Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

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i am unable to recucitate my wonderful time, my boner is dying, i cry out noooooooooo and proceed to freestyle it to my best friends girl ( if u read this obv kidding)

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I recently read in a psychology magazine that most things said in jest contain 50% truths. Soooooo......

I'm pretty sure you wanna nail your friends' girlfriend.

Not only that but you totally wanked it to thoughts of her....

and most likely have before.

If I was your "friend" I would give you a nice KITN. Make that twice.

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wtf

every guy wants the gfs of all their friends

completely standard

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

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Guess this one is appropriate too
http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/ceiling.jpg

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I lol'ed.

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

Laptop with wireless Internets FTW

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

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i am unable to recucitate my wonderful time, my boner is dying, i cry out noooooooooo and proceed to freestyle it to my best friends girl ( if u read this obv kidding)

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I recently read in a psychology magazine that most things said in jest contain 50% truths. Soooooo......

I'm pretty sure you wanna nail your friends' girlfriend.

Not only that but you totally wanked it to thoughts of her....

and most likely have before.

If I was your "friend" I would give you a nice KITN. Make that twice.

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wtf

every guy wants the gfs of all their friends

completely standard

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This is not true for me.

I would rather cut my nuts off than ever have my roommate's/one of my best friend's girlfriend.

she's a solid 6 but she's also out of her mind

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

Nice post, well worded with the 'boner in hand' and your anguished cry of not being able to restore the porn in time.

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

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i am unable to recucitate my wonderful time, my boner is dying, i cry out noooooooooo and proceed to freestyle it to my best friends girl ( if u read this obv kidding)

[/ QUOTE ]

I recently read in a psychology magazine that most things said in jest contain 50% truths. Soooooo......

I'm pretty sure you wanna nail your friends' girlfriend.

Not only that but you totally wanked it to thoughts of her....

and most likely have before.

If I was your "friend" I would give you a nice KITN. Make that twice.

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You can't control who you are attracted to.

Everyone wants somebody they can't have etc.

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

That pussy screwed you.

Re: Beat: cat deaded the computer while i was jackin off
 

do you ever think that people like OP are long time posters here who create gimmick accounts to tell us stories about their lives like this?

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LDO

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they'll let anyone post on the internet