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THIS THREAD IS NOT IN OOT FOR A REASON, GIVE ME SOME [censored] CREDIT PEOPLE. I AM NOT REMOTELY SERIOUS AND DO NOT HAVE RELATIONSHIP TROUBLES, NOR DO I HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WRITING. I GAVE YOU GUYS A [censored]-LOAD OF AMMUNITION TO TURN THIS INTO A GOOD THREAD AND YOU SCUMBAGS DIDN'T RECOGNIZE OPPORTUNITY WHEN YOU SAW IT. I EXPECTED SHORT, STUPID RESPONSES THAT I COULD THROW TOGETHER INTO ONE HILARIOUS LOVE LETTER, BUT INSTEAD A CRAPLOAD OF YOU [censored] TOOK ME AT FACE VALUE AND ACTUALLY TRIED TO GIVE ME YOUR DR. PHIL ANALYSIS OF MY RELATIONSHIP. THIS IS NOT OOT. THIS IS BBV. THE SMARTER BBV'ERS (READ: MONTY) UNDERSTOOD WHAT I WAS GOING FOR AND GAVE THE KIND OF RESPONSES I WANTED. THE REST OF YOU WERE COMPLETELY CLUELESS AND RUINED MY THREAD WITH YOUR ROMANTIC IDEAS AND OTHER MINDLESS [censored]. DO I HAVE TO OFFER 50$ FOR YOU PEOPLE TO RECOGNIZE THIS [censored]? NOW POST SOME FUNNY POEMS OR MAKE FUN OF MY GIRLFRIEND OR DO SOMETHING THAT'S NOT COMPLAINING WHILE I GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME TAMPONS.

HYACHACHACHACHAHCAHCAHYCAHAYCHACAH

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dear gf,

i want to eat your poon
giant scoops with a wet spoon
then i'll ask to stick it in your bung hole
and afterward will lay back and smoke a bowl

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Alright, I'm not a poet, but I worked on this for a while:

Girlfriend, Girlfriend, you're so fine.
You're so fine, I want to stick it in your butt.

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Dear gf,

I would verily like to make fuck with you in an uncomfortable place. I would also enjoy putting one finger in your anus, while the other finger is in your pussy. Finally, I will be calling you mean names, and maybe spitting on you, but that is part of the fun, and you can spit on me as well.

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Pennpal,

I underestimated you.

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[ QUOTE ]
Alright, I'm not a poet, but I worked on this for a while:

Girlfriend, Girlfriend, you're so fine.
You're so fine, I want to stick it in your butt.

[/ QUOTE ]

winnar

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next time ur rawdoggin her just start cryyin half way thru.
http://www.yankeepotroast.org/inthec...ying-thumb.jpg
that shud do the trick. and make sure ur rawdoggin her,
http://s07.picshome.com/e51/11.jpg

cuz when she asks why ur cryyin...tell that girl u just got the clap and feel bad that ur shippin that to her
http://www.epac1.com/os/tour/hand-clap.gif
http://www.handyheroes.com/newslette...irl%20copy.gif

then spoo all over her.
http://www.pouet.net/screenshots/5427.gif

and giggle while doin so
http://images.worldofstock.com/slides/TAV1082.jpg
You will win most romantic man of the year award!

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wtf? i make a fantastic letter, and then this thread gets no love? WTF IS THIS MADNESS!?

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You call that a letter, I call that 'Saturday'

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if i cannot sleep with you maybe i could have a taste
put your naughty on my tongue and ur booty on my face

Girl your booty is so round
I just wanna lay you down
Let me take you from behind
I won't cum until it's time
But if I cannot sleep with you
Maybe I could have a taste
Put your niney on my tongue
And your booty on my face


Ow, I came to make you shake it
Till you break it
Caress your body until you're naked
Bend you over
Grab your shoulder
Slip my peter inside your folder
Make you sweat-a
Get you wet-a
Pump it faster to make it better
Dim the the lights then lock the room
Cos now it's time for me to hit that boom

Signed
Your romantic boyfriend.

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[ QUOTE ]
You call that a letter, I call that 'Saturday'

[/ QUOTE ]

O its better than a letter. its lots of letters strewn together to make coherent words. words that create sentences, that create a stimulus in ur brain. that stimulus will then trigger a plan, a plan which will result in one wild ride. so do it

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Pennpals gf,

I am sorry that you are disatisfied with the romantic part of our relationship. I hope that you can learn to deal with it because if you ever leave me, I will [censored] kill you. Don't ever question anything I do again.

Sincerely,

pennpal

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I want the Thread Cat. NOW.

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[ QUOTE ]
I want the Thread Cat. NOW.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'M SORRY I HURT YOUR FEELINGS BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXCELLENT CONTRIBUTION

(hint: this is also sarcasm)

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This thread is awesome.

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GA just made this thread 50x better.

hint: this is not sarcasm

edit: are those pictures really of your gf, or just some random?

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This thread really needs the what it do kid.

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http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9...nkamentjm7.jpg