Re: ZeeMonkey
 

Nibbles...haha

Re: ZeeMonkey
 

This made me laugh really hard.

Re: ZeeMonkey
 

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Hello Dean,

Thank you for writing and allowing us to assist you.

Players are responsible for their own accounts. We cannot be held
responsible if you let other players play with your account.

If you have further inquiries, please do not hesitate to contact us as we
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looks like nibbles is the next big stars tourney winnah.

Barron

Re: ZeeMonkey
 

Pokerstars

Hello Dean,

Your email was brought to my attention and I would like to clarify a few
points regarding our shared account policy.

First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your
account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,
or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may
be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a
case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a
banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys
what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the
risk for you.

Finally, as per standard poker traditions, there is really only one sort of
animal allowed to play poker, and that is the donkey. I wish you the best
of luck in your hunting for them.

Regards,

Jacob

Re: ZeeMonkey
 

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it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys what is now your life

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hahahahahahahahaha

Re: ZeeMonkey
 

[ QUOTE ]
Pokerstars

Hello Dean,

Your email was brought to my attention and I would like to clarify a few
points regarding our shared account policy.

First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your
account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,
or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may
be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a
case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a
banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys
what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the
risk for you.

Finally, as per standard poker traditions, there is really only one sort of
animal allowed to play poker, and that is the donkey. I wish you the best
of luck in your hunting for them.

Regards,

Jacob

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL- STARTS RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

He forgot the Fish though. I will allow this oversight only once- Stars support needs to pay more attention to poker animals, jeez.

Re: ZeeMonkey
 

LMAO I will deposit to stars just because of this! HAHA

Re: ZeeMonkey
 

[ QUOTE ]
Pokerstars

Hello Dean,

Your email was brought to my attention and I would like to clarify a few
points regarding our shared account policy.

First, it is generally not a good idea to let your pet monkey play on your
account as no good can come of it. Either he will lose, costing you money,
or he will win more than you, in which case the master-pet relationship may
be reversed in continued evidence that evolution works correctly. In such a
case, it might be you running around the house in a diaper asking for a
banana, while your monkey drives your car, sleeps in your bed, and enjoys
what is now your life. Generally speaking, I do not think this is worth the
risk for you.

Finally, as per standard poker traditions, there is really only one sort of
animal allowed to play poker, and that is the donkey. I wish you the best
of luck in your hunting for them.

Regards,

Jacob

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wow, stars is amazing

Re: ZeeMonkey
 

Gold!

Re: ZeeMonkey
 

A+