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ohgeetee 09-25-2007 11:39 AM

Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condo
 
the puppies decide that puppy 100 should count all of the jizz filled condoms in front of him. If there is an odd number, he calls out jizz, if even, he calls out tears.

puppy 99 then counts the number of jizz filled prophylactics in front of him, and if the number is still odd, he knows he wears tears and calls it out. If its even, he realizes that its the steaming hot spunk of satan dripping down his face, and calls it out accordingly.

puppy 98, knowing the plan, should do the count as well. If puppy 99 called out jizz, and the count has odd jizz, puppy 98 knows he wears the sweet tears of mary, otherwise he is a skeet head too.

each other puppy should repeat the process. puppy 100 has a 50% change of sacrificing himself to be with jesus, fetching dripping panties for the son of god, or living with a bunch of jizz covered puppy friends.

Limesparks 09-25-2007 11:41 AM

Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condo
 
bingo except puppy 100 has 0% chance because jesus heard the whole plan and can guarantee himself one puppy ghost by manipulating the condom placement

Membrate 09-25-2007 11:58 AM

Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condo
 
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the puppies decide that puppy 100 should count all of the jizz filled condoms in front of him. If there is an odd number, he calls out jizz, if even, he calls out tears.

puppy 99 then counts the number of jizz filled prophylactics in front of him, and if the number is still odd, he knows he wears tears and calls it out. If its even, he realizes that its the steaming hot spunk of satan dripping down his face, and calls it out accordingly.

puppy 98, knowing the plan, should do the count as well. If puppy 99 called out jizz, and the count has odd jizz, puppy 98 knows he wears the sweet tears of mary, otherwise he is a skeet head too.

each other puppy should repeat the process. puppy 100 has a 50% change of sacrificing himself to be with jesus, fetching dripping panties for the son of god, or living with a bunch of jizz covered puppy friends.

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Jesus didnt say that it would be a 50-50 split he just said some would be jizz and some would be tears!!!!1

Your plan failz imo

Limesparks 09-25-2007 12:00 PM

Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condo
 
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Your plan failz imo

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wrong

Membrate 09-25-2007 12:10 PM

Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condoms
 
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so jesus, since he is the all caring lamb of god said i'll make u a deal puppies. i will line u all up single file and put a used condom on each of ur heads. some of the condoms will be filled with satans cum, some will be filled with the tears of virgin mary. satans cum is bright red and marys tears are glowing white fwiw.


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This could be 80-20, 70-30, non could have tears in non could have jizz in etc etc..

Puppies have no basis to assume that its 50-50.

[x] You lose

Next puzzle.

Limesparks 09-25-2007 12:14 PM

Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condo
 
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Puppies have no basis to assume that its 50-50.

[x] You lose

Next puzzle.

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WHERE DOES HE SAY ITS 50-50 IT WORKS WITH ANY DISTRIBUTION YOU [censored] IDIOT NO NEW PUZZEL 4 U

Membrate 09-25-2007 12:27 PM

Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condo
 


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WHERE DOES HE SAY ITS 50-50 IT WORKS WITH ANY DISTRIBUTION YOU [censored] IDIOT NO NEW PUZZEL 4 U

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sigh....

assume your puppy 100. You see 77 puppies have jizz, leaving 22 puppies with tears (plus yourself with unknown to you) - you assume that you have tears, you disapear. puppy 99 sees 76 puppies with jizz leaving 22 with tears and himself with unknown, how has puppy 100's sacrifice made any difference.

an odd/even system of guessing only works if the DISTRIBUTION IS CLEAR.

Please to be explaining if im wrong because i must be missing something, right?

The answer given WOULD have been correct if jesus stated how they would be distributed because only the last puppy in the line can see all so it wouldnt change the puzzle. but if the distribution is totally random each puppy only really has a 50:50 chance of being correct.

Limesparks 09-25-2007 12:29 PM

Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condo
 
type these letters into google: p-a-r-i-t-y

Georgia Avenue 09-25-2007 12:33 PM

Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condo
 
Did you mean: Hudge Myspace PARTY ?

Limesparks 09-25-2007 12:36 PM

Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condo
 
stay out of it GA im bout to [censored] a skull up in here ur liable to get hurt


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