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pennpal 09-19-2006 09:45 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
brag: bought into the 3.3+R for over 100$
beat: entering the break with a 10k stack
variance: i just got moved from my stacked table

4drugmoney 10-06-2007 06:38 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
I couldnt find my car this morning [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

matt85 10-06-2007 06:42 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
My day was a beat because..... I had a -9 buy-in downswing to start my session at NL$50.

My day was a beat because... I played 8 hour session at afromentioned limits. My head hurts.

raymond715 10-06-2007 06:46 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
im stuck in the middle east

4drugmoney 10-06-2007 06:47 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
[ QUOTE ]
im stuck in the middle east

[/ QUOTE ]

Where you at?

raymond715 10-06-2007 06:49 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
kuwait since july

4drugmoney 10-06-2007 06:53 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
Kuwait sucks, but its pretty skate relatively speaking. How much longer you got? Its going get COLD soon.

Lori 10-06-2007 06:55 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
My day was a brag because I discovered a company with an amusing name while in a London store.
It was however a beat because I didn't have a camera with me to take a picture of the produce.

lol tracklements

<font color="white"> Lori</font>

raymond715 10-06-2007 06:59 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
about 4 months...yeah it is skate spent damn near all of 06 in iraq...not bad here have some marginal wi-fi....lets me 4 table UB FR...good enough for me! cant wait for cold after 125+ temps

Idiotex 10-06-2007 07:01 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
Beats: My super hot new girlfriend broke up with me this morning. It was sort of a mutual decision that we had been leading up to over the last few days. But it's still a little bit sad.

Brag: She still wants to have casual sex.

Variance: Very hungover because I drank a whole bottle of vodka last night, danced around like a maniac and offended people throwing random punches in the air around someone's head.

Nymfh23 10-06-2007 07:04 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
Pennpal postgreater ..

i think you should consider this: http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8289/noosekw8.jpg

Spechel EDD 10-06-2007 07:22 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
[ QUOTE ]
my day was a beat because i have the flu
my day is a brag because all i did was watch battlestar galactica
my day was with variance because my fridge is empty and i want some chips to eat

[/ QUOTE ]

dude what the [censored] this is exactly the same [censored] thats happening to me today

wrschultz 10-06-2007 07:36 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
my day was a beat because I rode in a car from Austin to Dallas. (4 hours)
my day was a brag because I drove here to go to the OU vs Texas game and go to the state fair

variance = no poker and I'm awake at 6:30am

pdoran10 10-06-2007 08:47 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
my day was a brag because i three bet shoved king high, no draw against pennpal and he won monies two days ago.

ughaulkghalugh 10-06-2007 08:53 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
my day is a beat cuz im a black man

pdoran10 10-06-2007 08:56 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
racist ban?

ughaulkghalugh 10-06-2007 08:57 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
what i am black

burns-1986 10-06-2007 09:28 AM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
my day is a beat because i ran out of weed
: (

fslexcduck 10-06-2007 01:27 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
my day is a beat because i have a nasty hangover
my day is a brag because i woke up, walked into my living room, and found my new roommate and her dog, both of whom are incredibly awesome
my day is variance because i'm performing in an improv show and we're only funny sometimes and when we're not it's painful

ATMfold 10-06-2007 01:32 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
My day was a beat because I got cancelled on my dinner appointment.

My day was a brag because I woke up, made 1 BI and went back to sleep

My day was variance because I couldnt sleep

plzleenowhammy 10-06-2007 01:33 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
My day is a beat because I'm dead broke and every single bill is due.
My day is a brag because I'm alive and healthy and not homeless.
My day is a beat because I have to do a lot of shti to catch up in school and it's not interesting or easy.
My day is a brag because Clerks 2 is in the dvd player.
My day is a beat because the Scrubs episodes I watch on youtube have been removed.
My day is variance because I don't understand variance.

drexah 10-06-2007 03:23 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
beat: got cut from my lacrosse team after making it and playing last year (my freshman year)

brag: relieved, didn't even really want to play this year

variance: +2.5 bi yesterday, more time for poker = more $

added extra beat: came in 4th in a T$ tourney where top 3 places pay $300 T$ (1/7th my roll) 70 person tourney

GrandMelon 10-06-2007 03:33 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
brag: got to play golf at Southern Hills yesterday for my bday

rothko 10-06-2007 03:34 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 

My day was a beat because i played some donkaments.

holdme 10-06-2007 03:48 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
brag: been playin hu and am readdicted to poker
brag: my mommy's bday

hoyasaxa 10-06-2007 03:50 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
brag: there was a girl waiting for me in my house when i got home at 3 am
extra brag: we went all night

MotorBoatingSOB 10-06-2007 06:54 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
[ QUOTE ]
Beats: My super hot new girlfriend broke up with me this morning. It was sort of a mutual decision that we had been leading up to over the last few days. But it's still a little bit sad.

Brag: She still wants to have casual sex.


[/ QUOTE ]

combined these are definitely a brag and no beat

dhg223 10-06-2007 06:59 PM

Re: My day was a beat because ________.
 
Beat: Woke up in my car not remembering how I got there

Brag: Got a brand new mattress

Variance: Got no women to try it out with


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