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denco 11-22-2007 02:50 AM

Re: Great/terrible movies
 
alien vs. predator.

boa vs. python.

When any animal either terrestrial or not is pitted against another, it makes for great cinema.

Golden_Rhino 11-22-2007 02:53 AM

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http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2...ammoviejj4.jpg

Whoever said this was correct.

Claunchy 11-22-2007 02:54 AM

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21times,

[x] Making that poll

Praetor 11-22-2007 07:45 AM

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wow I wikipediaed Boa vs Python, I want to see that now \o/

zyrrth 11-22-2007 11:27 AM

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tank girl

Dorothy Mantooth 11-22-2007 12:10 PM

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Any Adam Sandler comedy.

Dorothy Mantooth 11-22-2007 12:14 PM

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bump

just watched The Monster Squad for the first time in years. the movie is awesome for the following (spoilers):

none of the actors' careers have gone anywhere. if you look them up on imdb, like the last thing one guy did was an ep of Mr. Belvedere in '89.

Sean gets a message from his mom. "Mr. Alucard called - interested in the journal you found." Sean takes out a notepad and starts writing down the name. His hands begin to tremble as he unscrambles the letters and he writes "Dracula." So basically Dracula called up this kid, couldn't think of a clever fake name, so just left his name backwards and no way to contact him.

the squad goes to a mysterious old man's house to elicit his help. he invites them in. the next shot is the old man holding a knife saying, "boys, your time is almost up!" then the camera zooms out to show the boys enjoying delicious pie. the old man cuts a slice and says, "it's your last chance for pie!" who the [censored] talks like that when offering their guests pie?

the squad has successfully retrieved the amulet from Dracula's lair, but the old vampire is in hot pursuit! the squad heads to their rallying point at the church where they will perform the ceremony to defeat evil. Dracula breaks off pursuit to go chuck a block of dynamite into their clubhouse. then he goes to battle them at the church. he didn't blow up their clubhouse for any reason, just to be a dick or something.

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In crayon...

Dear Army Guys,

Come quick. There are monsters.

Love,
Eugene


Awesome movie that is up on youtube, google it.

xorbie 11-22-2007 12:25 PM

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Any Adam Sandler comedy.

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Horrible. Some of those are just funny. Click is awesome. Some are just horribly unfunny, and not in a way that makes them great (Little Nicky).

Dorothy Mantooth 11-22-2007 12:48 PM

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Click is OK at best, and not a true Sandler comedy as it wasn't written by Adam and Tim Herlihy with roles going to five certain actors. Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison and Little Nicky to be more specific on my previous blanket statement. Arguably The Waterboy is also in this list.

Runkmud 11-22-2007 02:18 PM

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http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r...8L__AA280_.jpg

FTW

private joker 11-22-2007 07:13 PM

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big trouble in little china is a superb addition to this list.

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God I hate threads like this because of posts like this.

Here's some more good additions:

Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Goonies
Gremlins
Ghostbusters
Beverly Hills Cop
The Fugitive
Speed
Die Hard
Enter the Dragon






Oh wait, sorry I was mistaken. Those are all just good entertaining, well-made popcorn movies like Big Trouble in Little China.





Sheesh.



Swede was right. Best suggestion so far is Gymkata. Bloodsport also acceptable.

gumpzilla 11-22-2007 07:23 PM

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Oh wait, sorry I was mistaken. Those are all just good entertaining, well-made popcorn movies like Big Trouble in Little China. . . . Swede was right. Best suggestion so far is Gymkata. Bloodsport also acceptable.

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Bloodsport seems to me like it could fit in pretty well with the movies you listed.

I realize that approximately .002% of humanity will agree with me on this one, but I feel this way about Gladiator. I definitely enjoyed it and would watch again, but something about the whole enterprise feels very off to me upon repeat viewings. And yes, obviously the filmmaking is skilled and well-executed, which I'm sure is not the case in Gymkata. There is still some sense in which Gladiator seems to me to be a bad movie, but I enjoy it anyway.

Hamish McBagpipe 11-22-2007 07:45 PM

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Before you get trashed by the legions of Gladiator fans here put me in the .002%. It is a good movie that I liked better the first time when it was called Braveheart. No way is it close to best picture material. Anyhow, doesn't really fit the Great/terrible criteria.

DrunkHamster 11-22-2007 08:11 PM

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Surely Starship Troopers counts here if anything does...

wannabe2 11-22-2007 08:59 PM

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worst movie ever made hands down
28 days later
/thread

Golden_Rhino 11-22-2007 09:21 PM

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worst movie ever made hands down
28 days later
/thread

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I am by no means an expert, but:

A: I think you misread the subject.

B: I am pretty sure there are worse movies than 28 days later. 28 Weeks Later for instance.

supermangina 11-23-2007 04:54 PM

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Great movie...check out No Country for Old Men say the advanced screening

One of the best villains ever imo

Kimbell175113 11-23-2007 05:06 PM

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Surely Starship Troopers counts here if anything does...

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But all the 'terrible' stuff was intentional. I think ST is just 'great.'

Khaos4k 11-23-2007 05:35 PM

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Snakes on a mother [censored] plane

Kimbell175113 11-23-2007 05:40 PM

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big trouble in little china is a superb addition to this list.

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God I hate threads like this because of posts like this.

Here's some more good additions:

Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Goonies
Gremlins
Ghostbusters
Beverly Hills Cop
The Fugitive
Speed
Die Hard
Enter the Dragon






Oh wait, sorry I was mistaken. Those are all just good entertaining, well-made popcorn movies like Big Trouble in Little China.





Sheesh.



Swede was right. Best suggestion so far is Gymkata. Bloodsport also acceptable.

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mmm, I have an urge to argue that some of those in your list aren't that great, but your point is A++ and should have popped up in this thread a long time ago

dragonystic 11-24-2007 01:25 AM

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http://daw.dyndns.org/images/movies/...tion%20man.jpg

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You win.

cbebop007 11-24-2007 02:14 AM

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Wow, I was about to kill Private Joker before I finished reading his post...

Waterworld was a good pick. Mine would be those volcano movies: Dante's Peak and Volcano.

Low Key 11-24-2007 02:17 AM

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Does Independence Day count? I love that movie, ergo, it must suck.

johnnylovescandy 11-24-2007 03:05 AM

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I've already seen "Waiting for Guffman" 3 times, and I'll probably see it again...

daxtrader 11-24-2007 04:44 AM

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This movie f'in rocks/sucks balls.
http://www.limbueytor.com/upload/Kickboxer.jpg

cpitt398 11-24-2007 05:38 AM

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http://www.videoservicecorp.com/imag...%20it%20on.jpg

gumpzilla 11-24-2007 12:57 PM

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http://www.videoservicecorp.com/imag...%20it%20on.jpg

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Now THIS is a very solid choice for this thread.

JokersAttack 11-24-2007 09:01 PM

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http://www.ilovethe80s.com/bloodsport.jpg

burns-1986 11-24-2007 10:08 PM

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http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/c...et_fighter.jpg

JokersAttack 11-24-2007 11:08 PM

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http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/...RL._SS500_.jpg

memoryzero 11-24-2007 11:20 PM

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Blood sport for sure, the chase scene with Forrest Whitaker is hilarious. Also (may have been mentioned already) Action Jackson, Cobra, and Revenge of the nerds.

Grue 11-24-2007 11:57 PM

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http://www.homevideos.com/movies-covers/Spy%20Game.jpg

I think I'm the only one in the world who really likes this movie and I'm not quite sure why.

KneeCo 11-25-2007 12:01 AM

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http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1...llratscpk2.jpg

bronx bomber 11-25-2007 01:05 AM

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Army of Darkness......hands down the winner IMO.

johnnylovescandy 11-25-2007 01:50 AM

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Blood sport for sure, the chase scene with Forrest Whitaker is hilarious. Also (may have been mentioned already) Action Jackson, Cobra, and Revenge of the nerds.

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"Revenge of the Nerds" doesn't belong anywhere near this thread.

Eagles 11-25-2007 05:48 AM

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The program is [censored] awesome

How can so many van damme movies be mentioned without anyone syaing sudden death>

bellytimber 11-25-2007 05:09 PM

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Deep Blue Sea
Bloodsport
Devil's Advocate
Clash of the Titans
Rocky III
Witchboard
Point Break
Cocktail
Road House

some people so missed the point in this thread, terms that should have been used more include campy, guilty pleasure, gratuitous, swayzefied

11-25-2007 05:16 PM

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What is the point of this thread???

NotFadeAway 11-25-2007 06:25 PM

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Army of Darkness......hands down the winner IMO.

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Great choice, but I'm not sure the movie is truly 'terrible.'

NotFadeAway 11-25-2007 06:30 PM

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http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1...llratscpk2.jpg

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No way. Mallrats flat out rules.


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