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krantz: how much would you charge somebody to keep you out of the pit during the series?

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$20k, 40k hands, post more on here and get good. Play a little live one weekend. 10k hands in 1/2PL omaha and turn a moderate profit. Play a 650 wsop sattelite on stars and win a seat.

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60k hands at 400nl
$20k+
continue running good
improve

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Nail some chicks
5k+ would help with my summer start.

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Almost 12 buy ins @ 5/10 in less than 2k hands. May baby! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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goal is to find a regular on stars who wont sit out when it gets headsup

i swear there are absolutely 0

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Anyone want FTP $?
I will take Absolute, Stars or UB in return.
Looking for 10k

Thanks

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get coached at 2/4 (rofl). 10k would be nice for me, 30-50k hands sounds like a doable goal.

if my BR > 25 buyins, not gonna look at cashier till v end of month.

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25k hands before vacation on 17th
Play good

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that sounds like a good goal, as i'm also going on vacation the 17th!

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a 20k+ month would be nice

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anyone else going to turning stone this next week?

gary stevenson, myself, and a few others will be there, maybe carrotsnake. mostly tourney donks.

oh, and my goal is a 40k month.

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some cool hands from my session..

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($806)
Hero ($607.10)
UTG ($403)
MP ($278.50)
Button ($251.10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $16</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $48</font>, MP calls $32.

Flop: ($98) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $56</font>, MP calls $56.

Turn: ($210) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $174.5 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $174.50.

River: ($559) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $559

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qd Qc (two pair, queens and nines).
MP has 4s 5s (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $559. </font>


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

UTG ($1045.10)
Hero ($723.50)
CO ($424.10)
Button ($59.90)
SB ($374.45)
BB ($242.70)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $14</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $14, SB calls $12, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($46) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $32</font>, Hero calls $32, Button folds.

Turn: ($110) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $75</font>, SB calls $75.

River: ($260) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $602.5 (All-In)</font>, SB calls $253.45 (All-In).

Final Pot: $1115.95

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 8s 8h (two pair, eights and threes).
Hero has 9s 9c (two pair, nines and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $1115.95. </font>

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (2 handed) internettexasholdem.com

BB ($382)
Hero ($423.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $40</font>, Hero calls $28.

Flop: ($80) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $55</font>, Hero calls $55.

Turn: ($190) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $287 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $287.

River: ($764) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $764

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Qh As (two pair, fours and twos).
Hero has 3c 3s (two pair, fours and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins $764. </font>

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[ QUOTE ]
anyone else going to turning stone this next week?

gary stevenson, myself, and a few others will be there, maybe carrotsnake. mostly tourney donks.

oh, and my goal is a 40k month.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll be there sunday-tuesday.

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Play well, play ~100 hours, move back to 5/10.

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$20k plz

lol started the month off with a live poker session. pro - my local casion now spreads a 100-300 buyin 1/2 nl game (used to just be 100 max). beat - i dropped 200 playing it against droolers. full ring sucks.

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Don't tilt, maybe hit a goddamn combo draw here or there, try not to hate every second I play.

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Wow today was nuts played for about 6 hours, got stuck 7k in about the first 90 minutes. (only playing 3/6 and 5/10 with a little 10/20) Grinded the rest of the night ended up down only about $400,,,,F MAY

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anyone that wants to upload pics, etc, i made a quick script:

http://www.pkrimages.com/

You can upload pics and it displays the URL to it. Just something quick I made up. Ill make it look fanceir etc some day but for now the functonality is there

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10k playing 400NL

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hoenstly this is so [censored] gay

played 2.5k hands and made 1 [censored] buyhin. gahhhhhhhhh end of session this time went so bad

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It seemed like you were up on most tables. What happened?

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so far may is off to a bad start... but i will be crushing soon!

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so far may is off to a bad start... but i will be crushing soon!

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Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $215.40
BB: $513.47
<font color="black">UTG: $469.20</font>
MP: $238.45
CO: $22.95
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $246.65</font>

<font color="black">Reads: </font>ok so villain is 44/22 here. Notice this new feature? Cool eh?

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $7</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $17

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($51) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $38</font>, UTG calls $38

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($127) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $89</font>, UTG calls $89

<font color="black">River:</font> ($305) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $97</font>, Hero calls all-in for $95.65
Uncalled bet of $1.35 returned to UTG

Pot Size: $496.30 ($3 Rake)

UTG had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight Nine to King) and WON ( $246.65)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and LOST (-$246.65)



New READS feature on the converter. Figure it helps to promote people giving reads on hands they post and also thought it'd be cool to add.

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Woot -6k on day one of the month. Tilted for the first time in months. On life tilt right now, i'm buying a house and the sale has been really difficult &amp; stressfull. So in total i'm down like -110k for the month.

busto here i come, honestly feel a bit burnt out with it all.

WTF is PXF?

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I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] making big calls vs. crazies.


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">tagtastic (BB): $1104</font>
SB: $1060.10

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> tagtastic is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $12</font>, tagtastic calls $8

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($24) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
tagtastic checks, <font color="red">SB bets $24</font>, tagtastic calls $24

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($72) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
tagtastic checks, <font color="red">SB bets $32</font>, <font color="red">tagtastic raises to $168</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $304</font>, tagtastic calls $136

<font color="black">River:</font> ($680) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
tagtastic checks, <font color="red">SB bets $680</font>, tagtastic calls $680

Pot Size: $2040 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (King Nine high) and LOST (-$1020)
tagtastic had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Sixes and Fives) and WON ($1018)






Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $804.10
<font color="black">tagtastic (SB): $677.50</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> tagtastic is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">tagtastic raises to $12</font>, BB calls $8

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($24) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">tagtastic bets $16</font>, BB calls $16

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($56) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $56</font>, tagtastic calls $56

<font color="black">River:</font> ($168) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets all-in for $720.10</font>, tagtastic calls all-in for $593.50
Uncalled bet of $126.60 returned to BB

Pot Size: $1355 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$677.50)
tagtastic had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON ($676.50)


I played 5,146 other hands today, but apparently I didn't make very much on all those combined since I ended up +$2k.

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Hey tipi, decisi per mostrare fuori delle mie abilità di lingua. Realmente comunque I'm ancora che annaspa sopra alcune mani della mazza. Prova da andare a letto, eccedenza in qualche modo felice che vince una compera, ma anche eccedenza in qualche modo triste di I'll che "could've" stato.

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[ QUOTE ]
It seemed like you were up on most tables. What happened?

[/ QUOTE ]

AQo v KK aipf heads up table, i lose.
QQ v KK aipff full ring, i lose.
AQ vs half stack against K7o that called a reraise on a K T xr flop, i lose.
1.5 buyins vs bill ivey, he was 3betting me alot, i took a stand where he turned 2pair (we got all the money in there, not like i played it well, but i think im happy with it) and I didnt suck out (I had equity though).
TT vs a guy who called 1/4th of his stack w/ 66 who hit his set, we got all in, i lose.
JJ v half stack's KK, i lose.

really, no bad beats, I cant really complain, just that they all happened around the same time, and I didnt suck out once. normally you know, i suck out every once in a while =p

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Villain below is Bill Ivey:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($640.65)
UTG ($2308.55)
UTG+1 ($645)
MP1 ($576.55)
MP2 ($817.55)
CO ($704.65)
Button ($583.45)
SB ($485.05)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $18</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP2 calls $18, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls $15, Hero calls $12.

Flop: ($72) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 bets $42</font>, SB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $192</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises to $799.55</font>, Hero calls $430.65 (All-In).

Turn: ($1494.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($1494.20) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $1494.20


May 1 complete.

2,913 hands at 400NL, 600NL, and 1000NL. +$4,220.35

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ok... what the [censored] did he show up there with?

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Bobbo,

Why the sudden switch to FR?

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[ QUOTE ]
anyone else going to turning stone this next week?

gary stevenson, myself, and a few others will be there, maybe carrotsnake. mostly tourney donks.

oh, and my goal is a 40k month.

[/ QUOTE ]

i'll be there killing both tournaments and cash games and not sleeping ever

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God, I'm playing terrible and running terrible. Gonna take a break soon. I'll be at TS also.

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[ QUOTE ]
Hey tipi, decisi per mostrare fuori delle mie abilità di lingua. Realmente comunque I'm ancora che annaspa sopra alcune mani della mazza. Prova da andare a letto, eccedenza in qualche modo felice che vince una compera, ma anche eccedenza in qualche modo triste di I'll che "could've" stato.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ask for your money back, this Italian translator doesn't work at all.
[img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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played 4100 hands today of NL2/4.
Went to showdown.. 19%
Won $ at showdown... 38%

lol

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I had my biggest losing session since a while yesterday. After 1000 hands I went to showdown 25% and won 60% and was down 2 buy-ins, I finished down 2-3 buy-ins: went to SD 25% won at showdown 57%! What went wrong there? I never before had such stats AND was LOSING money...

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like jesus man, not once in my poker career have i finished a session and been like, 'hmm i wonder what my went to showdown and won $ at showdown were.' immediately after a session my only thoughts are on hands that i may have misplayed, big pots that i won, analyzing how i did, etc. I just had a great session where I ran really well, and the only thing I'm thinking about is maybe I should have bet that turn or not valuebet the river in the hand where I lost 1/2 a buy in because I gave him a free card and he got there on the river. not, 'damn i run so bad these donkeys keep sucking out'. just admit one time that you played like [censored] balls in a session because everyone here thinks that chances are you're not very good.

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[ QUOTE ]
played 4100 hands today of NL2/4.
Went to showdown.. 19%
Won $ at showdown... 38%

lol

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if you haven't gotten a MSNL coach yet you are insane

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lol.
I know I played bad. No problem with admitting that. And be sure that the first thing I do is checking my hands after each session.
But those stats seem like a big curiosity to me. So whatever, if u don't think so shut up and mind ur own business. And if someone has experienced the same or has something to say I will be interested.
Because as u surely know it's normal to be losing after a session like reef's with a very low won at SD, but my stats are normally indicating a winning session and I am wondering if one can analyze a leak out of this abnormality.

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[ QUOTE ]
played 4100 hands today of NL2/4.
Went to showdown.. 19%
Won $ at showdown... 38%

lol

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I saw you up at 3/6NL yesterday I think. You thinking of moving up?

Mark