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tomorrow i'm going to the gym and leaving fake diamonds all over. i wonder how many will end up eaten.

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tomorrow i'm going to the gym and leaving fake diamonds all over. i wonder how many will end up eaten.

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post of the millenium

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Congrats to OP, this is a sweet thread.

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if it turns out real, this could be the robusto story of a lifetime. I'll flip until I'm swimmin in diamondzzz and buy diamond cars, diamond houses, diamond golddd

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tomorrow i'm going to the gym and leaving fake diamonds all over. i wonder how many will end up eaten.

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hahaha

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yesturday i went to the gym and left fake diamonds all over. i wonder how many ended up gettin eaten.

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Hysterical.

A thread that finally delivers. This will be up there for best of the year.

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yesturday i went to the gym and left fake diamonds all over. i wonder how many ended up gettin eaten.

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Lol 1 and counting

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At first I thought this had to be a fake story but wow...just wow.

A+, would read again!

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Epilogue:

SPB, after puking into a strainer and fishing around for his 'diamond,' felt gross and sweaty after his ordeal.

"Damn," he said. "I could use a shower."

Without thinking, he flipped the diamond back in his mouth...

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I can't lie.

Smart thinking with the stainer. Comming from a guy who ate a diamond, I expected a big mess if you were to puke it up and look for it.

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update:

it's fake

after some quick googling I found this picture on a forum comparing cubic zirconia to real diamond placed over a pen dot

left=fake , real=right
http://www.diamond.info/forum/upload...1107021842.jpg



this one is mine [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/912/dia3lt7.jpg

sigh, I should have left it in there

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A++

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wow didn't no that. can't believe i learnt something in this thread

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this thread has everything

I nominate it for feel good thread of the week (it'd be the month, but there's an 800 post erotic high school sex story to contend with or something)

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call Brick Top, one of the boys will be happy to disembowel you, just hope the pigs finish the job quickly

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FYP

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worst fake story ever.

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haha, this thread was classic, especially with OP putting the pics up right after this post

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vn thread

custom title for OP?

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" for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in."

This is a leak.

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Snorting diamonds is way more baller than swallowing them.

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It might still be real. Diamonds have to be properly cut to give the sparkle in that pic.

Good puke pics tho. Way to prove the doubters wrong!

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for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in.

[/ QUOTE ]Are you a toddler or something? OOOH DA SHINEY MEOW MEOW.

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So all you have to do around here for props is swallow something dumb, puke it up, and post pics/trip report?

I'm off to eat a gold watch. brb.

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what the hell did you eat?

sour kraut?

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idk it was 5 months ago

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you're awesome

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[x] for some reason I put it in my mouth

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lol so did you get the diamond looked at?

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so why did you put it in your mouth?.. why the urge to take a shower all of sudden?

[x] wtf is going on here

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I love this thread.

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u know its obv a very small piece of glass...

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I missed this thread first time around lol. U couldn't tell that was fake to start with? I wouldn't have even picked that up off the floor.

This thread is awesome, it should be ninja bumped frequently.

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this thread was so awsome, i missed the little "F OOT!" in the corner of his diamond pic the first time

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wow didn't no that. can't believe i learnt something in this thread

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me 2. Great thread

A+

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Are you smarter than SPB?

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yeah, it sounds weird. I forget, but the thought process might have been something like this:
"oo shower. but I still have this thing? I'll quick bite it to see if it scratches. nope, well it is in my mouth might as well leave it in there. also, wouldn't it be pretty balla to shower with diamonds in your mouth?"

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Is biting the thing really the best way to help you figure out if it's a diamond or not? You either end up with

A) shattered glass in your mouth
B) broken teeth & no idea whether it's a diamond

Maybe hit it with a hammer or something?

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The more you know:

Diamonds are very hard but also very brittle. I.e., they can cut steel but shatter easily. Hitting it with a hammer is just asking to be doomswitched.

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Love it...

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No one but a skilled jeweler could tell the difference between a well cut cubic and a real diamond with the naked eye. I'd take it to a jeweler and have them look at it.

I'd say 85% chance its a cubic.

OP, this thread is gold, well done [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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i told you i know it is cubic zirconium now, but i didn't before.


anyways as a follow up I still have it (in my wallet) and I occasionally use it as a card protector.

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You should have used your freezer. That would have made sorting through the poop much easier.

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tomorrow i'm going to the gym and leaving fake diamonds all over. i wonder how many will end up eaten.

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good plan sir

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hahaha omfg i just read this thread for the first time, and SPB's awesomeness continues to grow every day