Re: Tex-Ass Hole\'em (nsfw)
 

I'd maximize EV and exploit her weaknesses

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The dialogs for this have to be hilarious

Re: Tex-Ass Hole\'em (nsfw)
 

"hit the backdoor flush"

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I got one!

I have the NUTS!

/self ban plz.

Re: Tex-Ass Hole\'em (nsfw)
 

I raise... MY PENIS!

Re: Tex-Ass Hole\'em (nsfw)
 

lol bonkaments!

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oh baby gimme that royal YESSSSSS YESSSSS YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OHMY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Re: Tex-Ass Hole\'em (nsfw)
 

This reminds of that stupid sexually implicit UB commercial with Antonio Esfandiari in it with two bimbos

"I'm all in", "This is the ultimate LAYdown", "This is an OFFsuit" ,etc

Re: Tex-Ass Hole\'em (nsfw)
 

MrFeelNothin presented this to our housemate (Mvcode3) for his birthday last year. We started it...some chick and some guy are playing and i swear it must be rigged because one has 2pr and one has a set and the guy is like i'm all in and the girl is like i'm all in and then the guy says if i win i get to do whatever i want to you and the girl says ok and BAM guy wins and he fukcs her azz like whoa. I assume the rest is more of the same. maybe some STT digresses into a giant orgy or something, we didn't get that far

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OH OH OH IM ABOUT TO GO BUSTOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Then he goes on BBV and posts graffs lawl.