Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

ahahha this post rocks..

220 for 30mins, she must of thought this guy was a noob st8 up [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

atleast pay 30$ more for the full hr. +EV

Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

pretty sure the last thing I would do is get a hooker who advertises that she does CREAMPIES.

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I've seen pictures of her on myspace I think, they were 500% hotter than the ones where she's trying to get you to pay to [censored] her. Weird.

Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

Just b/c she does porn, does that entitle her to be a porn star?

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Is there any reasonable reason why he picked $220?

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$30 can be one hell of a feast at McDonald's.

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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?

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She'll do anal with any random guy with an internet connection.

How does she know that the random guy doesn't have AIDS?

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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?

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sushi - pony up $250 and you can ask her yourself!

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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?

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I would think it's more like, once you've crossed the line of doing porn, [censored] other random dudes for money no longer seems like as much of a departure.

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sushi - pony up $250 and you can ask her yourself!

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This may be the worst 5K post ever. I suck.

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She'll do anal with any random guy with an internet connection.

How does she know that the random guy doesn't have AIDS?

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There's this new product on the market, it's called a condom, check it out.

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sushi - pony up $250 and you can ask her yourself!

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This may be the worst 5K post ever. I suck.

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Hornacek's 10000th post was "brb"

Edit: Horn doesn't have 10000 posts. I'm thinking of something else.

Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

did you enjoy toungue kissing her?

Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

Elroy,

Do you think the OP's broad will let you ravage her while you finish a game of Werewolf? "Hornacek's a wolf, eff that mo'fo what a lying piece of ess! Hold on baby I just gotta throw a vote down, that Hornacek is totally a wolf...oh I know that probably hurts...rectya, I coulda killed ya! El oh el...oh wait you're probably not into internet humor. But you should see my avatar!"

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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?

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a LOT of porn actresses are professional escorts. in fact, many began as escorts and only went into porn in order to get more business as an escort.

not all porn stars are created equal. think about how many pornos are shot every year and how many random actresses appear in them. unless they dance or escort on the side, most of them would probably be living hand-to-mouth.

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TheSpiritOf412: go respond in your OOT thread
handsome: to wat
TheSpiritOf412: everyone wants to know why you spent 220 instead of 250
handsome: oh
handsome: lol
handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour
TheSpiritOf412: k i'll post that
TheSpiritOf412: LOSER LOL

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TheSpiritOf412: go respond in your OOT thread
handsome: to wat
TheSpiritOf412: everyone wants to know why you spent 220 instead of 250
handsome: oh
handsome: lol
handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour
TheSpiritOf412: k i'll post that
TheSpiritOf412: LOSER LOL

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you just can't make that stuff up.
instant classic.

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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?

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a LOT of porn actresses are professional escorts. in fact, many began as escorts and only went into porn in order to get more business as an escort.

not all porn stars are created equal. think about how many pornos are shot every year and how many random actresses appear in them. unless they dance or escort on the side, most of them would probably be living ass -to-mouth.

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Thanks for teh softball.

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handsome: i didn't think i'd need the second half hour

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Change his title to "30 minutes max"

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I can't believe this dame only runs up her price 30 bucks for an additional 30 minutes of coitus.

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Buck,

It's kinda like how the tall and grande aren't cheap but the Venti is so affordable!

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Buck,

It's kinda like how the tall and grande aren't cheap but the Venti is so affordable!

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Exactly.

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ok, then why didn't OP buy the venti? ;p

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ok, then why didn't OP buy the venti? ;p

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No point getting a large drink when all you can handle is a sip.

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Buck,

It's kinda like how the tall and grande aren't cheap but the Venti is so affordable!

[/ QUOTE ]thats too much coffee.

Nice story anyways. But remembers, hookers are people too.

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I can't believe this dame only runs up her price 30 bucks for an additional 30 minutes of coitus.

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Are you really assuming that a hooker has good business management skills?

Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

I understand that you are asian. My buddy who is also asian says he could never get an asian prostitute. He says he wants to chase the 'american dream'. dont you?

Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

Thanks for the post, reminds me why I dont visit filthy hookers.

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I understand that you are asian. My buddy who is also asian says he could never get an asian prostitute. He says he wants to chase the 'american dream'. dont you?

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like, i suppose, if i ever hired a hooker, she'd be anything but white??

your asian buddy is wise.

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Goggles,

Please ask him if the oral was sans condom.

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I love the idea of posting on the forum to ask a 2+2 member to IM another 2+2er and then report back with the results.

Also, yes, her prices are crazy. Only $40 more for oral over a handjob? Who the hell would pay $100 for a handjob? Poor people with no hands?

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El D,

Yes, the oral was sans condom.

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if u want the pornstar exp. dont go craigslist...spend a bit some real money and go here.

http://www.bellamodels.com/main.html

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handsome,

Seriously, please explain why you went 220 instead of 250.

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if u want the pornstar exp. dont go craigslist...spend a bit some real money and go here.

http://www.bellamodels.com/main.html

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$1500 for an hour. Jesus.

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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
 

If ever there was a thread for "Teh Herp" gimmick account, this is it.

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Are you really assuming that a hooker has good business management skills?

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well, she is Asian.

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if u want the pornstar exp. dont go craigslist...spend a bit some real money and go here.

http://www.bellamodels.com/main.html

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$1500 for an hour. Jesus.

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$2500 retainer for membership. THey don't [censored] around(pun not intended)