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is it too late to take back the unprotected sex incidents?

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lololol, dude, I'm telling you shes a ho mwahahahaha

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So Bodog sends me an e-mail telling me I have $12 laying around there, so I decided to play a little .10/.25 nl to see what I could do with it...that lasted one hand:

Dealt to Hero: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Checks around to small blind who limps, I raise to .75, villian calls. Flop comes:

A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Chk, Chk

Turn, 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Villian bets .50, I call

River: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Villan bets $1.50, I shove, villian calls

Quad Aces...bye bye $12 (rigged obv.) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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this hand was played so poorly

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So Bodog sends me an e-mail telling me I have $12 laying around there, so I decided to play a little .10/.25 nl to see what I could do with it...that lasted one hand:

Dealt to Hero: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Checks around to small blind who limps, I raise to .75, villian calls. Flop comes:

A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Chk, Chk

Turn, 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Villian bets .50, I call

River: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Villan bets $1.50, I shove, villian calls

Quad Aces...bye bye $12 (rigged obv.) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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this hand was played so poorly

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By me? or villian? or both? That was probably my 100th hand ever of nl cash so I know I suck...What'd I do wrong (maybe the pf raise was bad)?

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So Bodog sends me an e-mail telling me I have $12 laying around there, so I decided to play a little .10/.25 nl to see what I could do with it...that lasted one hand:

Dealt to Hero: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Checks around to small blind who limps, I raise to .75, villian calls. Flop comes:

A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Chk, Chk

Turn, 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Villian bets .50, I call

River: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Villan bets $1.50, I shove, villian calls

Quad Aces...bye bye $12 (rigged obv.) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I nominate this for worst hand of the year

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So Bodog sends me an e-mail telling me I have $12 laying around there, so I decided to play a little .10/.25 nl to see what I could do with it...that lasted one hand:

Dealt to Hero: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Checks around to small blind who limps, I raise to .75, villian calls. Flop comes:

A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Chk, Chk

Turn, 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Villian bets .50, I call

River: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Villan bets $1.50, I shove, villian calls

Quad Aces...bye bye $12 (rigged obv.) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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this hand was played so poorly

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By me? or villian? or both? That was probably my 100th hand ever of nl cash so I know I suck...What'd I do wrong (maybe the pf raise was bad)?

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The PF raise is fine, I would bet the flop here. but checking isnt SO bad. the turn play is horrible, you have to raise this.

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So Bodog sends me an e-mail telling me I have $12 laying around there, so I decided to play a little .10/.25 nl to see what I could do with it...that lasted one hand:

Dealt to Hero: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Checks around to small blind who limps, I raise to .75, villian calls. Flop comes:

A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Chk, Chk

Turn, 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Villian bets .50, I call

River: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Villan bets $1.50, I shove, villian calls

Quad Aces...bye bye $12 (rigged obv.) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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this hand was played so poorly

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By me? or villian? or both? That was probably my 100th hand ever of nl cash so I know I suck...What'd I do wrong (maybe the pf raise was bad)?

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raise more preflop, you dont have to bet the flop w/ your stack but i probably would, def bet the turn so that you dont have to overbet to get the money in on the river

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So Bodog sends me an e-mail telling me I have $12 laying around there, so I decided to play a little .10/.25 nl to see what I could do with it...that lasted one hand:

Dealt to Hero: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Checks around to small blind who limps, I raise to .75, villian calls. Flop comes:

A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Chk, Chk

Turn, 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Villian bets .50, I call

River: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Villan bets $1.50, I shove, villian calls

Quad Aces...bye bye $12 (rigged obv.) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I nominate this for worst hand of the year

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lmao and I thought I was posting this because it was funny that I lost in hand 1 after flopping a boat, not because I donked it up so bad. Guess it wasn't rigged after all, just a mercy killing [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

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So Bodog sends me an e-mail telling me I have $12 laying around there, so I decided to play a little .10/.25 nl to see what I could do with it...that lasted one hand:

Dealt to Hero: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Checks around to small blind who limps, I raise to .75, villian calls. Flop comes:

A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Chk, Chk

Turn, 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Villian bets .50, I call

River: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Villan bets $1.50, I shove, villian calls

Quad Aces...bye bye $12 (rigged obv.) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I nominate this for worst hand of the year

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you must not have seen me donking at 2/5 last night...played the worst poker i have in forever. the funny part is, i have to play godawful to go -140 in that [censored] game. amazing.

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So Bodog sends me an e-mail telling me I have $12 laying around there, so I decided to play a little .10/.25 nl to see what I could do with it...that lasted one hand:

Dealt to Hero: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Checks around to small blind who limps, I raise to .75, villian calls. Flop comes:

A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Chk, Chk

Turn, 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

Villian bets .50, I call

River: K [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

Villan bets $1.50, I shove, villian calls

Quad Aces...bye bye $12 (rigged obv.) [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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I nominate this for worst hand of the year

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you must not have seen me donking at 2/5 last night...played the worst poker i have in forever. the funny part is, i have to play godawful to go -140 in that [censored] game. amazing.

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Yeah, if only STTs were still like this..sigh..

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If I played sets I'd kill myself.