Re: How do you hit on a professor?
 

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slap her in the face with your [censored], girls love that stuff

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HAHAHAHA But seriously this is a good idea DUCY?!?!?

Re: How do you hit on a professor?
 

Starting by asking OOT is probably the best way. Take all the advice you get here as gospel. SIIHP.

Re: How do you hit on a professor?
 

A firm slap to the ass and a "Nice class" seems like the right thing to do here.

Re: How do you hit on a professor?
 

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There was this really, really awkward exit where I think she kinda went to give me a hug and I did the dumb ass hand shake maneuver.

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This is where you screwed yourself. Shoulda hugged her....at least....that might would have led to something more.

Now she's probably feeling jilted & thinks your a jerk & won't returned your email.

Re: How do you hit on a professor?
 

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Yes, you can see professors outside of class
Any liability will be due to her only, you have no liability
Pics ldo

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This is the answer. Ask her out for a beer. I used to go out with one of my old professors.

Re: How do you hit on a professor?
 

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Starting by asking OOT is probably the best way. Take all the advice you get here as gospel.

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LOL. I think this answer can be applied to 90% of OOT advice threads.

Re: How do you hit on a professor?
 

so are you a student there now or not? i am assuming yes. in that case you will probably fail since you are not even smooth enough to get a hug from her, and it takes a little bit of maneuvering to stick it in a professor while you are a student.

so just give up is basically what i am saying.

also what is up with the email you sent. "hey it was good to see you. boy how about those abstract expressionists, they sure were wacky! anyway great bumping into you." did you actually ask her to go somewhere or do anything, or did you just send her an email with no point? if so don't be surprised that she didn't respond, because you made it clear that you are (still) an awkward weirdo

Re: How do you hit on a professor?
 

"I was wondering if you could help me straighten out my Longfellow."

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Re: How do you hit on a professor?
 

"Stop by my place later, and I'll bust on your face like a Jackson Pollock."