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pinkis_4girls 11-02-2007 12:59 PM

Re: Soft-playing a female
 
you mainly see the benefits live rather than online. online a lot of people don't take much notice of it - except at around 1 - 5 in the morning when random drunk individuals come online and start trying to seduce you as if you're going to actually suck their dick through a computer screen.

Zire 11-02-2007 01:02 PM

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you mainly see the benefits live rather than online. online a lot of people don't take much notice of it - except at around 1 - 5 in the morning when random drunk individuals come online and start trying to seduce you as if you're going to actually suck their dick through a computer screen.

[/ QUOTE ]Is this even possible?

RikaKazak 11-02-2007 01:06 PM

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Uhh... wtf

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It's a phenomenon scientists refer to as 'thinking with your dick'. This gentleman likely believed that since he went easy on the girl, she will be impressed by his gratitude and, in turn, would like to engage in sexual relations with him later.

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LOL

JKratzer 11-02-2007 01:08 PM

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why wasnt he being nice on the other streets?

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wasn't he?

WHEN_WE_ESCAPE 11-02-2007 01:13 PM

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after i saw a guy do something similar to this i commented that she must be a wh0re, and he's there with her. this caused me to get kicked out of the casino, and my rampage after that got me a 3 month ban.

PocketElevens 11-02-2007 01:13 PM

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Bellagio 15/30

HU pot: Male vs Female
Preflop: Female raises, Male reraises
Flop(2 suited cards): Female checks, Male bets
Turn (blank): Female checks, Male bets
River (3rd suited card): Female checks, Male says, "I'll be nice" and checks. He flips over ATs for nut flush.

Uhh... wtf

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Was he shocked when she didn't leap up from her chair instantly grab his hand and lead him off for sexytime?

What a moron.

pinkis_4girls 11-02-2007 01:16 PM

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you mainly see the benefits live rather than online. online a lot of people don't take much notice of it - except at around 1 - 5 in the morning when random drunk individuals come online and start trying to seduce you as if you're going to actually suck their dick through a computer screen.

[/ QUOTE ]Is this even possible?

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Sure. Hold down Alt-F1 and your computer will turn into a magical sexual portal defiant of all laws of physics!

tame_deuces 11-02-2007 01:25 PM

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you mainly see the benefits live rather than online. online a lot of people don't take much notice of it - except at around 1 - 5 in the morning when random drunk individuals come online and start trying to seduce you as if you're going to actually suck their dick through a computer screen.

[/ QUOTE ]Is this even possible?

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Sure. Hold down Alt-F1 and your computer will turn into a magical sexual portal defiant of all laws of physics!

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Unless he by mistake got the woman version of a computer. Then he does not want to press alt-f1.

[Phill] 11-02-2007 01:31 PM

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Its for this reason i use a womans name on a few of the sites i play on.

VERY +EV

Parsy 11-02-2007 01:36 PM

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I'd have said, "i can either take you to value town or dinner, you decide."


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