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MediaPA 07-09-2007 03:17 PM

Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 
Decent line from Dead Like Me

Death is kind of like sex in high school. If you knew how many times you missed having it, you'd be paralyzed.

justatrey 07-09-2007 04:32 PM

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Similarities are kinda eery. I'm 25, also live in Media PA and ended a 3 year drought 2 weekends ago with a girl I'd rate about a 6. She lost a point for being annoying and being obsessed with Bon Jovi.

Met girl (23) at shore on memorial day eve, got #, made date and eventually found ourselves in her basement with the parents asleep upstairs. I'd give her a 6. Anyways, the saddest part about all of this is that plenty of girls are attracted to me but I've had absolutely no game in the past because of shyness and it took HER APPROACHING ME at a bar to finally end this pathetic streak. The best part of this is that I haven't heard from her since.

Finally I've learned to just force myself to stop being a pussy all the time and incredibly it seems to be working.

guids 07-09-2007 04:35 PM

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3 years- you are officially a born again virgin

4 years- you are officially bi-curious

5 years- you are officially gay

6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends.

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shouldn't the free hooker come right after the 1st sign of bi-curiousness...every swinging d*ck deserves one last chance before they shove their hotdog into a chocolate hole

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nah, its kind of like a punishment from your friends.

gisb0rne 07-09-2007 04:40 PM

Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 
32 years.

pa3lsvt 07-09-2007 07:09 PM

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My wife's been out of town since Thursday.

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My gf started on the rag Saturday. We ain't down with crime scene sex any more.

wezvidz 07-09-2007 07:40 PM

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23 years in just over a week (23rd bday). How depressing.

pergesu 07-09-2007 07:41 PM

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23 years in just over a week (23rd bday). How depressing.

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I don't think it's depressing. If it's been 23 years you've obviously chosen to do so. There's nothing depressing about that.

edfurlong 07-09-2007 07:44 PM

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My wife's been out of town since Thursday.

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Answer the question.

John Spartan 07-09-2007 07:46 PM

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23 years in just over a week (23rd bday). How depressing.

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I don't think it's depressing. If it's been 23 years you've obviously chosen to do so. There's nothing depressing about that.

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yeah i didn't lose my virginity till i was 20, almost 21(2 years ago). I lost it later than most of my friends obviously but I was waiting for marriage from some of that and then just decided that I didn't want to anymore. I've only been with two women since that first one so my # is only 3 at almost age 23. I guess it doesn't really matter much but every woman I've been with has had more experience than me.

It also doesn't help that I have ED at age 22 apparently and have to take Levitra for it. After I take that I am good to go and rock a stiff one for awhile, but I hate having to rely on that. I don't feel like guys my age should have to deal with something as [censored] as ED. I'm too embarrassed to tell my girlfriend about it. She thinks i'm a stud from my performance but if she knew I wouldn't be able to get a really solid erection without the help of drugs, I don't know...

Now the other med I was on is even overpowering the Levitra but that's anotehr story. I feel like most guys at my age should not have physical penis problems

SVTHORD 07-09-2007 07:56 PM

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It also doesn't help that I have ED at age 22 apparently and have to take Levitra for it. After I take that I am good to go and rock a stiff one for awhile, but I hate having to rely on that. I don't feel like guys my age should have to deal with something as [censored] as ED. I'm too embarrassed to tell my girlfriend about it. She thinks i'm a stud from my performance but if she knew I wouldn't be able to get a really solid erection without the help of drugs, I don't know...

Now the other med I was on is even overpowering the Levitra but that's anotehr story. I feel like most guys at my age should not have physical penis problems

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Maybe you're just a gay?


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