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Franchise 60 09-01-2007 12:14 AM

Re: Whats he longest you will grind/make out w/ girl before you give u
 
I'm not gonna waste my hard earned money on grinding/making out for more than 2-3 mins, maybe less if its a half hour rate.

kindergartencop 09-01-2007 01:38 AM

Re: Whats he longest you will grind/make out w/ girl before you give u
 
trust me next time this happens just get naked.

Spechel EDD 09-01-2007 01:39 AM

Re: Whats he longest you will grind/make out w/ girl before you give u
 
USERNAME HALF POINT

T-God 09-01-2007 01:43 AM

Re: Whats he longest you will grind/make out w/ girl before you give u
 
Tell her you're a doctor. Or that your penis is a doctor and it has some suspicions.

dgratz 09-01-2007 01:54 AM

Re: Whats he longest you will grind/make out w/ girl before you give u
 
Superman dat hoe

Bork 09-01-2007 01:56 AM

Re: Whats he longest you will grind/make out w/ girl before you give up?
 
She isn't like that! i.e. not desperate enough to have sex with you.

keikiwai 09-01-2007 02:20 AM

Re: Whats he longest you will grind/make out w/ girl before you give u
 
just say, "my baloney pony doesn't live in a petting zoo, GTFO if you don't want a ride"

[/incredibly clever witticisms]

RPatterson67 09-01-2007 02:21 AM

Re: Whats he longest you will grind/make out w/ girl before you give u
 
Grinding/making out with a girl while never reaching your goal of coitus is another example of the deluded pursuit of sensual pleasure ending in suffering.

holdme 09-01-2007 02:22 AM

Re: Whats he longest you will grind/make out w/ girl before you give u
 
shes not serious, you should totally fingerblast that ho

jschell 09-01-2007 02:37 AM

Re: Whats he longest you will grind/make out w/ girl before you give u
 
[ QUOTE ]
If she's trying to keep her virginity for religious reasons tell her "anal isn't real sex."

[/ QUOTE ]
My virginal high school g/f rationalized that anal wasn't real sex. Made sense to me.


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