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deadfromsuckouts 10-15-2007 06:29 PM

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 
And I do appreciate your comments, each and every one of yous, but (I hate to say it, but I have to,) you are no limit players, but this is limit Texas holdem. (Or limit Omaha high low sit and goes.) No no-limit player could answer this question, for obvious reasons.

greggg230 10-15-2007 06:48 PM

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 
Even though this is limit, I think most of the time, given the action, monkey want banana

Dynamic 10-15-2007 06:59 PM

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 
arent you supposed to be dead?

deadfromsuckouts 10-15-2007 07:02 PM

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 
I had a good week.

pwnosaurus 10-15-2007 07:08 PM

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 
collusion, LDO. Report monkey to customer support.

deadfromsuckouts 10-15-2007 07:14 PM

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 
I will explain, now. See, when the suckouts hit me, I do not dig it. When only two or three cards could beat me on the river, and did, often I would punch the off button on my computer in anger=even if it was the first hand of the day=I quit. "Small Stakes Hold"em," said, and I am again paraphrasing, that the way that the cards fall makes people want to quit, or stop learning. Bottom line=keep playing.

Dan87 10-15-2007 07:30 PM

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 
[ QUOTE ]
I will explain, now. See, when the suckouts hit me, I do not dig it. When only two or three cards could beat me on the river, and did, often I would punch the off button on my computer in anger=even if it was the first hand of the day=I quit. "Small Stakes Hold"em," said, and I am again paraphrasing, that the way that the cards fall makes people want to quit, or stop learning. Bottom line=gogogo

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deadfromsuckouts 10-15-2007 07:31 PM

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 
ANSWER=wait for the monkey to go BROKE=then play your game=YEAH BABY

keikiwai 10-15-2007 07:33 PM

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 
idk i think it's mix in the middle


So the posse left Houston Texas
All the girls keep callin' us sexist
Houston media is givin' us rappers no pity
So we all hit Kansas City
In K.C. we go The Gates and Suns
Gotta get grub 'fore we run
Met a little freak named Stacy
I said I'm not just here for the Barbecue baby
She gave me that look, like Pebbles
I'm acked with bass not treble
So I say, Oogley-goo oogley-doo-goo-doo
"What'd you say?" I ain't tellin' you
You see the Mix game is laced with riddles
It ain't moaney, it's Mix in the middle
In walked my ex named Wendy
She got a fresh Dooney Bag
'Cause she's tired of Fendi
Oooh, could a brother be busted
Because Wendy trusted, Me?
An' ah told a lit'l lie 'n
Said I was a loyal guy
Wendy got mad and she wants to dis me
In Kansas City
Wendy starts to groovin'
Hands on her hips and her hair starts movin'
She said the Mixalot game is phony
Just 'cause I said I'm runnin' girls like ponies
But talkin' that stuff is my occupation
That's how I got this reputation

deadfromsuckouts 10-15-2007 07:33 PM

Re: What do you do about the monkey in the middle?
 
Thanks my eagle friend.


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