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i was thinking of telling her it was something else if she brings it up next time i see her. Like i shampood the carpets and emptied it into the toilet. Cause i mean it was just brown liquid.

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Odorless brown liquid, right?

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i was thinking of telling her it was something else if she brings it up next time i see her. Like i shampood the carpets and emptied it into the toilet. Cause i mean it was just brown liquid.

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Thats a horse of a different color. If you had just told us in the OP that she was a complete moron, the responses would have been different.

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shouldda just lifted the back part of the toilet and pooped in there. what's that called again college was a blur.

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upper decking

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tell her you left the shtt in the toilet but dont flush it cause you are gonna use it to make jenkem

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tell her you left the shtt in the toilet but dont flush it cause you are gonna use it to make jenkem

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i dont even want to know what jenkem is.

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lol @ OP didnt hit a flush

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lol @ me

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FYP

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tell her you left the shtt in the toilet but dont flush it cause you are gonna use it to make jenkem

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i dont even want to know what jenkem is.

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that shtt [censored] you up

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Also, how do i go about wooing her. Im thinking alcohol.