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billyjex 05-15-2007 05:05 AM

Re: BEAT: I PLAYED A DONKAMENT
 
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Well, you won like 30k more than I did in this tourny

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Well, when I was your age, I had 20 dollars to my name.

billyjex 05-15-2007 05:07 AM

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sorry sir

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i appreciate the apology

however i will never like you

AceCR9 05-15-2007 05:13 AM

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Beat: I eat good so I don't become fat like the rest of you, but I'm depressed so I'm stuffing my face with ice cream.


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ice cream is never a beat

nation 05-15-2007 05:14 AM

Re: BEAT: I PLAYED A DONKAMENT
 
i love u billy

nation 05-15-2007 05:15 AM

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even if god doesnt

billyjex 05-15-2007 05:33 AM

Re: BEAT: I PLAYED A DONKAMENT
 
[censored] IT ALL AWAY

Full Tilt Poker Game #2429401718: Table Real Park (6 max) - $25/$50 - $1,500 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 5:31:20 ET - 2007/05/15
Seat 1: Braisss ($6,819.50)
Seat 2: mmas3883 ($1,820.50)
Seat 3: keekee12 ($7,152.10)
Seat 4: johny001 ($5,978.50)
Seat 5: caressmedown ($1,769)
mmas3883 posts the small blind of $25
keekee12 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Ac Ad]
Friday Fruit adds $1,500
johny001 calls $50
caressmedown raises to $225
Braisss folds
mmas3883 folds
keekee12 calls $175
johny001 calls $175
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9h 5h]
keekee12 checks
johny001 checks
caressmedown bets $400
keekee12 folds
johny001 raises to $1,275, and is capped
caressmedown calls $875, and is capped
johny001 shows [Js Kh]
caressmedown shows [Ac Ad]
*** TURN *** [Qh 9h 5h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9h 5h 6s] [4h]
johny001 shows a flush, King high
caressmedown shows a pair of Aces
johny001 wins the pot ($3,247) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***

Spechel EDD 05-15-2007 05:35 AM

Re: BEAT: I PLAYED A DONKAMENT
 
lol

Reef 05-15-2007 05:56 AM

Re: BEAT: I PLAYED A DONKAMENT
 
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[censored] IT ALL AWAY

Full Tilt Poker Game #2429401718: Table Real Park (6 max) - $25/$50 - $1,500 Cap No Limit Hold'em - 5:31:20 ET - 2007/05/15
Seat 1: Braisss ($6,819.50)
Seat 2: mmas3883 ($1,820.50)
Seat 3: keekee12 ($7,152.10)
Seat 4: johny001 ($5,978.50)
Seat 5: caressmedown ($1,769)
mmas3883 posts the small blind of $25
keekee12 posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to caressmedown [Ac Ad]
Friday Fruit adds $1,500
johny001 calls $50
caressmedown raises to $225
Braisss folds
mmas3883 folds
keekee12 calls $175
johny001 calls $175
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9h 5h]
keekee12 checks
johny001 checks
caressmedown bets $400
keekee12 folds
johny001 raises to $1,275, and is capped
caressmedown calls $875, and is capped
johny001 shows [Js Kh]
caressmedown shows [Ac Ad]
*** TURN *** [Qh 9h 5h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9h 5h 6s] [4h]
johny001 shows a flush, King high
caressmedown shows a pair of Aces
johny001 wins the pot ($3,247) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***

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fold river

billyjex 05-15-2007 05:58 AM

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lol

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you're the fattest one of them all

billyjex 05-15-2007 05:59 AM

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sorry sir

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nice push dude!

Seat 1: CalBandGreat (438,216)
Seat 2: cheesemonster (1,661,288)
Seat 5: DF_Newbie (624,496)
CalBandGreat antes 3,500
cheesemonster antes 3,500
DF_Newbie antes 3,500
DF_Newbie posts the small blind of 14,000
CalBandGreat posts the big blind of 28,000
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
cheesemonster raises to 99,999
DF_Newbie raises to 620,996, and is all in
CalBandGreat folds
cheesemonster calls 520,997
DF_Newbie shows [Kd Jh]
cheesemonster shows [Ad Ks]
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5s 3c]
*** TURN *** [Ac 5s 3c] [Js]
DF_Newbie: gg
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5s 3c Js] [5c]
DF_Newbie shows two pair, Jacks and Fives
cheesemonster shows two pair, Aces and Fives
cheesemonster wins the pot (1,280,492) with two pair, Aces and Fives


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