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any of you were still twitching, apparently writhing in agony from the effects of the poison.

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A legitimate brag, nh

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well written u rule. probably #2 best thread today.

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This is good, makes my canned clam chowder enjoyable.

Re: Open Letter to the Roaches in My Apartment
 

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well written u rule. probably #2 best thread today.

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A couple of times, I even turned the lights off and stood motionless for five minutes, then flicked them back on and rained horrible death upon whichever of you had been lured out. I really thought this would have been enough to make my point.


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This is awesome.

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Your first mistake was not killing them as soon as you saw them.

Your second was thinking this will finish them off. They learn to avoid the poison. Roaches are geniuses.

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mate with one of their women, in a few generations the breed will be entirely mixed and our civilizations will be one

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thoroughly enjoyable read

this like almost makes me WANT to have a critter problem so I can go to war on those mother fukcers

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Great read

A+

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I see what you did there.

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i haven't read this place in awhile. plz tell me edfurlong is not banned.... plz