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PITTM 11-19-2007 03:36 PM

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this isn't baseball, where steroids can have a huge impact on ability to see the ball, make contact, generate a sound swing, etc

I doubt Merriman benefited at all from the juice

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No offense, but steroids don't really have a huge impact on the ability to see a ball, make contact, and generate a sound swing. Furthermore, the steroids Merriman were taking were probably for a specific purpose.

I think you're out of your element on this one

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lol i was so close to making the same response and then I saw it was a longtime poster and they wouldnt be that dumb.

kyleb 11-19-2007 03:38 PM

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well he is a boston fan [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

PLO8FaceKilla 11-19-2007 03:41 PM

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OP is quickly becoming the #2 troll in Sporting Events

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what a fantastic addition to this thread.

Wondercall 11-19-2007 03:49 PM

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what a fantastic addition to this thread.

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He's just returning the favor.

miajag 11-19-2007 03:50 PM

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For those who haven't seen the MJD block

PLO8FaceKilla 11-19-2007 03:51 PM

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what a fantastic addition to this thread.

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He's just returning the favor.

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[x] i don't remember asking you anything

ThaSaltCracka 11-19-2007 03:58 PM

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For those who haven't seen the MJD block

[/ QUOTE ]haha, karma is a bitch Merry man!

Nonfiction 11-19-2007 04:07 PM

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OP is quickly becoming the #2 troll in Sporting Events

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what a fantastic addition to this thread.

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He's just returning the favor.

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[x] i don't remember asking you anything

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[x] plz miraculously survive a grease fire

Case Closed 11-19-2007 04:12 PM

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They look like two different people. Plus the 2nd pic seems like it is taken from further away which adds to the effect. This is as lame as examining random pictures of Bonds with no means to actually measure the size of his skull...just poor juxtaposition.

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ok so why don't you just say you are a chargers fan.

there is obviously a huge difference. look at the size of the man's head and neck.

or maybe his SHOULDERS

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I [censored] hate the chargers and Mariman(sp) fwiw.

prohornblower 11-19-2007 04:17 PM

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lol his neck is like 3" shorter in diameter in the 2nd pic. He looks like a litte nerd that I'd knock over if I was having a bad day.

Needle77 11-19-2007 04:57 PM

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For those who haven't seen the MJD block

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I need that as my avatar. Anyone with skills that I don't possess make 0:59-1:06? That would be amazing.

Needle77 11-19-2007 04:58 PM

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He looks like a litte nerd that I'd knock over if I was having a bad day.

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Look at you getting all cocky now that Andre Johnson is back. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Dids 11-19-2007 05:01 PM

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lol his neck is like 3" shorter in diameter in the 2nd pic. He looks like a litte nerd that I'd knock over if I was having a bad day.

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Surprisingly, you seem unfamiliar with the concept of "an inch".

wonderwes 11-19-2007 05:23 PM

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The majority of the NFL is on some type of juice, but what he was on made his neck grow to unheard of sizes.

g-bebe 11-19-2007 05:41 PM

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not only did the juice make him way bigger, it also left a tattoo on his neck

Semtex 11-19-2007 05:43 PM

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not only did the juice make him way bigger, it also left a tattoo on his neck

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and gave him a sexy tan

PITTM 11-19-2007 05:47 PM

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well he is a boston fan [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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touche

HajiShirazu 11-19-2007 05:48 PM

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I don't see any neck in the 1st pic.

Vyse 11-19-2007 05:54 PM

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this isn't baseball, where steroids can have a huge impact on ability to see the ball, make contact, generate a sound swing, etc


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It's actually never been proven that steroids have an on-the-field impact, or make balls go farther, etc. Stop spewing things like they're fact.

Kneel B4 Zod 11-19-2007 06:02 PM

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this isn't baseball, where steroids can have a huge impact on ability to see the ball, make contact, generate a sound swing, etc


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It's actually never been proven that steroids have an on-the-field impact, or make balls go farther, etc. Stop spewing things like they're fact.

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NO IT IS FACT

LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED TO BONDS

miajag 11-19-2007 06:07 PM

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this isn't baseball, where steroids can have a huge impact on ability to see the ball, make contact, generate a sound swing, etc


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It's actually never been proven that steroids have an on-the-field impact, or make balls go farther, etc. Stop spewing things like they're fact.

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lol

kylephilly 11-19-2007 06:08 PM

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unreal block,

also, steroids make your mandibles increase, so basically your mouth/jaw just blows up when you are on them. this picture kind of emphasizes that point if true.

HGH makes your forehead into a fat fivehead, see Barry Bounds for examples on this obviously

Vyse 11-19-2007 06:24 PM

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Some people should read Will Carroll.

Kneel B4 Zod 11-19-2007 06:26 PM

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juice causes head big

kyleb 11-19-2007 06:33 PM

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lol vyse read the rest of the thread

SL__72 11-19-2007 06:33 PM

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http://www.profootballtalk.com/ThreeShawnes.jpg

Middle one is pre-2006...

Billy Bibbit 11-19-2007 06:34 PM

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this isn't baseball, where steroids can have a huge impact on ability to see the ball, make contact, generate a sound swing, etc

I doubt Merriman benefited at all from the juice

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No offense, but steroids don't really have a huge impact on the ability to see a ball, make contact, and generate a sound swing. Furthermore, the steroids Merriman were taking were probably to make him blacker.

I think you're out of your element on this one

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SL__72 11-19-2007 06:51 PM

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IE this is kind of a non-story. The one from before getting caught looks pretty much just like the one from after. In the first one he is probably just flexing. Also, the first one does look like it could have been doctored at some point.

prohornblower 11-19-2007 06:55 PM

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lol his neck is like 3" shorter in diameter in the 2nd pic. He looks like a litte nerd that I'd knock over if I was having a bad day.

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Surprisingly, you seem unfamiliar with the concept of "an inch".

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nm, yeah I meant circumference...durrr. And it was hyperbole anyway. Lighten up, dog.

Dids 11-19-2007 07:02 PM

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lol his neck is like 3" shorter in diameter in the 2nd pic. He looks like a litte nerd that I'd knock over if I was having a bad day.

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Surprisingly, you seem unfamiliar with the concept of "an inch".

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nm, yeah I meant circumference...durrr. And it was hyperbole anyway. Lighten up, dog.

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I am light, gosh. Did nobody realize that was a dick joke?

dknightx 11-19-2007 07:36 PM

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you do realize that in the first picture he is purposely making his neck look bigger? Its called tensing/raising your shoulders and pulling your chin back.

ThaSaltCracka 11-19-2007 07:47 PM

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you do realize that in the first picture he is purposely making his neck look bigger? Its called tensing/raising your shoulders and pulling your chin back.

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I mean, dude was caught on the juice. One pic is before he was caught and was from after. He's clearly smaller in the second, obviously because he is no longer taking roids.

bottomset 11-19-2007 07:48 PM

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you do realize that in the first picture he is purposely making his neck look bigger? Its called tensing/raising your shoulders and pulling your chin back.

[/ QUOTE ]You people are hilarious.

I mean, dude was caught on the juice. One pic is before he was caught and was from after. He's clearly smaller in the second, obviously because he is no longer taking roids.

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you'd be amazed what experts with photshop can do

dkgojackets 11-19-2007 07:49 PM

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http://www.profootballtalk.com/ThreeShawnes.jpg

Middle one is pre-2006...

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hmm, most telling thing is how blurry the first pic is. Definitely looks like a photoshop job.

Semtex 11-19-2007 07:52 PM

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Middle one is pre-2006...

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hmm, most telling thing is how blurry the first pic is. Definitely looks like a photoshop job.

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wearing pads makes tattoos disappear and makes one look bigger. it is a proven fact

dkgojackets 11-19-2007 07:58 PM

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well it was said that the nontattoo pic was may 5th 05 (5/5/5 lol) and middle was just pre 06, so that gives him an eight month span to get it. The changein skin color is another story.

Investigation has taken off.

SL__72 11-19-2007 07:59 PM

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you do realize that in the first picture he is purposely making his neck look bigger? Its called tensing/raising your shoulders and pulling your chin back.

[/ QUOTE ]You people are hilarious.

I mean, dude was caught on the juice. One pic is before he was caught and was from after. He's clearly smaller in the second, obviously because he is no longer taking roids.

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Might be getting leveled here, but look at the picture I posted. He got caught/suspended between the 2nd and 3rd pictures which look almost identical.

MuresanForMVP 11-19-2007 07:59 PM

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you do realize that in the first picture he is purposely making his neck look bigger? Its called tensing/raising your shoulders and pulling your chin back.

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I mean, dude was caught on the juice. One pic is before he was caught and was from after. He's clearly smaller in the second, obviously because he is no longer taking roids.

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yea I dont understand what people are getting all bitter about in this thread. These pictures are funny, because he was caught juicing, is now getting stood up and sat down by Jones-Drew, and is a bitch.

vhawk01 11-19-2007 08:06 PM

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you do realize that in the first picture he is purposely making his neck look bigger? Its called tensing/raising your shoulders and pulling your chin back.

[/ QUOTE ]You people are hilarious.

I mean, dude was caught on the juice. One pic is before he was caught and was from after. He's clearly smaller in the second, obviously because he is no longer taking roids.

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Might be getting leveled here, but look at the picture I posted. He got caught/suspended between the 2nd and 3rd pictures which look almost identical.

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It would be interesting to do an experiment, start a thread somewhere and just post the first two pictures, BOTH of which came during his steroid use era. Then sit and watch as everyone goes "ZOMG look how much bigger he used to be steroids obv LDO"

ThaSaltCracka 11-19-2007 08:25 PM

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Its just a dumb argument. He tested positive. End of Story.


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