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Don't you guys have locks on your doors? seriously.

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i was pregaming for the real thing...or if not, i was a little to tired...nvm, i admit i have no real explenation for my actions. I though all guys do this, no?

update: i woke up at like 12 and my mom ready left for work and i left to school, so we are in the clear

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i was pregaming for the real thing...or if not, i was a little to tired...nvm, i admit i have no real explenation for my actions. I though all guys do this, no?

update: i woke up at like 12 and my mom ready left for work and i left to school, so we are in the clear

[/ QUOTE ]beat: op thinks this is standard

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Don't you guys have locks on your doors? seriously.

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Dude locking your door is just the same.

If they pull the door and its locked they know exactly what you are up to, which makes it almost the same level of embarrassing.

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well wtf are they opening your closed door without knocking anyway?

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Trying to catch him jerk it obv.

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Trying to catch him jerk it obv.

[/ QUOTE ]lol solid

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This post is hilarious. You guys may continue...

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well wtf are they opening your closed door without knocking anyway?

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I told them several times to knock if my door is closed and they took that like they had to knock at the SAME TIME AS THEY ARE OPENING THE GODDAMN DOOR.

Luckily I moved out 5 years ago.

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well, im pretty much over the whole thing, pretty sure my mom doesnt care....but i have decided, pretending to jerk off is -ev and i don't think ill be doing it again. Thanks for the support from those like 2 people

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well, im pretty much over the whole thing, pretty sure my mom doesnt care....but i have decided, pretending to jerk off is -ev and i don't think ill be doing it again. Thanks for the support from those like 2 people

[/ QUOTE ]why would you stop pretending to masturbate? what about all the pretend orgasms you'll miss out on?

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beat OFF :my mom cauhgt me PRETENDING to jackaff...she thinks i really was

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variance: appearing more of a pervert to mom and 2+2 than if caught in the real act.

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beat: u still live with ur mom

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Brag= Your mom came into your room looking for condoms so I could pillage her

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Brag= Your mom came into your room looking for condoms so I could pillage her

[/ QUOTE ]so she goes in to the guys room who fake masturbates? she was setting herself up for disapointment

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What exactly is the point of fake masturbating?

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What exactly is the point of fake masturbating?

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once i pretended to [censored] on a woman's face
and then i accidentally did
then she woke up

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once i pretended to [censored] on a woman's face
and then i accidentally did
then she woke up

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well played sir

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fake = fish

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how're the guns?

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I always hated when people would knock on my door and then turn the knob, or wait for me to say "what?" then try the knob. I didnt say "come in," you retard. The thing is that they just assume you are jerking off since its locked, so I decided to level them. I will lock my door about 50% of the time Im in my room and 100% when Im jerking off.

Im not quite sure if this is a good plan, since maybe they just assume that Im always jerking it? But hopefully I they jsut figure that I lock my door a lot.

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I always hated when people would knock on my door and then turn the knob, or wait for me to say "what?" then try the knob. I didnt say "come in," you retard. The thing is that they just assume you are jerking off since its locked, so I decided to level them. I will lock my door about 50% of the time Im in my room and 100% when Im jerking off.

Im not quite sure if this is a good plan, since maybe they just assume that Im always jerking it? But hopefully I they jsut figure that I lock my door a lot.

[/ QUOTE ]i guess you showed them

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I always hated when people would knock on my door and then turn the knob, or wait for me to say "what?" then try the knob. I didnt say "come in," you retard. The thing is that they just assume you are jerking off since its locked, so I decided to level them. I will lock my door about 50% of the time Im in my room and 100% when Im jerking off.

Im not quite sure if this is a good plan, since maybe they just assume that Im always jerking it? But hopefully I they jsut figure that I lock my door a lot.

[/ QUOTE ]i guess you showed them

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yes, I showed them that my door being locked doesnt mean Im masterbating, that was the point of my post, thanks.

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I don't understand. Is this like air guitar?

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lmao op for mod

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I wanted to put an actual peen but i'm now officially scared of the banstick.

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http://www.geocities.com/seinfeld_soundbites/amuse.wav
Is this about how it went?

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lolz morons

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nh chump change

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That picture is awesome.

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nh chump change

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Ty. I needed at least one person to give me MSPaint validation. I'm proud of that one.

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Beat - Parents move my bed one day when I was a freshman in high school and found a bottle of liquid soap and vaseline. My mom was honestly totally clueless as to why I had that there. My dad was just trying not to laugh.

Most. Embarrassing. Moment. Ever.