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nubs 10-11-2006 03:53 AM

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 
SO YOU ARE GOING RIGHT?!?!

Kilillan 10-11-2006 03:55 AM

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 
She looks like she got hit by a car.

And she has cancer on her right arm.

Playing small stakes poker with a bunch of drunk horny middle aged men and a fugly chick. Yipee.

IMWITHSTUPID 10-11-2006 04:06 AM

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nothin makes me feel more manly then sittin around a table w/a bunch of guys touchin one girls titties

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hahahhahah the funniest/worst part is theyre mostly asian guys sitting at that table

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6...oker015qw0.jpg

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whats up with the guy(?) on the right looking like a sweet little girl? I bet you my BR that you dont have a pic of him touchin that girls boobs....

oh and about having high standards: I think banging some random molechick who agrees to deal in a home game with a bunge of asian nerds (+ one sweet girl) who touch her [censored] whenever they say cheeeeese...cmon

nath 10-11-2006 04:08 AM

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i'm not saying she's hot, but i am saying that if a birthmark is really a deal breaker for you in the sack you have some weird standards

keikiwai 10-11-2006 04:14 AM

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http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5...r014eg3an3.jpg

hard to tell from photos, but i'm pretty sure she's cute as a button irl.... the guys look like douchebags though..... she must be mad as a hatter

uminchu 10-11-2006 04:47 AM

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boredom i hope you notice its AA just an fyi

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Of course, and I chuckled...unfortunately, after seeing that second pic, I think I'd be limping them if I were that guy.

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that guy is soo like twelve and will never see boobies again

SNOWBALL 10-11-2006 05:09 AM

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She's hot. You guys are crazy.

SEABEAST 10-11-2006 05:33 AM

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I think she's pretty hot for a girl letting random nerds feel her up at a $100 NL homegame.

OHFreak 10-11-2006 05:50 AM

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http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5...r014eg3an3.jpg

hard to tell from photos, but i'm pretty sure she's cute as a button irl.... the guys look like douchebags though..... she must be mad as a hatter

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Disappointed you didn't superimpose the 2+2 gang sign on that mofo.

Chomp 10-11-2006 05:50 AM

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She doesn't look at all humiliated. Not at all.

It also looks like shes particularly lovin' that boob-groping action from Nerd 1 and Nerd 4, although Nerd 5 looks rather unsure (i.e. gay).

Lucky girl. Them nerds sure make a lady feel like a princess.

JayTee 10-11-2006 05:57 AM

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http://gallery.brawl-hall.com/data/m...out_condom.jpg

MattSuspect 10-11-2006 06:05 AM

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nothin makes me feel more manly then sittin around a table w/a bunch of guys touchin one girls titties

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hahahhahah the funniest/worst part is theyre mostly asian guys sitting at that table

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6...oker015qw0.jpg

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whats up with the guy(?) on the right looking like a sweet little girl? I bet you my BR that you dont have a pic of him touchin that girls boobs....

oh and about having high standards: I think banging some random molechick who agrees to deal in a home game with a bunge of asian nerds (+ one sweet girl) who touch her [censored] whenever they say cheeeeese...cmon

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Guy at the head of the table is in no way interested in girls.

Kilillan 10-11-2006 06:10 AM

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nothin makes me feel more manly then sittin around a table w/a bunch of guys touchin one girls titties

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hahahhahah the funniest/worst part is theyre mostly asian guys sitting at that table

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6...oker015qw0.jpg

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whats up with the guy(?) on the right looking like a sweet little girl? I bet you my BR that you dont have a pic of him touchin that girls boobs....

oh and about having high standards: I think banging some random molechick who agrees to deal in a home game with a bunge of asian nerds (+ one sweet girl) who touch her [censored] whenever they say cheeeeese...cmon

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Guy at the head of the table is in no way interested in girls.

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Im so going to edit that guy on the right into an avatar

gongshow 10-11-2006 06:46 AM

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ZOMG LOL @ the "i'd do her without a condom" pic, i just spit water all over my monitor

tom10167 10-11-2006 07:01 AM

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That girl's face isn't ugly and it isn't even close. Maybe she looked worse in person, but that girl is pretty smokin in those pics.

I'd cum on that birthmark wtf

IMWITHSTUPID 10-11-2006 07:05 AM

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lol birfmarkaments

Dave Coulier 10-11-2006 07:11 AM

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Is it just me or does the guy on the left look like a young Johnny Chan?

On a side note wtf race is she? She changes from white, to black, to asian in each picture(at least in my eyes).

And yes Id hit it with the mole and all.

tom10167 10-11-2006 07:13 AM

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She looks like a brunette Vicky Vette in pic 1.

scrilla 10-11-2006 07:16 AM

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Is it just me or am I the only one that sees something growing on her upper lip...

I would wear a condom and make her pay me $50 before I'd let her suck my [censored].

Scrilla

IMWITHSTUPID 10-11-2006 07:20 AM

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http://www.modelman5.com/images/molepeople.gif

meleader2 10-11-2006 07:49 AM

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nothin makes me feel more manly then sittin around a table w/a bunch of guys touchin one girls titties

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hahahhahah the funniest/worst part is theyre mostly asian guys sitting at that table

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6...oker015qw0.jpg

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whats up with the guy(?) on the right looking like a sweet little girl? I bet you my BR that you dont have a pic of him touchin that girls boobs....

oh and about having high standards: I think banging some random molechick who agrees to deal in a home game with a bunge of asian nerds (+ one sweet girl) who touch her [censored] whenever they say cheeeeese...cmon

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Guy at the head of the table is in no way interested in girls.

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Im so going to edit that guy on the right into an avatar

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two shotguns, 2 halloween masks and we can make a lot of money. who's in?

IMWITHSTUPID 10-11-2006 07:54 AM

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nothin makes me feel more manly then sittin around a table w/a bunch of guys touchin one girls titties

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hahahhahah the funniest/worst part is theyre mostly asian guys sitting at that table

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6...oker015qw0.jpg

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whats up with the guy(?) on the right looking like a sweet little girl? I bet you my BR that you dont have a pic of him touchin that girls boobs....

oh and about having high standards: I think banging some random molechick who agrees to deal in a home game with a bunge of asian nerds (+ one sweet girl) who touch her [censored] whenever they say cheeeeese...cmon

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Guy at the head of the table is in no way interested in girls.

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Im so going to edit that guy on the right into an avatar

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two big black guys, 2 big dildos and we can make a lot of money selling assraping videos on ebay of that sweet little boy/girl laughing into the camera , who's in?

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Exitonly 10-11-2006 08:03 AM

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i seriously have gone from thinking she was white, to light skinned black, to asian in the msot recent one... what race is she?

gongshow 10-11-2006 08:32 AM

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i seriously have gone from thinking she was white, to light skinned black, to asian in the msot recent one... what race is she?

[/ QUOTE ] all of them...blacaucasian

ursine cotcher 10-11-2006 08:32 AM

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She is a mixture from what I can tell.
In the pic where the 2 guys are grabbing her titties she looks hot. She has a birthmark. Wow. Big deal. She also has nice titties and an above average face.

I would put my protected penis inside her and be a very happy man.

If she is happy with people molesting her surely she will be happy to give oral favours. OP, please find out.

Bubbles 10-11-2006 08:36 AM

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i seriously have gone from thinking she was white, to light skinned black, to asian in the msot recent one... what race is she?

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Papa:

http://www.tombstone1880.com/archives/geronimo.jpg

Mama:

http://www.freenyc.net/archives/Nina-Simone.jpg

tubasteve 10-11-2006 08:54 AM

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http://www.bustedtees.com/images/pin...ery_normal.jpg

Dastone 10-11-2006 09:05 AM

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Is it just me or am I the only one that sees something growing on her upper lip...



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Dirty Sanchez?

tom10167 10-11-2006 09:22 AM

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I honestly thought that was PSd in, it's not really visible in the first pic.

hmm

mntbikr15 10-11-2006 09:29 AM

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, nsfw
 
Lol....time to flood him with calls

THEOSU 10-11-2006 09:32 AM

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, nsfw
 
this thread is like a hideous automobile wreck on the highway.

i really really don't want to keep checking it out and yet... i keep visiting.

AceKicker06 10-11-2006 10:31 AM

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 
so you went right????

shootaa 10-11-2006 11:17 AM

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 
lolo nerdz

lucktard 10-11-2006 01:07 PM

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2...ergang2ut0.jpg

2+2 gangsign added, mole removed. Also note she's drinking a bottle of that monster, that means she a bitch who'll suck yo shtt, sho nuff

italianstang 10-11-2006 01:17 PM

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nothin makes me feel more manly then sittin around a table w/a bunch of guys touchin one girls titties

[/ QUOTE ]

hahahhahah the funniest/worst part is theyre mostly asian guys sitting at that table

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/6...oker015qw0.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

whats up with the guy(?) on the right looking like a sweet little girl? I bet you my BR that you dont have a pic of him touchin that girls boobs....

oh and about having high standards: I think banging some random molechick who agrees to deal in a home game with a bunge of asian nerds (+ one sweet girl) who touch her [censored] whenever they say cheeeeese...cmon

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Guy at the head of the table is in no way interested in girls.

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Cameraman must be quite a stud to be getting looks like that from the sweet little girl/boy. He is also the only character in the picture who has a paper cup to pour his beer in to.

Python49 10-11-2006 01:25 PM

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http://gallery.brawl-hall.com/data/m...out_condom.jpg

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OMG LMAO!! As I was biting into my hotdog and chewing I scrolled down and saw this post and the food went falling out of my mouth as I was hunched over laughing.

His Boy Elroy 10-11-2006 01:32 PM

Re: i dont know if this is a beat, a brag, or some serious variance, n
 
what it do

mistermuni 10-11-2006 01:48 PM

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its good to go to usc.

10-11-2006 01:56 PM

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holy sh*t. funny ass thread.

barryc83 10-11-2006 02:04 PM

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Is it just me or am I the only one that sees something growing on her upper lip...

I would wear a condom and make her pay me $50 before I'd let her suck my [censored].

Scrilla

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liar


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