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mntbikr15 07-28-2006 01:35 PM

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a variation which is not as cool is
u can call up and order pizza half hour before they close and not pick it up.. then get it out of the trash.

it works
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This is awesome...def trying this one.

veganmav 07-28-2006 01:36 PM

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when on a first date, do you let the lady have first pick?

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i have been there more than once, and no. we do fair, 50/50

veganmav 07-28-2006 01:37 PM

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actualy, i have been vegan for 7 years (since i was 16) i recently started beeing freegan, because IMO it is even better than veganism for many reasons.

So I do ocasionaly eat a little bit of dairy out of the trash.

But I will not eat meat, cus i don't think i can stomach it.

although my friends do.

capone0 07-28-2006 01:37 PM

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This has got to be the dumbest bet ever. Are you George Castanza? I try to avoid the trash when I get any food.

RunDownHouse 07-28-2006 01:37 PM

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This is [censored] crazy.

Pizza places were a good example of your "goldmines," what are some other ones, if you don't mind potentially giving up your secrets to other not-homeless dumpster-diving internet users?

mntbikr15 07-28-2006 01:38 PM

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when on a first date, do you let the lady have first pick?

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i have been there more than once, and no. we do fair, 50/50

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Woah Woah Woah.....FIRST date...and you do this?

How do you begin to bring this up.

"And now for a meal we have a lovely....dumpster"

mntbikr15 07-28-2006 01:40 PM

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On a seperate note...I know now why ur so damned slow on AP....you post here while playing

veganmav 07-28-2006 01:41 PM

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I have to go to soccer practice in 15 minutes, so I cant keep replying.

Summary for the past 24 hours.

I play on my university soccer team, I play 100/200 fixed limit holdem, and I get 95% of my food from the trash.
I cant keep a hold of 20 dollars, I wear hotpants, and my dad made love to a deer.

http://www.lavistachurchofchrist.org...en_of_eden.jpg [image]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/9797/zzzkk6.jpg[/image
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veganmav 07-28-2006 01:42 PM

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This is [censored] crazy.

Pizza places were a good example of your "goldmines," what are some other ones, if you don't mind potentially giving up your secrets to other not-homeless dumpster-diving internet users?

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to be honest. i do mind.

a lot of the gold mines are veyr well kept secerts, and have been available for years.

pizza plaaces are so ubiquitous that i can give it up.

Chomp 07-28-2006 01:45 PM

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Bad eat.

veganmav 07-28-2006 01:47 PM

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Bad eat.

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decent joke

veganmav 07-28-2006 01:48 PM

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when on a first date, do you let the lady have first pick?

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i have been there more than once, and no. we do fair, 50/50

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Woah Woah Woah.....FIRST date...and you do this?

How do you begin to bring this up.

"And now for a meal we have a lovely....dumpster"

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no.
if you think about it
my first date with a girl is likely to be with someone who is also into this kind of thing. i have done it twice

mak15 07-28-2006 01:50 PM

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this is ridiculous

maniacut 07-28-2006 01:50 PM

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can we see a pic?

rjoefish 07-28-2006 01:52 PM

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Its obvious he lives off of the local bakery shop, they throw bags of [censored] out at night.

veganmav 07-28-2006 01:52 PM

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can we see a pic?

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probably.. but of what?

veganmav 07-28-2006 01:53 PM

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Its obvious he lives off of the local bakery shop, they throw bags of [censored] out at night.

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yes bakeries are also good places, bagels are infinite supply.
but u would get tired of baked goods very quickly.

we usualy dont even go to bakeries anymore.

ahnuld 07-28-2006 01:56 PM

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Better summary, veganmav went busto and now is forced to eat out of dumpsters to survive. Here is a reenactment.

http://i7.tinypic.com/21ae3jo.jpg

veganmav 07-28-2006 01:58 PM

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btw, i am nowhere near busto [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] time for soccer practice though so i'm outtie

Chump Change 07-28-2006 01:59 PM

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VeganMav, you're doing a terrible job of explaining exactly what it is you're doing, which isn't eating refuse but sanitary and packaged food that is past the expiration date (which is usually weeks before it actually expires) among other things.
I would defend you more but I think vegans are tools though, nothing personal.

yvesaint 07-28-2006 02:04 PM

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yes i am vegan, and i think there is a misconception about food from the trash.

i mainly go to stores, not resturauants
so i get unprepared food and prepare it myself

i had bagel with vegan margarine and jelly for breakfast, also waffles, i got pizza sauce, pizza dough and veggies so i made vegan pizza, i also made pasta salad, lots of fruit smoothies, um yeah etc. etc.

generally pretty good eating.

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I LOOOOOVE TRASH
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ahaahahahhaha

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im still laughing at this lolllllllll

Gildwulf 07-28-2006 02:05 PM

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Just to let you know, for every meal you eat out of a trashcan to prove a point, I throw out three meals to show that I can.

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awesome

very maddoxian (I just made that word up)

cardsharkk04 07-28-2006 02:08 PM

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Wait so vegans can't eat any foods with dairy products in them? that means no cake, cookies, brownies, ice cream, cheesecake, cupcakes, fudge, mud pie, twinkies, hohos, peanut butter squares, or vaginas?

I might jump off a cliff

Gildwulf 07-28-2006 02:08 PM

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when on a first date, do you let the lady have first pick?

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i have been there more than once, and no. we do fair, 50/50

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lollerskates

derosnec 07-28-2006 02:10 PM

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you don't need dairy to be a baller

Niwa 07-28-2006 02:11 PM

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thats what you eat when youre half donkey half man half bearpig

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Gildwulf 07-28-2006 02:12 PM

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thats what you eat when youre half donkey half man half bearpig

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150% all-vegan

Niwa 07-28-2006 02:14 PM

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far less than 1 % of the time.

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Seeing a rat in what you're going to eat would make me never go near trash again even more so, eating it.

Gildwulf 07-28-2006 02:15 PM

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when on a first date, do you let the lady have first pick?

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i have been there more than once, and no. we do fair, 50/50

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Woah Woah Woah.....FIRST date...and you do this?

How do you begin to bring this up.

"And now for a meal we have a lovely....dumpster"

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no.
if you think about it
my first date with a girl is likely to be with someone who is also into this kind of thing. i have done it twice

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so do you basically just date homeless chicks?

TomHimself 07-28-2006 02:20 PM

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vegan,

jesus christ u [censored] eat out of garbage cans and u play 100/200. pitiful

XCEO 07-28-2006 02:22 PM

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What do you do with your money? Most rich ballers go to fine restaurants and stuff, you must safe a lot of $$.

I can't imagine you driving to this dumbster in a Lambo right?

kidcolin 07-28-2006 02:24 PM

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I suspect veganmav got a copy of some crimethinc literature when he was 16 and never looked back.

Bagel and/or donut shops are also goldmines. The one time I went dumpster diving we scored a big bag of about 150 fresh, delicious donuts from Dunkin' Donuts. We passed some out to friends then gave the rest to my buddy for his birthday.

I was vegan for about 14 months. Then my body started tweaking out and I was becoming hypoglycemic. So I started eating cheese and eggs, and couldn't figure out how I lived without eggs for the past year.

Then 6 months later I had a falling out with a girl I really liked, so I went to my diner to eat a cheeseburger. Then I couldn't figure out how I lived without burgers for the past 2 years. I haven't looked back since.

MYNAMEIZGREG 07-28-2006 02:25 PM

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Bill Fillmaff?

kidcolin 07-28-2006 02:29 PM

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you don't need dairy to be a baller

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awesome.

vm,

I applaud your vegan efforts. I just always get the impression you're about 14 when you post though. You tend to wear it on your sleeve the same way a freshman in highschool writes all the cool bands he's into on his notebook.

I also find it surprising vegans exist in Oklahoma.

DING-DONG YO 07-28-2006 02:35 PM

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um yeah, the one time that it has happened, it scurried away, but that was like over 3 years ago.

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So I guess you've been eating out of the trash for a while and must have developed a reputation amongst the rat community.

"Man, don't fck with that veganmav. He won't eat you, but he'll kick the sht out of you. Forget the pizza place, let's go to BK trash tonight"

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/5340/eapratan3.jpg

Gildwulf 07-28-2006 02:37 PM

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vegan,

jesus christ u [censored] eat out of garbage cans and u play 100/200. pitiful

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nice thread summary

Butso 07-28-2006 02:38 PM

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do u steal food off homeless people?

SomethingClever 07-28-2006 02:42 PM

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This thread = pure gold.

gemmer 07-28-2006 02:43 PM

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This thread = pure gold.

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neverforgetlol 07-28-2006 02:44 PM

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vegans are gay


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