Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
[annoyingknowitallmode]Not many people know this but the reason for funny voices when inhaling helium is that there is less resistance from the air for the vocal cords so they swing faster giving the voice a higher pitch. Similar you can use a gas heavier than normal air and inhale that there will be more resistance from the air and you will get a deep booming voice as the vocal cords swing slower. You should not do this though as the heavy gas will tend to stay at the bottom of your lungs, so you'll need to be upside down for a while to get rid of the heavy gas.[/annoyingknowitallmode]
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Yeah, it was a good spot for a ban, but I think that gimmick has run its course.
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Free tacos for America.
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
I didn't know that I needed to be freed.
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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I didn't know that I needed to be freed. [/ QUOTE ] bad gimmich attempt.. and free tacos was yesterday.. |
Happy Halloween
My daughter correctly guessed that the pumpkin in the photo weighs 107 pounds...what else was I supposed to do with it?
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1...w/PA311018.jpg |
Re: Happy Halloween
5115 huh... I'm coming over!
gonna bring a weed-eater too.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
Re: Happy Halloween
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gonna bring a weed-eater too.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] You're such a woman. You let the grass get shaggy coming up to Halloween, ldo. |
Re: Happy Halloween
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[ QUOTE ] gonna bring a weed-eater too.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] You're such a woman. You let the grass get shaggy coming up to Halloween, ldo. [/ QUOTE ] good thing my gardener doesn't tell me that... I'd have to break my foot off in his azz! |
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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Palo Alto -- you try shimming an NMR when not even the room is cooperating [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Oh god, NMR...need happy thoughts...HAPPY THOUGHTS!!! |
Re: Happy Halloween
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5115 huh... I'm coming over! gonna bring a weed-eater too.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] my thoughts exactly. still a good display |
Re: Happy Halloween
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[ QUOTE ] gonna bring a weed-eater too.. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] You're such a woman. You let the grass get shaggy coming up to Labor Day, ldo. [/ QUOTE ] fyp dude...seriously http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...th1/721161.jpg [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="red"> Sox </font> |
Re: Happy Halloween
Nice stud hand.
I didn't know we changed to razz Tournament - HORSE - 7 Card Stud High - Level IV (60/120), Ante 12 (converter) Seat 1: 1,496 Seat 2: 2,812 Seat 3: 1,835 Hero: 2,443 Seat 5: 268 Seat 6: 2,084 Seat 8: 1,062 3rd Street - (1.40 SB) Seat 1: xx xx 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___folds Seat 2: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___raises___raises Seat 3: xx xx 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___calls___calls Hero: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___calls___calls Seat 5: xx xx 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___bets___raises___calls Seat 6: xx xx 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___folds Seat 8: xx xx 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___folds 4th Street - (17.40 SB) Seat 2: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___bets___raises___calls Seat 3: xx xx 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___folds Hero: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___raises___raises Seat 5: xx xx 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___calls 16 and is all-in 5th Street - (12.83 BB) Seat 2: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___bets___raises___calls Hero: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___raises___raises Seat 5: xx xx 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___all-in 6th Street - (20.83 BB) Seat 2: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___bets___raises___calls Hero: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___raises___raises Seat 5: xx xx 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___all-in River - (28.83 BB) Seat 2: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] xx___bets___raises___calls Hero: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___raises___raises Seat 5: xx xx 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] xx___all-in Total pot: (36.83 BB) Results (in white):<font color="white"> Total pot 4420 Main pot 1092. Side pot 3328. Seat 2: [Ac 2d Ad 9h Ts Kc Kh] Hero: [3s 7s 2s 5d 9d 4h 6c] (a straight, Three to Seven) Seat 5: [Js Jc 2h 8c 9s Qd 5c] </font> |
Re: Happy Halloween
wd,
I'm sure you got appropriately berated! |
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Spam deleted. Thanks for notifying mods. The recent spate of spammers have been getting in 50+ posts in just a few minutes. Fight back and hit notify mod button asap so we can nuke em quickly and all get on with life. MikeHAven is modding all forums for the moment so even in offpeak times we'll get these idiots banned in short order. gogogo
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game Limit: $2/$4 9 players Converter Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, 4 folds, BB calls. Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6.5SB, 3 players) BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, MP2 calls, BB calls. Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4.75BB, 3 players) BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, MP2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, Hero calls. River: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (8.75BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls. Results: Final pot: 10.75BB BB has Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] LDO Red Sox are awesome |
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
You know you are going to get there Aaron. It may not be as fast as you like but its going to happen. The game isn't going anywhere. What's the rush?
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Re: Happy Halloween
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wd, I'm sure you got appropriately berated! [/ QUOTE ] Oddly enough there was absolutely no chat during the whole tournament. I did get plenty of action as a result of this though. And winning the tourney was pretty sweet too. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
Re: Happy Halloween
How much you bank?
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Re: Happy Halloween
Oh man it was massive! I think I can go to Harvard now.
Maybe use a parking meter there. OK, it was a $3 + .40 8-man turbo SNG. I won $12. |
Re: Happy Halloween
front page of usa today sports:
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/m...]davidson bball go cats! HOLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA edit- fixed link |
Re: Happy Halloween
Tough hand in my bar league last night. We all start with a pretty small stack, 24BB. UTG I limp 55, 3 or 4 other limpers. Flop comes A52. What I always pray to the poker goddess (I think her name is Shania - or is that her sister?) for is to hit my set with an ace so that someone can feel like they have the lead. I check looking for a bet from an ace squatter. All check. Crap! Turn is A. I bet 2BB to get a raise from someone. Guy on my left calls, all else fold. River was a whatever. I put in my whole stack feeling huge with my boat. Guy on left insta-calls. I proudly show 555AA. He says "Nice hand. This is a nice hand too," and shows AAAA. Yup, he had pocket aces and slow played them. I was doomed from the start.
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Re: Happy Halloween
Doomed from the start, perhaps, but misplayed on every street.
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Re: Happy Halloween
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Doomed from the start, perhaps, but misplayed on every street. [/ QUOTE ] |
I feel like Bill Murray
Ever get the feeling you're just playing the same session over and over and over again? My last 3:
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/727...downto1.th.jpg http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/4...own2pj3.th.jpg http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/2...own3fm2.th.jpg |
Re: I feel like Bill Murray
[x] Hero loses concentration after 2,5h IMO.
... or maybe forgets to mix it up. w/e |
Re: I feel like Bill Murray
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[x] Hero loses concentration after 2,5h IMO. ... or maybe forgets to mix it up. w/e [/ QUOTE ] Oh, all 3 are 95% my fault. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] |
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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***You are ignoring this user*** [/ QUOTE ] lol j/k btw why is VR still listed as a mu-mod? just wondering... |
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
May I know what is an 'NC Thread'?
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
NC = No Content
i.e. keep all the garbage / non-strategy posts in here, e.g. http://kunsthalle-zoo.de/fotografie/...g/feli2_gr.jpg |
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
she looks a lot cuter in a bigger picture.
But by posting your avatar as a deffinition of NC are you finally admitting that all your posts are NC. Admiting it is the first step to change. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] |
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Just quit up 6 BB for the day [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] ... God I hope none of you were at my tables to day I would be embarrased I played so bad [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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NC = No Content i.e. keep all the garbage / non-strategy posts in here, e.g. http://kunsthalle-zoo.de/fotografie/...g/feli2_gr.jpg [/ QUOTE ] My goodness, meat for hair??? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Where's the source of that pic (I know it belongs to one of micros' carpal, but where was the pic downloaded from?)? I always can't make up how the hair was 'dyed' from the avatar photos. It's too small to figure. |
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Oh, that's meat? Man, I had always figured it was either some overly gelled do, or else maybe a sugary, candy construction.
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
How would you like your hair?
Medium-rare with sauce bearnaise and fries. |
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Garlic mashed potatoes instead of fries, but close.
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Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
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[ QUOTE ] NC = No Content i.e. keep all the garbage / non-strategy posts in here, e.g. http://kunsthalle-zoo.de/fotografie/...g/feli2_gr.jpg [/ QUOTE ] My goodness, meat for hair??? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] Where's the source of that pic (I know it belongs to one of micros' carpal, but where was the pic downloaded from?)? I always can't make up how the hair was 'dyed' from the avatar photos. It's too small to figure. [/ QUOTE ] The meat should be cooked and she should eat it. She looks like she's super skinny. |
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)
Sorry, the digest will be up tonight. I forgot the text file I had with the links at home.
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