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rap is fun.

EDIT: wheres 42it?

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I am white
I will fight
for my right
to fly dat kite
up yo mom's ass

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IReadSouls is obv asking for buttsecks//
In this battle, I have a 'stranglehold' on you, they'll call you 'roughneck'//
This is a nutcheck, you'd be a physician just to do this//
I called you ghey one time, and you switched positions just to prove this//

Edit: Nothing personal in this. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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JayA trust me kid ya srtaight worthless
Callin me gay, when your the one who be droppin soap on purpose
yo, i put ya lyrics to one side and ya style on the shelf
and he had to edit his post cause he was shittin himself
yo, so hurry up and make peace with ya god
i'll murda ya style and let ya soul sleep with the cod
Cause my flow's is like cyanide
at first it seems harmless, then u try eat it and u die inside

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You play the bagpipes with a skirt on, I bet your favorite record label is 'Roc-a-fella'//
You get locked up on purpose cause you like the c*ck-in-jail-huh?//
I drop the soap on purpose? At least I freestyle my verses//
Words come to me so easily while you prewrite and rehearse-this//
Tell your mom this lad said hi, did I tell you she was my first-kiss?//
Rhymes so wet, I could make a diabetic thirstless//

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you should learn some basic decorum dude
you dont write ya [censored]? WTF? this is a forum, newb
Oh you wanna get crushed again, then lets raise the stakes
i'll take a slice out of ya profits like table rake
And when this is over you will stay awake
Only way you'll ever be sweet as me is if you bathe in cake
Yo' lets get this batlle up and runnin, i've been waitin for days
thats right kid, HIV is over, welcome to AIDS

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I want to continue, but I'm trying to freestyle while mtt'ing, and it isn't a good combo. Nice verse there though. I will have to continue either late tonite or sometime tomorrow.

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You too man, i am v. impressed, probs wont be up much longer, its like 4am now and tired i is. nite, and gl in ur flipament.

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something about painful champagne. where's lurker?

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I want to battle, too!

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you should learn some basic decorum dude
you dont write ya [censored]? WTF? this is a forum, newb
Oh you wanna get crushed again, then lets raise the stakes
i'll take a slice out of ya profits like table rake
And when this is over you will stay awake
Only way you'll ever be sweet as me is if you bathe in cake
Yo' lets get this batlle up and runnin, i've been waitin for days
thats right kid, HIV is over, welcome to AIDS

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you start a thread wanting to battle like your [censored] is top shelf//
but you couldn't win a rap battle if you battled yourself//
I'm being for real you're rhymes are elementary//
My rap is heavenly like Jesus is havin them sent to me//
Seriously the least you could do is have your [censored] make sense//
But it makes as much sense as havin a threesome with your parents//
So dont start a battle when you cant even throw a punch because you'll get shot, sliced, and stuffed in a trunk. F.ckin punk, ran outta luck, so you got stuck... battling a champion//
you brought a .45 but i brought cannon//
you can throw out all your secret plannin//
cuz i show no mercy and leave no man standin

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you should learn some basic decorum dude
you dont write ya [censored]? WTF? this is a forum, newb
Oh you wanna get crushed again, then lets raise the stakes
i'll take a slice out of ya profits like table rake
And when this is over you will stay awake
Only way you'll ever be sweet as me is if you bathe in cake
Yo' lets get this batlle up and runnin, i've been waitin for days
thats right kid, HIV is over, welcome to AIDS

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you start a thread wanting to battle like your [censored] is top shelf//
but you couldn't win a rap battle if you battled yourself//
I'm being for real you're rhymes are elementary//
My rap is heavenly like Jesus is havin them sent to me//
Seriously the least you could do is have your [censored] make sense//
But it makes as much sense as havin a threesome with your parents//
So dont start a battle when you cant even throw a punch because you'll get shot, sliced, and stuffed in a trunk. F.ckin punk, ran outta luck, so you got stuck... battling a champion//
you brought a .45 but i brought cannon//
you can throw out all your secret plannin//
cuz i show no mercy and leave no man standin

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