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We had been talking about the NFL and college ball all night


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It all becomes clear.

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i will beat him within an inch of his life and then nurse him back to health so that i can do it again. i will chagre $50 for this service.

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Tdarko,

I think you're right, that's why I haven't done anything. It just really pisses me off that this kid basically got away with it. Honestly, I'm surprised that I was the one telling my boys not to go after him until I figured out what happened. Back in the day I was a real hothead (like middle school) but I've grown way past that. I guess its just going to be one of those things where people who do stupid [censored] will get what's coming to them in the end.

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i will beat him within an inch of his life and then nurse him back to health so that i can do it again. i will chagre $50 for this service.

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I charge 49.99$, and Ill sleep with his sister/mom too.

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i will beat him within an inch of his life and then nurse him back to health so that i can do it again. i will chagre $50 for this service.

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Done. I'll find you at the 15/30? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Just stink-palm him.

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What do you mean by "Ithen went back down"? Did he hit you again? Where you incoherent and passed out? Have you seen a doctor? If there is damage, call the police and a lawyer. Its the right play.

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So what will his comeuppance be?

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A similar situation occured to my buddy when I was in school. I don't know if this is possible given your relationship with the sucker puncher, but I'll throw it out there.

Basically we waited until we were at a party with the guy and my buddy pounded one out into a beer cup. We then distracted him and changed out his cup. Once he drank it, we told everyone at the party.

Up side is that it doesn't risk jail time for you. Further upside is that he may get pissed enoough to come after you and then you can beat his ass and call it self defense. Even further upside is that he will never be able live it down or enjoy beer again.

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Back in the day I was a real hothead (like middle school) but I've grown way past that.

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I'm going to go out on a limb and say you smarted off to him, unless of course that's just ridiculously out of character.

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So what will his comeuppance be?

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A similar situation occured to my buddy when I was in school. I don't know if this is possible given your relationship with the sucker puncher, but I'll throw it out there.

Basically we waited until we were at a party with the guy and my buddy pounded one out into a beer cup. We then distracted him and changed out his cup. Once he drank it, we told everyone at the party.

Up side is that it doesn't risk jail time for you. Further upside is that he may get pissed enoough to come after you and then you can beat his ass and call it self defense. Even further upside is that he will never be able live it down or enjoy beer again.

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This will not be an issue, since the guy who hosted the party has already said if the punk ever shows up at his place again, the cops will be there and he'll be thrown out by some of Saint Cloud, Minnesota's finest.