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catalyst 05-17-2007 12:47 AM

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every expertly done bbbj by a hot chick.


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I've never had a bj with a condom on - is it normal to wear one during oral?

pokulator 05-17-2007 12:55 AM

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every expertly done bbbj by a hot chick.


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I've never had a bj with a condom on - is it normal to wear one during oral?

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only if you paid for it

88jayhawks 05-17-2007 01:05 AM

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last week on my roof during the middle of the day, visible from many places, especially when i had her legs pointing towards the sky

oh, and during finals last year i had sex in our library stacks down in the basement as a study break, pretty weird, but she wanted it so i obliged

fluorescenthippo 05-17-2007 01:05 AM

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with my current gf, about a month ago. but its all very good so w/e

youtalkfunny 05-17-2007 03:30 AM

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First time I had sex.

Met a girl in a hotel bar (yes, I was old enough to drink the first time I got laid--I was pretty goofy up until then), went up to her room. Blew my load in about five seconds. She was pretty disappointed.

Five minutes later, I was ready for Round Two. She was no longer disappointed after that.

Rounds Three, Four, Five, and Six, all between "the time the bar closed" and "sunrise", were like a porn montage. Every position you ever spent your life wondering about. It was like a test drive for me, I was trying everything I could think of.

Near the end of Round Five, the headboard started rocking with the bed, slamming against the wall. I grabbed the top with one hand, so that my fingers would stay between the headboard and the wall, which silenced things. She reached up, and pulled my hand off the headboard. I guess she wanted the folks in the next room to know she was getting slammed.

I didn't see the point of stopping to discuss it, so I shrugged and said, "Ah, [censored] it."

She immediately let out her loudest moan of the night.

"You like it when I talk dirty?", I asked, surprised (what did I know?). She nodded eagerly.

"You like the way I [censored] your [censored]?" She dug her nails in, and came right there.

Armed with that knowledge, Round Six was the best sex I've ever had. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

(Round Seven, the next morning, is a personal best that still stands to this day. Now that I'm 40, I'd call that record unbreakable.)

luckyjimm 05-17-2007 05:15 AM

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This thread is useless without pics

elus2 05-17-2007 05:40 AM

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every expertly done bbbj by a hot chick.

The nails down my back during which left scars for a week was quite a mix of sensations.

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How much for a gfe?

dozer 05-17-2007 09:20 AM

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Fourth of July in Chicago. I'm like 18. My Dad's a hotshot lawyer and his office is in a skyscraper that overlooks Grant Park where they are shooting off fireworks. Plenty of friends, family and co-workers circulating the office. My gf and I went to play cards (gin rummy was the only game she'd play) in my Dad's boss's office. We decided that the loser would give the winner head. I won. Two minutes later, she was on the floor with her pants off and I nailed her. I pulled out and came on the backside of a couch cushion in my Dad's boss's office. We zipped up, and a minute later my Dad came in to tell us that dinner was ready.

sonneti 05-17-2007 09:43 AM

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Ummm... the next time

hamsamich 05-17-2007 09:47 AM

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I stayed at the Hotel Carlton in SF last January with my girlfriend. While there, I had my then girlfriend spread eagle up against the 10th floor window over looking Sutter Street. The sex was great, and what capped it off was the Grolsch I was pounding while balls deep. It was pretty sweet.

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Wife and I did this @ Borgata. They have that bar that goes across the window. Excellent for getting leverage....and ummm....tying things to...lol


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