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RickAstleyFan 08-11-2007 12:24 AM

Re: Dear Jack Cust
 
If only he hadn't wasted 8 seasons playing in the minors and for Five other teams...

kyleb 08-11-2007 12:24 AM

Re: Dear Jack Cust
 
Wasted? He was just giving the rest of the MLB a head start.

MikeyPatriot 08-11-2007 12:31 AM

Re: Dear Jack Cust
 
If you look closely, Jack Cust actually keeps his eyes closed until he hears the ball come off the pitcher's fingertips.

Bremen 08-11-2007 12:36 AM

Re: Dear Jack Cust
 
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If you look closely, Jack Cust actually keeps his eyes closed until he hears the ball come off the pitcher's fingertips.

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Jack Cust once hit a ball so had it traveled back in time and killed off the dinosaurs.

kyleb 08-11-2007 12:43 AM

Re: Dear Jack Cust
 
Alright I can't beat that, gg

kkcountry 08-11-2007 01:09 AM

Re: Dear Jack Cust
 
Question: With the bases loaded and one out in a one run game and Cust at the plate, (like tonight) the sabermetrically correct play was to walk him, right?

Karak567 08-11-2007 01:14 AM

Re: Dear Jack Cust
 
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Alright I can't beat that, gg

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i can

jack cust once hit a ball so hard it... KILLED CHUCK NORRIS!

Jack of Arcades 08-11-2007 01:15 AM

Re: Dear Jack Cust
 
actually the correct play is to forfeit. he's going to hit a home run no matter what you do, so it's best avoid the whiplash your pitcher might suffer trying to follow the ball leaving the state.

kidcolin 08-11-2007 02:17 AM

Re: Dear Jack Cust
 
Bremen's post is one of the better ones in SE's history, and I don't even have a Cust boner.

MikeyPatriot 08-11-2007 03:46 AM

Re: Dear Jack Cust
 
Bremen,

I kept trying to think of a Jack Cust goes back in time to do something post. You have exceeded anything I could thing of.

NH, sir.


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