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eastbay 04-01-2007 11:38 PM

Re: how to exploit the coming apocalypse?
 

Sandwich board sign makers?

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eastbay

Shoe 04-01-2007 11:39 PM

Re: how to exploit the coming apocalypse?
 
Buy a really comfortable coffin now. The price of these are going to skyrocket!

pig4bill 04-02-2007 01:47 AM

Re: how to exploit the coming apocalypse?
 
The first thing some of you should research is climate change.

As for investing in companies that will help stop global warming, until somebody invents a way to stop sunspots, nobody is going to slow down global warming.

cbloom 04-02-2007 01:49 AM

Re: how to exploit the coming apocalypse?
 
Oh, also short anything in the Maldives. Those guys are [censored].

scott1 04-02-2007 11:06 AM

Re: how to exploit the coming apocalypse?
 
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Oh, also short anything in the Maldives. Those guys are [censored].

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and long the Dutch. Experts at keeping water out.

r3vbr 04-02-2007 11:36 AM

Re: how to exploit the coming apocalypse?
 
1)Go bullish on everything
2)collect dividends
3)with dividend money, start buying guns and canned food
4)build basement bunker

win-win situation.. if apocalypse doesnt come, then you made bullish calls and got capital gains, if it does, then money is useless, and most valuable assets become a shotgun, a water purifier and SPAM.

See also:
portable generator, rechargable flashlight, radio, antibiotics, compass, pocketknife, gold bullion

smartalecc5 04-02-2007 08:12 PM

Re: how to exploit the coming apocalypse?
 
KI nuke pills too?

Eder 04-02-2007 11:43 PM

Re: how to exploit the coming apocalypse?
 
Invest in ozone atmospheric replenishment technologies...err wait...that was the 90's...

fraac 07-05-2007 11:59 PM

Re: how to exploit the coming apocalypse?
 
Long cockroaches.

bigboy5540 07-06-2007 01:23 AM

Re: how to exploit the coming apocalypse?
 
all, if the end of the world were to come who cares about investments.


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