Re: Girl needs cash and will buy me something on her dads credit card.
 

Ask her for a cut of whatever drugs she is buying.

Re: Girl needs cash and will buy me something on her dads credit card.
 

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This is not going to end well.

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If she needs cash and cannot use a credit card it is a reasonable assumption that she wants to use said cash for something...shady? Regardless of what she wants it for her father will assume she wanted it for something shady (as we are) and thus, she wants cash but to make it look like a reasonable purchase when her father gets the bill for his credit card. Thus, she'll buy OP anything and take 1/2 its cost in cash since for her it's +500, -explanation to her father which she surely plans on BSing. Lot easier to BS a purchase of any kind than a cash advance.

This is obvious.

Why are you so dumb?

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there are a ton of different ways she could accomplish the exact same set of goals, and not piss away 50%, thats all we're saying.

Re: Girl needs cash and will buy me something on her dads credit card.
 

Okay, this might be OOT, but this is still a poker forum. Deposit $1000 on a poker site. This is a $500 free roll FFS.

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If she needs cash and cannot use a credit card it is a reasonable assumption that she wants to use said cash for something...shady? Regardless of what she wants it for her father will assume she wanted it for something shady (as we are) and thus, she wants cash but to make it look like a reasonable purchase when her father gets the bill for his credit card. Thus, she'll buy OP anything and take 1/2 its cost in cash since for her it's +500, -explanation to her father which she surely plans on BSing. Lot easier to BS a purchase of any kind than a cash advance.

This is obvious.

Why are you so dumb?

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there are a ton of different ways she could accomplish the exact same set of goals, and not piss away 50%, thats all we're saying.

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Yes was only directed at the poster directly above me. I agree with you. Seems like the reasons for not getting a cash advance should be obvious. She is probably very dumb, however her not wanting a cash advance actually shows some semblance of intelligence.

Re: Girl needs cash and will buy me something on her dads credit card.
 

Be prepared. Have her get you a gun, some condoms and a retainer for a criminal attorney.

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If she needs cash and cannot use a credit card it is a reasonable assumption that she wants to use said cash for something...shady? Regardless of what she wants it for her father will assume she wanted it for something shady (as we are) and thus, she wants cash but to make it look like a reasonable purchase when her father gets the bill for his credit card. Thus, she'll buy OP anything and take 1/2 its cost in cash since for her it's +500, -explanation to her father which she surely plans on BSing. Lot easier to BS a purchase of any kind than a cash advance.

This is obvious.

Why are you so dumb?

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Wouldn't BSing a 500 dollar cash advance be easier than BSing a 1000 dollar charge? She could just say the store or whatever didn't take credit cards.

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wow this girl is dumb. If she can just charge anything she wants to her dads card, why the eff would she take such a hit by selling it to you for half price? Tho I guess her being stupid isnt your fault

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Because she wants drugs probably. She could certainly get a much better deal though.

Re: Girl needs cash and will buy me something on her dads credit card.
 

If she's going to steal her dad's credit card that is going to have an obvious random charge on it in a month wouldn't it make more sense to just steal the money from his wallet?

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hahah i don't think she's stealing it; she's prbably allowed t buy whatever she wants