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I learned by dating an asian girl who made fun of me until i did it right.

Oddly i highly recommend this method.

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I learned by dating an asian girl who made fun of me until i did it right.

Oddly i highly recommend this method.

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has everyone on this site dated an asian girl/are in love with them?

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First step is the bottom chopstick. Grasp it so that there is pressure between the base of your thumb and around the first line of your middle finger as such:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/reef/hand1.jpg

This leaves the top of your thumb and index finger completely free to grasp and control the top chopstick. The base one doesn't move, only the top

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/reef/hand2.jpg

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Hey man, don't ask me. I'm Asian, and I only know how to use chopsticks the 'scissors' way, which is a complete embarrassment to the rest of my family. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I learned by dating an asian girl who made fun of me until i did it right.

Oddly i highly recommend this method.

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This probably would be a highly effective method. I recommend the really annoying nagging type with a high-pitched whiny voice. You will have killed her or learned how to use chopsticks by the end of day 2.

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1, Grab chopsticks firmly in your right fist

2, Stab goon

3, Tip barman extra 10%

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Bring a fork in your pocket.

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I have something to admit.... I don't know how to use chopsticks. I've tried so many times, I even bought those stupid beginners sticks with a spring, but for me its like I'm retarded... I become the most socially awkward person in the world.

So here is my offer OOT. Teach me how to use chopsticks and I'll give you $100. If I learn from a combination of posters I'll split the money. If I still don't learn, or if I'm just too lazy to do anything about it then you are SOL.

Anyone up for the challenge?

PS: I have some nerve damage, my hands are weak due to a skiing accident. This should make it extra hard [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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So what do you do when you go out to a nice sushi place? Ask for a fork?

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Fingers.
Bdk & Turnip just took me to a sushi place recently, I was so embarrassed because its so foreign to me (luckily they were super cool), but I have to get over my fear ASAP!

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ill teach u. come by tmorow.

-brad

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Dam, you need the money that badly?

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Steve: woah.

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http://www.thepoorman.net/wp-content...talesofwoe.jpg

Dude.. I'm not BisonBison, what do you expect? I not perfect [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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