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tarheeljks 11-29-2007 04:09 AM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
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sodomy laws ftw

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The U.S. Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that sodomy laws are unconstitutional on June 26, 2003.

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then why did that kid from georgia get screwed by going to jail b/c he got a bj instead of having sex

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Because the south is racist and dumb.

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no we're not

keikiwai 11-29-2007 04:17 AM

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sodomy laws ftw

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The U.S. Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that sodomy laws are unconstitutional on June 26, 2003.

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then why did that kid from georgia get screwed by going to jail b/c he got a bj instead of having sex

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Because the south is racist and dumb.

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no we're not

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ok, not dumb, just ignorant

tarheeljks 11-29-2007 04:20 AM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
i really hate defending the south, but saying "the south is racist" is incredibly disingenuous. it's not as though racism originated from and was confined to the south.

keikiwai 11-29-2007 04:21 AM

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i really hate defending the south, but saying "the south is racist" is incredibly disingenuous. it's not as though racism originated from and was confined to the south.

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so you have to not only be the inventor of stupidity but also be the only stupid person around to be stupid?

tarheeljks 11-29-2007 04:24 AM

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i really hate defending the south, but saying "the south is racist" is incredibly disingenuous. it's not as though racism originated from and was confined to the south.

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so you have to not only be the inventor of stupidity but also be the only stupid person around to be stupid?

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no, but people should stop singling out the south as though it was the only place.


edit: yes the south's offenses were particularly egregious, but statements like "the south is/was racist" imply that the north is/was not.

apefish 11-29-2007 05:05 AM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
Okay - in the case of Genarlow Wilson I'll chalk it up to only extreme stupidity. You talked me into it.

One Outer 11-29-2007 05:20 AM

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i really hate defending the south, but saying "the south is racist" is incredibly disingenuous. it's not as though racism originated from and was confined to the south.

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so you have to not only be the inventor of stupidity but also be the only stupid person around to be stupid?

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no, but people should stop singling out the south as though it was the only place.


edit: yes the south's offenses were particularly egregious, but statements like "the south is/was racist" imply that the north is/was not.

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No, it implies the North was/is/will always be better. And that's not a racist thing; everything about the North will always be better. I'm pretty sure the previous posters weren't just thinking racism.

tarheeljks 11-29-2007 05:30 AM

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i really hate defending the south, but saying "the south is racist" is incredibly disingenuous. it's not as though racism originated from and was confined to the south.

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so you have to not only be the inventor of stupidity but also be the only stupid person around to be stupid?

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no, but people should stop singling out the south as though it was the only place.


edit: yes the south's offenses were particularly egregious, but statements like "the south is/was racist" imply that the north is/was not.

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No, it implies the North was/is/will always be better. And that's not a racist thing; everything about the North will always be better. I'm pretty sure the previous posters weren't just thinking racism.

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completely different argument. i'm just trying to dispel the notion that south was only a bunch of hatemongering, hood wearing hillbilly rednecks, while the north was a paragon of tolerance and social equality.

edit: doubt any of you thought that, but personal experience has led me to become a nit about it.

apefish 11-29-2007 05:37 AM

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No, it implies the North was/is/will always be better. And that's not a racist thing; everything about the North will always be better. I'm pretty sure the previous posters weren't just thinking racism.

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also, lolz at my reply being taken so seriously.

much of the world is dumb. in the case of certain things dumb is just an extreme sport in the south.

One Outer 11-29-2007 05:44 AM

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the notion that south was only a bunch of hatemongering, hood wearing hillbilly rednecks

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You forgot tasteless and stupid.

tarheeljks 11-29-2007 05:53 AM

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wasn't really taking you seriously, just decided to make this part of my crusade

bones 11-29-2007 06:02 AM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
This is def a ho in need of a supermanning.

cking 11-29-2007 06:13 AM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
the north is dumb, [censored] u and all ur [censored] tolls

cowpig 11-29-2007 06:18 AM

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the north is dumb, [censored] u and all ur [censored] tolls

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srsly tho, the south (USA) is full of morans

DannyOcean_ 11-29-2007 01:52 PM

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UGA represent

I slept thru my first class today to deal with my anguish LDO

Spechel EDD 11-29-2007 01:53 PM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
just saying hello to my girlfriends boobs

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4_2_it 11-29-2007 01:58 PM

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Tartufo 11-29-2007 01:58 PM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
Buy her jewelry from your winnings

DannyOcean_ 11-29-2007 02:04 PM

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Buy her jewelry from your winnings

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been there

Maybe a FTP velour robe would work just as well?

4_2_it 11-29-2007 02:06 PM

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Buy her jewelry from your winnings

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been there

Maybe a FTP velour robe would work just as well?

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DannyOcean_ 11-29-2007 02:12 PM

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ok b4l, i need some killer strat advice.

Niether of us has contacted the other yet. We live in the same building and normally eat together every day, but who is the first to break the silence? Whats the strat?

Anacardo 11-29-2007 02:13 PM

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why would you subject yourself to some dumb, tedious law-and-order nit?

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Tartufo 11-29-2007 02:14 PM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
Generally it's best not to argue with girls because they're completely dumb and irrational. However, sometimes you cannot avoid it and then it's best to confuse them as much as possible. Also divert attention from the main issue and throw in lots of wild accusations. This will make them even more unstable. Relentless verbal aggression and psychological manipulations is what brings home the bacon!

For example, say: "Instead of blathering about online poker being illegal why don't you just cut to the chase and tell me how much money you've wasted on make up and other crap?"

Or: "Why don't we talk about why you're too frigid to give me BJ's while I'm playing? Do you have a history of sexual abuse or something?"

Finally, always accuse them of infidelity. Like: "Illegal? illegal? Like that black dude at your work isn't illegal!"

Good luck man.

keikiwai 11-29-2007 02:23 PM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
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ok b4l, i need some killer strat advice.

Niether of us has contacted the other yet. We live in the same building and normally eat together every day, but who is the first to break the silence? Whats the strat?

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make up sex

Poofler 11-29-2007 02:25 PM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
Wow, you're good

Tartufo 11-29-2007 02:31 PM

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Thanks, emotional intelligence has always been my strong point.

DannyOcean_ 11-29-2007 02:53 PM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
crap, i'm supposed to borrow her car later today.

Smell The Glove 11-29-2007 03:08 PM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
1. make-up sex

2. Lawrence v. Texas didn't strike down all sodomy laws, just those that singled out gay sodomy

3. tarheeljks i'm pretty sure that the thing you're thinking of was of the guy who was put in jail for statutory rape, not for sodomy

4. domestic violence isn't funny

qdmcg 11-29-2007 03:09 PM

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qdmcg 11-29-2007 03:15 PM

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Mr_Moore 11-29-2007 03:17 PM

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well done, you just brought me out of a major tilt.

DannyOcean_ 11-29-2007 03:20 PM

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that GRRRR is priceless.

hamsamich 11-29-2007 03:27 PM

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1. make-up sex

2. Lawrence v. Texas didn't strike down all sodomy laws, just those that singled out gay sodomy

3. tarheeljks i'm pretty sure that the thing you're thinking of was of the guy who was put in jail for statutory rape, not for sodomy

4. domestic violence isn't funny

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FINALLY!!! The 4th dentist has been outed!!!

Quanah Parker 11-29-2007 03:36 PM

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the south is racist and dumb.

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the whole country is, but if this misconception will convince any Yankee to stay up north, then OK.

thenewnoise 11-29-2007 04:48 PM

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DannyOcean_ 11-29-2007 05:23 PM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
ok so i didnt want stupid not talking shtt to drag out forever, but i also didnt want to be the first one to break the silence. So i come up with a super sneaky method of course. Send her a text saying 'I'll be at such and such eating dinner if you want to talk'. Now SHES THE BAD GUY if she doesnt come, and yet i'm not the one who has to be the first to break the silence loooooooool im so sneaky.

Smell The Glove 11-29-2007 05:31 PM

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DannyOcean 4 mod of the relationship metagame forum

mmbt0ne 11-29-2007 05:35 PM

Re: GF says \"poker\'s ILLEGAL\": fight ensues
 
DO,

Smart GF. And: "Send her a text saying 'I'll be at such and such eating dinner if you want to talk'. Now SHES THE BAD GUY if she doesnt come"

Smooooooooooooooooooooth Operator. Change of facebook relationship status to "It's Complicated" might've been more smoother though.

FlyWf 11-29-2007 06:19 PM

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Them [censored] can work in tandem imo.

canis582 11-29-2007 06:22 PM

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Pics of sodomoy in texas or its still illegal.


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