Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

You lack basic conversation skills; this is how you could have done it:

Your Mom: "Son, I suggest you join the army."
You: "Your Mom joins the army!"

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

Army probably be quite fun. Bet it beats college ;/

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

compromise, join teh coast guard and shoot mexicans ftw

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Army probably be quite fun. Bet it beats college ;/

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No sir. Enjoy that college time.

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compromise, join teh coast guard and shoot mexicans ftw

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This sounds... well at least pretty risk free. How much do they pay? I'll need a new job in like 3-5 years...

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

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This statement is wrong, DUCY?

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

your mom needs to have her brown clown pounded imo

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

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btw, I suggest u don't join the army. Being blown up or shot and the ensuing lifelong deadness definitely sucks.

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This statement is wrong, DUCY?

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absolutely not, plz asplain.

Re: Mom said she wants me to join the army so I get blown up by an IED
 

better sleep with one eye open imo