chick. Ever.

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Alobar,

I thought they were real, too. If they're actually fake, then I completely don't get why everyone EXCEPT for you talks about how great her [censored] are. Wouldn't more people be chiming in with comments like, "Just more plastic," or, "I hate fake boobs?"

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*Shrug* all I know is they look ALOT bigger than they used to. Maybe shes been preggers for the last 2 years, I dunno. All I know is they are way bigger than back in the day. I dont follow celeb gossip so I wouldnt know if she had surgery or whatever, I just naturally assumed she got implants

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I liked her more when her titts were real

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Yeah, still hot though.

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She's preggo right now.

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Then she's preggo with fake boobies.

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Before and after shots showing the obvious augmentation. Again, I still think she's ridiculously hot, despite the fake boobs.

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I love this thread.

http://movies.donyell.net/images/salma-hayek-34.jpg

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Call me crazy, but she just doesn't do it for me. Anyone else out there feel the same?


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Uhh...actually, no.

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She's hot, but I have to strongly disagree with everyone saying she's the hottest chick ever, or that she's a ten.

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Call me crazy, but she just doesn't do it for me. Anyone else out there feel the same?

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Yeah, but don't tell anybody. She's definately hot, but not anywhere near a 10, nor in the top 100 hottest women.

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Thread delivers.

Anyone who says she's less than a 10, I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but you're wrong.

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I hope the Hayeks produce very thirsty babies.

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LOL! well done

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she does nothing for me. she has big titties. who the f cares?

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http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content...11-27-2006.jpg

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She looks like a tranny in this picture.

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i think she got jobbed at some point but i think they were good before that too. and as fakers go i've seen much worse.

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Great body but her face isn't incredible or anything. Certainly plenty of hotter women out there.

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i would be pretty disappointed in my life if salma hayek were the most attractive woman i ever slept with.

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Those [censored] are proof that there is a good plastic surgeon and that he does, in fact, love us.

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FYP

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Call me crazy, but she just doesn't do it for me. Anyone else out there feel the same?

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Ban.

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i would be pretty disappointed in my life if salma hayek were the most attractive woman i ever slept with.

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I think I could live with that shame.

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I'd hit her if she didn't open her mouth. She's a first rate bitch.

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http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/2...ekdogmazv5.jpg

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Call me crazy, but she just doesn't do it for me. Anyone else out there feel the same?

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no

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Salma skinning dips with some douche:

bodysurfing link

sorry, the quality of the clip sucks.

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Great body but her face isn't incredible or anything. Certainly plenty of hotter women out there.

[/ QUOTE ] She has a face?

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Great body but her face isn't incredible or anything. Certainly plenty of hotter women out there.

[/ QUOTE ] I don't know about anyone else but I can't actually see her face in any of these pictures.

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...this is why everyone's going nuts over her. She has big [censored], but imo they're actualy getting bigger then I really like now that she got a boob job.

hot, but maybe only an 8 on a good day. Her stripping in dogma was pretty good though.

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i would be pretty disappointed in my life if salma hayek were the most attractive woman i ever slept with.

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Couldn't have said it any better.

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Her jaw is square enough to take her face down to a 9, but her body is a 10 all the way. Freakishly skinny waist perfectly topped by a great chest. That said, I prefer the natural version. But this is one hell of a good looking woman, and nowhere near ordinary enough to rank only an 8. And an 8 is pretty good! Last step before the stratosphere.

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Her stripping in Dogma does not even begin to compare to the strip scene in FDTD.

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I just don't understand how that red dress picture can't do it for someone.

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Great body but her face isn't incredible or anything. Certainly plenty of hotter women out there.

[/ QUOTE ] I don't know about anyone else but I can't actually see her face in any of these pictures.

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...this is why everyone's going nuts over her. She has big [censored], but imo they're actualy getting bigger then I really like now that she got a boob job.

hot, but maybe only an 8 on a good day. Her stripping in dogma was pretty good though.

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i would be pretty disappointed in my life if salma hayek were the most attractive woman i ever slept with.

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Couldn't have said it any better.

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Ok so in the other thread you were all like "ZOMG Allison Stokke=hottest chick evar!", even though other than that one picture she's probably an 8 at best. you also said she was hotter than Scarjo and it "wasn't even close". Now youre saying that Salma Hayek is an 8 on a good day? Jesus christ, your opinion on chicks sucks