Re: Condoms (poletarding!!)
beat: my toilet isnt strong enough to flush condoms
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Re: Condoms (poletarding!!)
HUDGE BEAT: one split last thursday & just found out the morning after pill only works 19/20 FFS
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Re: Condoms (poletarding!!)
19/20 is pretty good
thats like your odds of losing with pocket aces twice in a row ...oh [censored] |
Re: Condoms (poletarding!!)
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[ QUOTE ] You flush them so the girl can't go into the trash can after it and set you up for rape or babies, LDO. T (Ain't ya ever seen The Crush???) [/ QUOTE ] Take the woman's advice folks. Always flush your own [censored]. There's LOTS of scheisty women out there who'll pull a fast one on you if you're not careful. Edited to add: BTW, real men blow their loads in a chick's mouth or hair. Teenage boys finsh in condoms ldo [/ QUOTE ] Yes |
Re: Condoms (poletarding!!)
I noticed the BASTARD option is disproportionately low. I wonder why???? It seems to be appropriate for some of these tricky women. its tricky to rock around the clock all night thats right its tricky.... tricky tricky tricky
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Re: Condoms (poletarding!!)
On your GFs parents floor...
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Loc: Team HellaSuperAwesome [/ QUOTE ] Sorry i cant get enough of this LOC. |
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[ QUOTE ] Loc: Team HellaSuperAwesome [/ QUOTE ] Sorry i cant get enough of this LOC. [/ QUOTE ] I'm not sure if the pleasures all mine or all yours, babe. |
Re: Condoms (poletarding!!)
rinse it out and put it back in your wallet
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rinse it out and put it back in your wallet [/ QUOTE ] |
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